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by ScrubMD
Sun Dec 20, 2015 11:38 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!
Replies: 1835
Views: 88664

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

BCVM22 wrote:

(cackling)


:(
by ScrubMD
Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:16 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!
Replies: 1835
Views: 88664

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

We have the type of team that if I was making it on a video game I'd be like "eh, maybe I shouldn't make them quite this good, it might get boring."
by ScrubMD
Thu Dec 10, 2015 10:21 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!
Replies: 1835
Views: 88664

Re: Jason Heyward - 2016 CF?

I really want Heyward on this team, but that would make a Soler trade much more likely which would make me sad.
by ScrubMD
Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:19 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Starlin Traded to Yankees for Adam Warren & Brendan Ryan
Replies: 324
Views: 19805

Re: Starlin Traded to Yankees for Andrew Warren & PTBNL

Were the Yankees just looking for someone to DFA Ryan for them?
by ScrubMD
Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:30 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs Sign John Lackey - 2 years $32M per Rosenthal
Replies: 187
Views: 9485

Re: Cubs Sign John Lackey - 2 years $32-34M per Rosenthal

Hopefully he pitches a complete game shutout in game 6 of the world series and then immediately dies and doesn't get to celebrate when we win it all.
by ScrubMD
Sat Nov 21, 2015 8:34 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs Sign John Lackey - 2 years $32M per Rosenthal
Replies: 187
Views: 9485

Re: Lackey

What's John Rocker up to these days? Him and Papelbon could shore up the bullpen.
by ScrubMD
Tue Nov 10, 2015 9:15 am
Forum: Minor Leagues
Topic: Prospects who were never Cubs
Replies: 735
Views: 28397

Re: Prospects who were never Cubs

At the moment, I don't think punishments for weed are nearly strong enough.
by ScrubMD
Thu Oct 22, 2015 5:19 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

UMFan83 wrote:another weakness exposed: hitting line drives right to fielders.


Be really hot when you play us and put your fielders where all the line drives are going to go. The book is out, we're toast.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:16 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

What am I supposed to do the next few months? I want to get next year started right now. Watch the World Series. It's baseball. It's still the greatest sport. [expletive] that noise. Yeah, no way I'll be able to watch the World Series this year. Maybe I'll see what exercise is like or something.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:06 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

MURPHY_THE_GOAT wrote:Promise me that you will feel better after removing Daniel Murphy's dong from your collective asses.


I can't make that promise. I might miss the sensation.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:02 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

Promise me that when you realize this doesn't actually fill the void, you won't hurt yourself. It's never too late to seek help.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:55 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

That unbearable pain you feel in the quiet of the night still isn't going away.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:46 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

Love this team. Such a great dbag-free group. We're going to have fun baseball for years.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:09 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

Bless you, Bryant.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:05 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

Bless you, Soler.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:56 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

Moving from aggravated-annoyed to just sad.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:50 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

UMFan83 wrote:
ScrubMD wrote:How can your luck be so bad for so long? This is insane.


Not sure if you are talking about this game this series or this century


Yes.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:48 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

How can your luck be so bad for so long? This is insane.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:37 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

How does he get first for that? He threw his hands into the pitch.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:11 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

Schwarber was fine in the OF until yesterday. We were a good defensive team, they're just all in their heads now.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:04 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

Making it as painful as possible.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:58 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

Soler is amazing.
by ScrubMD
Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:58 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS
Replies: 975
Views: 31031

Re: 10/21 Mets (Matz) @ Cubs (Hammel) 7:07 pm TBS

Holy crap, we got a break.

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