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by snoodmonger
Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:41 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/17 CUBS (LESTER) @ NY Mets (Harvey), TBS, 7:07 CT
Replies: 1719
Views: 29219

Re: 10/17 CUBS (LESTER) @ tbd (tbd), TBS, 7:07 CT

doublebubble wrote:anyone have good sign ideas incase LA wins?

Unleash the Dongs! is one I was kicking around. with a #NSBB hashtag of course or .com


"I came to see some dongs."

"I love me some dongs."
by snoodmonger
Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:26 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Guys JUST BEAT THE [expletive] Cardinals in the playoffs
Replies: 283
Views: 10492

Re: Guys JUST BEAT THE [expletive] Cardinals in the playoffs

abuck1220 wrote:curious to hear what that guy's alternative playoff scenario would be.



Cardinals straight to the World Series, and Adam Wainwright gets to take every AB for the American league team. Because the Cards DESERVED it.
by snoodmonger
Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:10 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: who do you want to see throwing out the first pitch?
Replies: 106
Views: 3481

Re: who do you want to see throwing out the first pitch?

Sammy should just stand at the top of the scoreboard with a bat. The next time Schwarber hits one there (like game 3 of the NLCS), Sammy should hit it right back. It'll be our version of the Miller Park slide, except it will feature a post-dong return-to-sender dong and therefore not suck.
by snoodmonger
Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:59 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Best Dong of the playoffs
Replies: 96
Views: 3866

Re: Best Dong of the playoffs

Chocolate Milk wrote:The only way that home run would have been better is if Soler threw his gold chain from the dugout around Schwarber's neck like he was playing horseshoes. That way we could have gotten a little chain swang while Schwarbs trotted around the bases.


ahahahhahahaa
by snoodmonger
Tue Oct 13, 2015 2:08 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Best Dong of the playoffs
Replies: 96
Views: 3866

Re: Best Dong of the playoffs

Schwarber dong was as swaggy a dong as you're gonna see, fellas. If he'd dropped the bat cleanly, it would've jumped up and flipped itself. Soler ruining the soul of Wainwright is a close second. If he'd had the foresight to jog to the mound first and place his enormous gold chain on Wainwright's st...
by snoodmonger
Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:30 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT
Replies: 1999
Views: 28407

Re: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT

Geech wrote:
Bunts Lick Butts wrote:i want to hit a dong off wainright so bad god almighty i can't even say it hard enough i will post a vine of myself jerking off right in this thread i swear to god


Promise has been made.

GIVE IT TO ME
by snoodmonger
Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:29 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT
Replies: 1999
Views: 28407

Re: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT

treebird wrote:we need to score immediately, wainwright throwing three shutout innings or whatever is going to be the most cardinal thing ever


pretty much
by snoodmonger
Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:22 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT
Replies: 1999
Views: 28407

Re: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT

How many runs do we need to win this?
by snoodmonger
Mon Oct 12, 2015 5:53 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT
Replies: 1999
Views: 28407

Re: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT

The flames have been stoked. The dongforge is white hot. The dongsmiths have come to work!
by snoodmonger
Mon Oct 12, 2015 5:21 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT
Replies: 1999
Views: 28407

Re: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT

Time to light up Wacha. He better not have the three foot dish again.
by snoodmonger
Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:46 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT
Replies: 1999
Views: 28407

Re: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT

Bunts Lick Butts wrote:lol deadspin's twitter account got suspended


why?
by snoodmonger
Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:41 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT
Replies: 1999
Views: 28407

Re: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT

And Schwarber's bat spaketh. And it said, "DONG."
by snoodmonger
Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:14 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT
Replies: 1999
Views: 28407

Re: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT

Time to open up the Dongforge and let the the Dongsmiths go to work.
by snoodmonger
Sun Oct 11, 2015 11:05 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Good job gun nuts you did it again
Replies: 834
Views: 28531

Re: Good job gun nuts you did it again

UMFan83 wrote:Posted on Reddt: someone films a girl firing 5 shots at someone else in Lincoln Park (based on the guitar center looks like Halsted and Wrightwood)

http://youtu.be/ECGCoo3Ogxg


boy you'd think cops could have gotten there in 2.5 minutes.
by snoodmonger
Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:08 am
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT
Replies: 1999
Views: 28407

Re: 10/12 Cardinals (Wacha) @ CUBS (ARRIETA), TBS, 5:07 CT

Cusack is a horrible person, but apparently nobody is 100% good or bad.
by snoodmonger
Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:04 am
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: Non-Cubs Playoff Games Thread
Replies: 783
Views: 24556

Re: Non-Cubs Playoff Games Thread

NY needs the equivalent of a hockey goon to just obliterate Utley on a play without even a token effort at making it look like a "baseball play."
by snoodmonger
Sat Oct 10, 2015 10:17 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: Non-Cubs Playoff Games Thread
Replies: 783
Views: 24556

Re: Non-Cubs Playoff Games Thread

Utley is garbage.
by snoodmonger
Sat Oct 10, 2015 5:45 pm
Forum: Game Threads
Topic: 10/10 CUBS (HENDRICKS) @ CARDS (GARCIA,) 4:30 P.M. CT, TBS
Replies: 1165
Views: 16645

Re: 10/10 CUBS (HENDRICKS) @ CARDS (GARCIA,) 4:30 P.M. CT, TBS

Ruin the Wainwright comeback. I want to damage his psyche here.

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