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Postby kujay » Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:58 am

Yo, Hiltom Garden Inn, your knockoff sleepnumber beds are not fooling anyone. [expletive] you.
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Re: Random Rants

Postby bukie » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:58 am

kujay wrote:Yo, Hiltom Garden Inn, your knockoff sleepnumber beds are not fooling anyone. [expletive] you.

Well that's what you get for staying at a knockoff Hilton.
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Postby kujay » Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:54 am

bukie wrote:
kujay wrote:Yo, Hiltom Garden Inn, your knockoff sleepnumber beds are not fooling anyone. [expletive] you.

Well that's what you get for staying at a knockoff Hilton.


Touché.

But of course options are sometimes limited.
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Postby Tim » Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:48 pm

bukie wrote:
kujay wrote:Yo, Hiltom Garden Inn, your knockoff sleepnumber beds are not fooling anyone. [expletive] you.

Well that's what you get for staying at a knockoff Hilton.

lol - I missed this before. Do they sell Rolecks watches there?
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Re: Random Rants

Postby 17 Seconds » Sun May 03, 2015 9:53 am

boxing is so [expletive] stupid. were you guys rooting for the scumbag who beats men and women, or the homophobe who only beats men?

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Postby OleMissCub » Sun May 03, 2015 9:58 am

17 Seconds wrote:boxing is so [expletive] stupid. were you guys rooting for the scumbag who beats men and women, or the homophobe who only beats men?


Pfft, whatever man, you folks who hated the fight just don't understand the skill that was involved. It was a masterpiece of a fight. You guys just don't freaking get it.
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Postby 17 Seconds » Sun May 03, 2015 10:13 am

i'm not talking about the fact that the fight was supposedly boring or whatever, i'm just talking about boxing in general.

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Postby XZero77 » Sun May 03, 2015 10:39 pm

17 Seconds wrote:i'm not talking about the fact that the fight was supposedly boring or whatever, i'm just talking about boxing in general.


Well boxing has been in decline for years, and as big as this fight was, it was the only one people were really waiting for. Now that it's done, I think the sport's descent into irrelevance will hasten.

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Re: Random Rants

Postby ctcf » Sun May 03, 2015 10:39 pm

[expletive] the [expletive] Reds. Either put Mesoraco on the [expletive] DL or play him somewhere, you dip [expletive]. YOU ARE KILLING MY FANTASY TEAMS AND LEGITIMATELY HURTING YOUR OWN TEAM THIS MAKES NO [expletive] SENSE.

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Postby BigbadB » Sat May 09, 2015 9:05 am

The wife and I walked all the way down the strip to the MGM on the afternoon of the fight. I can guarantee you that was more entertaining than the actual fight.

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Postby Tim » Sat May 09, 2015 2:18 pm

ctcf wrote:[expletive] the [expletive] Reds. Either put Mesoraco on the [expletive] DL or play him somewhere, you dip [expletive]. YOU ARE KILLING MY FANTASY TEAMS AND LEGITIMATELY HURTING YOUR OWN TEAM THIS MAKES NO [expletive] SENSE.

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Postby mul21 » Mon Jun 08, 2015 8:46 am

My daughter turned 7 on Friday, so I planned a weekend in Chicago for us. Train ride up and back, hotel on Illinois St. right downtown, and plans to hit the American Girl store along with the Field Museum and a few other things.

Our train was supposed to leave the St. Louis area at 7:25 am. It didn't even show up until 11:00, then we had a delay waiting for a southbound train to go by us, followed by another delay of unknown cause for quite a while. Turns out, the train in front of us hit a semi with a load of bacon on it and was disabled (no injuries, fortunately). The people on that train got buses, but we had to sit our happy asses on the train with no idea what their plan was or how long it was going to take. Worst of all, because of all the delays and people sitting on the train for hours longer than intended, the cafe car ran out of EVERYTHING by around 2:00 in the afternoon and on top of that, the credit card machine had broken as well. We finally got off the train around 7:45 or so and my dad, who was supposed to be meeting us downtown at around 2:00 or so, picked us up in Wilmington not far from where the collision happened. Nothing like traveling with a 7 yr old, on her birthday no less, and having a 15 hour day. We finally got to our hotel at 9:20 and I found out yesterday on the way home that our original train didn't even make it to Union Station until almost 10:30 Friday night.

I called Amtrak this morning to bitch and I got myself a $40 travel voucher for my troubles. Woo hoo!
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Re: Random Rants

Postby JeffH » Wed Jun 10, 2015 7:43 am

Were they able to salvage the bacon?

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Re: Random Rants

Postby Derwood » Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:47 am

If my new neighbor's dog [expletive] in my lawn one more time, that [expletive] is going to be floating in their new pool

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Re: Random Rants

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:56 am

Just cut to the chase and reveal what did to piss them off so much they're not picking up their dog's crap from your yard.

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Re: Random Rants

Postby PosterToBeNamedLater » Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:07 am

Derwood wrote:If my new neighbor's dog [expletive] in my lawn one more time, that [expletive] is going to be floating in their new pool


The most frustrating thing was probably that the dog only used these instead of washing properly.
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Re: Random Rants

Postby Derwood » Mon Jun 22, 2015 12:29 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Just cut to the chase and reveal what did to piss them off so much they're not picking up their dog's crap from your yard.


I had the audacity to have a proper dog-to-yard size ratio

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Re: Random Rants

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Jun 22, 2015 12:30 pm

A what now.

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Re: Random Rants

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Jun 22, 2015 12:31 pm

Please tell me you're complaining about people leaving their dog's [expletive] in your yard. If you're complaining about a dog [expletive] in your yard and it's being picked up...yeesh.

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Re: Random Rants

Postby David » Mon Jun 22, 2015 12:31 pm

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Re: Random Rants

Postby Derwood » Mon Jun 22, 2015 12:59 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Please tell me you're complaining about people leaving their dog's [expletive] in your yard. If you're complaining about a dog [expletive] in your yard and it's being picked up...yeesh.

Yes, leaving it

New neighbor has a golden retriever. He bought a house with a pool that takes up 3/4 of his backyard. His small patch of grass backs up to my yard, which is full size. As such, he lets his dog run around our yard for exercise, which would be fine if he cleaned up after it, which he doesn't (despite me politely asking him to more than once)

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Re: Random Rants

Postby Cubswin11 » Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:03 pm

Well you have no choice now but to light a flaming bag of his dog's [expletive] on his doorstep
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Re: Random Rants

Postby David » Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:05 pm

there are two people at my work who say "i don't think so, tim"

to be fair, i think one got it from the other

but holy [expletive]
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Re: Random Rants

Postby SouthSideRyan » Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:13 pm

The guy has a pool, but no fence?
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Re: Random Rants

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:16 pm

SouthSideRyan wrote:The guy has a pool, but no fence?


Yeah, I'd be worried about a brood of Derwood's invading my hard earned pool. Seems like a fence would be win-win for everyone involved.


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