Hotel "high speed internet"

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Re: Hotel "high speed internet"

Postby jersey cubs fan » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:46 am

phrasing
Tim wrote:"Hawthorne Effect". Basically, people improve their behavior if they know they're being watched. I'm a competitive cur, so having friends that are also doing it drives me to want to "win" daily/weekly challenges and such.

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Re: Hotel "high speed internet"

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:50 am

Wait, how does one have a porn movie looped "by accident" on their computer?
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Re: Hotel "high speed internet"

Postby seanimal » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:48 am

Sammy Sofa wrote:Wait, how does one have a porn movie looped "by accident" on their computer?


it wasn't an accident, this is probably not the first time he's had to return to his hotel room after passing out on the sidewalk. one can only suffer so many times of having to log back in to his favorite site and buffer the mutilation porn, probably figured just leave it on repeat and get right back at it upon reaching the terminus of his psychotic episode

and holy [expletive] how loud does this guy crank up his dell laptop that the next room and housekeeping can hear his porn? and of course, he hates all those people instantly. poor housekeeping lady probably thought she was going to find this nutjob dangling from his belt in the closet
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Re: Hotel "high speed internet"

Postby Derwood » Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:16 pm

I love the breakdown of the totally made up story

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Re: Hotel "high speed internet"

Postby CubinNY » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:55 pm

Who doesn't have porn on a loop on the lap top?

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Re: Hotel "high speed internet"

Postby treebird » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:41 pm

CubinNY wrote:Who doesn't have porn on a loop on the lap top?


right? it's just another window to cycle through. email, excel, word document, dp, adobe reader.

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Re: Hotel "high speed internet"

Postby dcvalpo » Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:50 am

So, has this thing officially run its course?
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Re: Hotel "high speed internet"

Postby jersey cubs fan » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:10 am

No, it's on a loop.
Tim wrote:"Hawthorne Effect". Basically, people improve their behavior if they know they're being watched. I'm a competitive cur, so having friends that are also doing it drives me to want to "win" daily/weekly challenges and such.

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Re: Hotel "high speed internet"

Postby dcvalpo » Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:10 am

jersey cubs fan wrote:No, it's on a loop.


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Re: Hotel "high speed internet"

Postby DiamondMind » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:14 pm

seanimal wrote:
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lol having a blast trying to guess what was polished up here


I think we all know what was polished up that night.

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Re: Hotel "high speed internet"

Postby jersey cubs fan » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:29 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:phrasing
Tim wrote:"Hawthorne Effect". Basically, people improve their behavior if they know they're being watched. I'm a competitive cur, so having friends that are also doing it drives me to want to "win" daily/weekly challenges and such.


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