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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:49 pm

hahaha, so this is my legacy

If it makes you feel better, I can probably count on two hands the number of haircuts I've paid for the last 15 years(and none the last 5 years), the rest of the time its done at home.

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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby seanimal » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:53 pm

SouthSideRyan wrote:
Derwood wrote:
David wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:I just remember the horrible/weird ones. But mostly Truffle's pooping phobia.


And Derwood getting fecal matter on his hands when he wipes.


that was never an actual thing, but sure, why not


He meant on your jorts


always an actual thing
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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby seanimal » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:54 pm

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:hahaha, so this is my legacy

If it makes you feel better, I can probably count on two hands the number of haircuts I've paid for the last 15 years(and none the last 5 years), the rest of the time its done at home.


no that does not make me feel better
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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby Derwood » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:58 pm

seanimal wrote:
SouthSideRyan wrote:
Derwood wrote:
David wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:I just remember the horrible/weird ones. But mostly Truffle's pooping phobia.


And Derwood getting fecal matter on his hands when he wipes.


that was never an actual thing, but sure, why not


He meant on your jorts


always an actual thing


no, but you guys enjoy it so much, that I've stopped protesting

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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:59 pm

seanimal wrote:
Transmogrified Tiger wrote:hahaha, so this is my legacy

If it makes you feel better, I can probably count on two hands the number of haircuts I've paid for the last 15 years(and none the last 5 years), the rest of the time its done at home.


no that does not make me feel better


If you want me to go full heel and tell you I took the $25 I've extorted from the haircuttery business and spent it on chain restaurants and Two and a Half Men on DVD, I can go that route too. It's less honest, but maybe more fun.

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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby David » Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:00 pm

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:hahaha, so this is my legacy

If it makes you feel better, I can probably count on two hands the number of haircuts I've paid for the last 15 years(and none the last 5 years), the rest of the time its done at home.


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that just might be weirder and override your previous legacy
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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby seanimal » Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:00 pm

Derwood wrote:
seanimal wrote:
SouthSideRyan wrote:
Derwood wrote:
David wrote:And Derwood getting fecal matter on his hands when he wipes.


that was never an actual thing, but sure, why not


He meant on your jorts


always an actual thing


no, but you guys enjoy it so much, that I've stopped protesting


kind of seems like you're still protesting
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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby Derwood » Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:01 pm

seanimal wrote:kind of seems like you're still protesting


nah

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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby Banedon » Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:53 pm

imb! wrote:
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Sammy Sofa wrote:Yeah, he's had some real winners where he was trying real hard to sound like a sociopath who doesn't "get" emotions.


You must keep some sort of spreadsheet on NSBB posters, because I don't remember the individual nuances and personality quirks of 200+ regular members like you do


im really bad about having all kinds of knowledge of nsbb posters. its like chappelle when he said he told white people he was writing a paper about them so he could watch how weird they are all day. It's really sad how much I know about you people. Of course, I've also "known" most of you longer than most of the people i actually interact with every day


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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:58 pm

Banedon wrote:
imb! wrote:
Derwood wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Yeah, he's had some real winners where he was trying real hard to sound like a sociopath who doesn't "get" emotions.


You must keep some sort of spreadsheet on NSBB posters, because I don't remember the individual nuances and personality quirks of 200+ regular members like you do


im really bad about having all kinds of knowledge of nsbb posters. its like chappelle when he said he told white people he was writing a paper about them so he could watch how weird they are all day. It's really sad how much I know about you people. Of course, I've also "known" most of you longer than most of the people i actually interact with every day


You guys are my best friends that I would never recognize if I walked by them on the street.


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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby biittner77 » Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:13 am

On Monday we had our freshman transition day where the 9th graders get a chnace to find their way around the building, get info about how we do things and do some "fun" activities. We gave each of them a school t shirt to tie dye. While they were working on this we had a math teacher who's also a DJ playing music. Maybe you can already guess where I'm going with this.

He played Hot for Teacher by Van Halen. FTH
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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby yanrslatr » Thu Aug 28, 2014 11:13 am

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
seanimal wrote:
Transmogrified Tiger wrote:hahaha, so this is my legacy

If it makes you feel better, I can probably count on two hands the number of haircuts I've paid for the last 15 years(and none the last 5 years), the rest of the time its done at home.


no that does not make me feel better


If you want me to go full heel and tell you I took the $25 I've extorted from the haircuttery business and spent it on chain restaurants and Two and a Half Men on DVD, I can go that route too. It's less honest, but maybe more fun.


The fact that $25 is what you've saved by not paying for a haircut in 5 years makes your refusal to give a little extra to the bum on the corner with the shears even more pathetic.

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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby Productive Outs » Fri Aug 29, 2014 8:59 pm

My hairline has effectively disappeared at this point, so it makes zero sense for me to pay someone to run a pair of clippers over my head.

Now, if you actually have working hair follicles, it's an entirely different story.
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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby Stannis » Sat Aug 30, 2014 9:12 am

SouthSideRyan wrote:
davell wrote:TT not tipping on haircuts is always going to stick with me, since he's otherwise bulletproof. This stuff that shows true weirdness I just try and forget it exists.


Still makes me wince


that's so [expletive] weird, i'm still trying to wrap my mind around it. it's like finding out someone i really respect is into serial murdering babies.
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Postby Soul » Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:56 pm

biittner77 wrote:On Monday we had our freshman transition day where the 9th graders get a chnace to find their way around the building, get info about how we do things and do some "fun" activities. We gave each of them a school t shirt to tie dye. While they were working on this we had a math teacher who's also a DJ playing music. Maybe you can already guess where I'm going with this.

He played Hot for Teacher by Van Halen. FTH


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Postby vance_the_cubs_fan » Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:31 pm

Well now this [expletive] just got weird.

Police: Destrehan teachers had a threesome with a student

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Re: Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby Banedon » Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:41 pm

I saw that yesterday...it's crazy. Remember when Mary Kay Letourneau was a household name cuz this type of thing was so rare? Or at least under-reported? Now there's one in the news every damn week. How do these teachers think they're gonna get away with this stuff?

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Postby vance_the_cubs_fan » Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:49 pm

What's worse, I'm seeing tons and tons of comments saying how they shouldn't be prosecuted because what teenage boy wouldnt want a three-way with two of his hot teachers. That makes no sense whatsoever.

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Postby Banedon » Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:51 pm

vance_the_cubs_fan wrote:What's worse, I'm seeing tons and tons of comments saying how they shouldn't be prosecuted because what teenage boy wouldnt want a three-way with two of his hot teachers. That makes no sense whatsoever.


Well, to be fair, most of those comments are probably really teenage boys. Or adult men with the maturity of teenage boys.

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Postby jersey cubs fan » Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:52 pm

Banedon wrote:I saw that yesterday...it's crazy. Remember when Mary Kay Letourneau was a household name cuz this type of thing was so rare? Or at least under-reported? Now there's one in the news every damn week. How do these teachers think they're gonna get away with this stuff?


Probably because a [expletive] ton of them have and currently are getting away with it?
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Kids and Hot Teachers

Postby treebird » Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:59 pm

one of my friends emailed me and a bunch of our friends about how this guy should be in the man hall of fame. infuriating.

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Postby yanrslatr » Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:58 pm

Jefferson Parish authorities said both teachers, Shelley S. Dufresne, 32, and Rachel Respess, 24, are facing felony charges of carnal knowledge of a juvenile, contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile and indecent behavior with a juvenile. According to Kenner Police Chief Michael Glaser, the two teachers met with a Destrehan High student after a football game on September 12th, then drove to Respess’s Kenner apartment where the three had sex simultaneously until the early morning hours of the 13th.


Sounds like it was the longest night of his life.

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Postby biittner77 » Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:07 am

“You have an educator, I guess, the responsibility is the safety and education of the children and when it goes outside those lines I believe the community should be outraged,” Chief Glaser said at a press conference Wednesday.


Yes, this. Adults in a position of trust must not use that power to take advantage of children. It's not complicated.

Probably because a [expletive] ton of them have and currently are getting away with it?


How long could you expect a teenage boy to keep secret the fact that he's been having 3 ways with his teachers? A couple weeks/ months? Until he sees any one of his peers? Until he gets to his phone? Maybe some people get away with this for a while but I'd guess most of them get caught.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:42 am

biittner77 wrote:How long could you expect a teenage boy to keep secret the fact that he's been having 3 ways with his teachers? A couple weeks/ months? Until he sees any one of his peers? Until he gets to his phone? Maybe some people get away with this for a while but I'd guess most of them get caught.


Well, that's the [expletive] up part; most of them either can or expect to use their power and authority to keep it quiet.

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Postby WrigleyField 22 » Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:46 am

Doesn't the whole risk thing just make it more exciting for someone in that situation. They're not thinking about actually getting caught but enjoying the thrill behind it. Also the power thing.


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