Being married

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Bunts Lick Butts
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Being married

Postby Bunts Lick Butts » Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:02 pm

*my wife on friday* - i wrote a list of 15 small things i need to do around the house
*my wife on saturday* - i need to do some of these
*my wife on sunday* - dang it i didnt do any of those yet i need to do one tonight
*my wife on monday right before we leave the house* - *starts to do all 15 things 2 minutes after telling me she's ready to go*
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Re: Being married

Postby jersey cubs fan » Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:10 pm

Give me back my wife [/Gibson voice]
Tim wrote:"Hawthorne Effect". Basically, people improve their behavior if they know they're being watched. I'm a competitive cur, so having friends that are also doing it drives me to want to "win" daily/weekly challenges and such.

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Re: Being married

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:21 pm

Do you live next door to a swinging single horndog or an old guy who dispatches wisdom with his face hidden behind a fence?

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Re: Being married

Postby Banedon » Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:23 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Do you live next door to a swinging single horndog or an old guy who dispatches wisdom with his face hidden behind a fence?


He lives across the street from his nosy parents.

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Re: Being married

Postby Careless » Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:00 pm

This sounds like a female problem, not a marriage problem.
We are doomed.

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Re: Being married

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:40 pm

Careless wrote:This sounds like a female problem, not a marriage problem.


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