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Re: Rizzo

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:06 am

I have no idea who this person, but he should go by "Brettel Dredge" from now on since that's how I read his name.
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:50 pm

David wrote:https://twitter.com/ARizzo44/status/676267276270702592


oh christ if Rizzo turns out to be a pedophile I will [expletive] flipout
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Postby JennieGarthAlgar » Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:01 am

minnesotacubsfan wrote:
David wrote:https://twitter.com/ARizzo44/status/676267276270702592


oh christ if Rizzo turns out to be a pedophile I will [expletive] flipout


Am I missing something here? Was there something about Doug Henning I didn't know about?

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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:12 am

I believe he's responding to some high schooler, unless there is a tweet I am missing. I dont do the tweeter alots
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:47 am

I don't get it; she asked which of the Cubs' gifs is his favorite and he said the "it's magic" one. Where's the pedo part?
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Dec 14, 2015 11:22 am

Nothing other then she's young, and I was joking around Rizzo talking to kids!!!

Bad joke
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Re: Rizzo

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Postby Bull » Mon Dec 14, 2015 11:42 am

minnesotacubsfan wrote:Nothing other then she's young, and I was joking around Rizzo talking to kids!!!

Bad joke

Look at the laugh lines. Not that young.

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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:19 pm

Her Twitter profile says cmhs soccer player. I assumed cm high school

Bad joke guys. Let's move on
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Postby David » Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:20 pm

minnesotacubsfan wrote:Her Twitter profile says cmhs soccer player. I assumed cm high school

Bad joke guys. Let's move on

yeah it says she's a high school senior
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:27 pm

See, if I was tweeting with HS girls, my wife would kill me. And prolly for good reason
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Postby ConstableRabbit » Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:54 pm

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minnesotacubsfan wrote:Nothing other then she's young, and I was joking around Rizzo talking to kids!!!

Bad joke

Look at the laugh lines. Not that young.

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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Dec 14, 2015 1:11 pm

ConstableRabbit wrote:
Bull wrote:
minnesotacubsfan wrote:Nothing other then she's young, and I was joking around Rizzo talking to kids!!!

Bad joke

Look at the laugh lines. Not that young.

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That, or we have identified the second pedo on nsbb
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Postby ConstableRabbit » Mon Dec 14, 2015 1:51 pm

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During a "Not For Women Only" panel discussion, former Cubs pitcher Mike Bielecki asked several players to invent a baseball catch phrase for Viagra. Theriot's ad campaign: "Viagra -- I always play hard."

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Postby Banedon » Fri Dec 18, 2015 7:48 am

Brian wrote:


Something didn't work here. That tweet doesn't exist.

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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:44 am

Banedon wrote:
Brian wrote:


Something didn't work here. That tweet doesn't exist.

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Re: Rizzo

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:13 pm

Uhhhh, that seems like a LOT of weight to lose in less than 3 months (and over the holidays, too), especially for a guy that really didn't seem he needed to lose much at all. That worries me a bit.
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Re: Rizzo

Postby Banedon » Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:15 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Uhhhh, that seems like a LOT of weight to lose in less than 3 months (and over the holidays, too), especially for a guy that really didn't seem he needed to lose much at all. That worries me a bit.


It was purely head mass that was lost. He's all face now.

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Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:24 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Uhhhh, that seems like a LOT of weight to lose in less than 3 months (and over the holidays, too), especially for a guy that really didn't seem he needed to lose much at all. That worries me a bit.


The general pattern for MLB players is that they'll be in peak shape to start the season, and they'll generally slowly ramp downwards in terms of overall fitness as the season progresses. Baseball related activities help keep this effect from being too dramatic, but the grind of the regular season means there's not a lot of extra lifting/cardio being done for fitness's sake, and 81 games on the road probably isn't great for eating habits if you aren't careful. Albert Pujols famously was a little flabby by the end of most seasons and then would turn himself back into a block of granite by the start of Spring Training.

In Rizzo's case, he's a big framed guy so he could pack on some weight during the season without raising much suspicion. I'm also reminded of Haren joking with him about being a 300 pounder the other day. I don't think it's huge news, but it's nice to see, especially if you see pictures of Rizzo with his family and are reminded that genetics aren't on his side.

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Postby David » Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:26 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Uhhhh, that seems like a LOT of weight to lose in less than 3 months (and over the holidays, too), especially for a guy that really didn't seem he needed to lose much at all. That worries me a bit.


He's always had kind of a borderline fat guy body. And he's like 6'4" or something.

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That's him 2 days ago.
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Re: Rizzo

Postby UMFan83 » Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:38 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Uhhhh, that seems like a LOT of weight to lose in less than 3 months (and over the holidays, too), especially for a guy that really didn't seem he needed to lose much at all. That worries me a bit.


I almost made a comment about wondering whether he's visited his oncologist lately but decided against it.
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