Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

User avatar
Sammy Sofa
Licks Butts
Posts: 56771
Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:45 pm
Location: Washington DC

Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:55 pm

Alright, I know some of you choades inexplicably have these features switched off, but even more inexplicably actually have sig pics and avatars despite switching them off. I'm sick of looking at the same ones over and over again; turn it on for a [expletive] minute or two and update them. Some of you only have dead links and X's and no hotlinking messages, for God's sake.

And really, just leave them on. I can't imagine the torture of trying to differentiate a Derwood from a TruffleShuffle from their posts alone.
Abbc3 Spoiler Show

User avatar
David
Hall of Fame
Posts: 45384
Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:33 pm
Location: Chicago

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby David » Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:57 pm

i SO SO SO SO SO endorse this
Image

User avatar
Tim
Hall of Fame
Posts: 39913
Joined: Fri Feb 28, 2003 11:02 am
Location: Naperville, IL
Contact:

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Tim » Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:59 pm

I refuse to enable signatures.

But I'll re-enable avatars until my next road trip. I try to keep my bandwidth consumption to a minimum since I almost always use my phone's LTE.
Spoiler: show

Image

User avatar
Sammy Sofa
Licks Butts
Posts: 56771
Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:45 pm
Location: Washington DC

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:03 pm

Yeah, but even the people who turn the feature off can still have them. Do it for the rest of that aren't running off an Amiga.
Abbc3 Spoiler Show

User avatar
Sammy Sofa
Licks Butts
Posts: 56771
Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:45 pm
Location: Washington DC

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:06 pm

Or: if people are going to be lazy then mods should have the power to give them appropriate avatars. And they (the staff) need to be more on the ball with the status/title thingies under the avatars.

What I'm saying is make me in charge of decorating around here.
Abbc3 Spoiler Show

User avatar
weis21
5-Time All-Star
Posts: 5989
Joined: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:45 am
Location: ECU

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby weis21 » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:13 pm

I mentioned this in the baseball gif thread, but the poster with the jay jackson sig kind of makes me laugh sometimes. He's not been in the cubs organization for over 3 years.

User avatar
Derwood
Stall Monitor
Posts: 58429
Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:44 am
Location: 375 Miles East of Wrigley

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Derwood » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:20 pm

FIRST ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK:

Bob Sanders (Melvin Mora "Dugout" sig)
Post Count Padder (Huston Street and In Rainbows)
BigSlick (Derrek Lee)
WrigleyField 22 (Wood/DeRosa)
chuckywang (Byfuglien)

User avatar
Tim
Hall of Fame
Posts: 39913
Joined: Fri Feb 28, 2003 11:02 am
Location: Naperville, IL
Contact:

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Tim » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:22 pm

I see nothing wrong with Wood/Derosa. Or Lee.
Spoiler: show

Image

User avatar
Sammy Sofa
Licks Butts
Posts: 56771
Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:45 pm
Location: Washington DC

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:23 pm

I kinda want the Dugout one to say since it's basically the only working remnant of the classic site that still exists.

Seriously, why the [expletive] did they let that die?
Abbc3 Spoiler Show

User avatar
Derwood
Stall Monitor
Posts: 58429
Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:44 am
Location: 375 Miles East of Wrigley

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Derwood » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:23 pm

And whoever has that Ryan Theriot Viagra quote

User avatar
Hairyducked Idiot
Kyle in disguise
Posts: 31177
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:42 am
Location: Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Hairyducked Idiot » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:25 pm

This thread to me just says "Mojo wants you to bring back The Crushing Fist of Logic (tm)."

User avatar
Sammy Sofa
Licks Butts
Posts: 56771
Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:45 pm
Location: Washington DC

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:25 pm

Derwood wrote:And whoever has that Ryan Theriot Viagra quote


YES.

Also: BigSlick is a double offender with the Lee pic and the weird Beatles and Andrew Jackson quotes. SWITCH THAT [expletive] UP.
Abbc3 Spoiler Show

User avatar
Sammy Sofa
Licks Butts
Posts: 56771
Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:45 pm
Location: Washington DC

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:26 pm

Hairyducked Idiot wrote:This thread to me just says "Mojo wants you to bring back The Crushing Fist of Logic (tm)."


Never backtrack. Move on to the Clenching Anus of Stubbornness.
Abbc3 Spoiler Show

User avatar
Sammy Sofa
Licks Butts
Posts: 56771
Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:45 pm
Location: Washington DC

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:31 pm

Additional rule: you have to have one or the other. The only exception is you have an amazing board name. davell, I'm looking at you; put up a [expletive] avatar or something if your name only sounds like somebody tried say "Dave" as they lapsed into a coma.
Abbc3 Spoiler Show

User avatar
David
Hall of Fame
Posts: 45384
Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:33 pm
Location: Chicago

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby David » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:35 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Derwood wrote:And whoever has that Ryan Theriot Viagra quote


YES.

Also: BigSlick is a double offender with the Lee pic and the weird Beatles and Andrew Jackson quotes. SWITCH THAT [expletive] UP.


oh god yeah

also that badger guy that has some photobucket stock image saying the file is gone. a few others have this.
Image

User avatar
David
Hall of Fame
Posts: 45384
Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:33 pm
Location: Chicago

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby David » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:38 pm

I'm amazed that nobody here is named Max Power
Image

User avatar
Hairyducked Idiot
Kyle in disguise
Posts: 31177
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:42 am
Location: Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Hairyducked Idiot » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:39 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Hairyducked Idiot wrote:This thread to me just says "Mojo wants you to bring back The Crushing Fist of Logic (tm)."


Never backtrack. Move on to the Clenching Anus of Stubbornness.


I call those "emphasis asterisks"

User avatar
Derwood
Stall Monitor
Posts: 58429
Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:44 am
Location: 375 Miles East of Wrigley

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Derwood » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:40 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Derwood wrote:And whoever has that Ryan Theriot Viagra quote


YES.

Also: BigSlick is a double offender with the Lee pic and the weird Beatles and Andrew Jackson quotes. SWITCH THAT [expletive] UP.


The Beatles quote isn't even correct, which is maddening

User avatar
David
Hall of Fame
Posts: 45384
Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:33 pm
Location: Chicago

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby David » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:43 pm

Derwood wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:
Derwood wrote:And whoever has that Ryan Theriot Viagra quote


YES.

Also: BigSlick is a double offender with the Lee pic and the weird Beatles and Andrew Jackson quotes. SWITCH THAT [expletive] UP.


The Beatles quote isn't even correct, which is maddening


somehow i doubt that andrew jackson said anything about sabermetricians either
Image

User avatar
Sammy Sofa
Licks Butts
Posts: 56771
Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:45 pm
Location: Washington DC

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:45 pm

SOUL, THIS THREAD MIGHT AS WELL BE COMPLETELY ABOUT YOU.

Let's give you a makeover, girlfriend.
Abbc3 Spoiler Show

User avatar
Hairyducked Idiot
Kyle in disguise
Posts: 31177
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:42 am
Location: Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Hairyducked Idiot » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:50 pm

DID YOU HEAR THAT EVERYBODY? NUTS AND GUM IS *THREATENING* US?

Say good bye to these, because it's the last time you'll ever see them! Spring break!

User avatar
Derwood
Stall Monitor
Posts: 58429
Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:44 am
Location: 375 Miles East of Wrigley

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby Derwood » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:50 pm

Anyone with a pic of their kid from like 2005

User avatar
mul21
5-Time All-Star
Posts: 7135
Joined: Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:53 am
Location: Hell (a.k.a. St. Louis)
Contact:

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby mul21 » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:51 pm

Ok, you jerk, mine is updated. If you don't like, I'll fight you.
I like beer.

User avatar
David
Hall of Fame
Posts: 45384
Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:33 pm
Location: Chicago

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby David » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:51 pm

weis, if you're gonna have a middling to decent prospect as your av, at least make it one from an actual cubs affiliate
Image

User avatar
David
Hall of Fame
Posts: 45384
Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:33 pm
Location: Chicago

Re: Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

Postby David » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:51 pm

mul21 wrote:Ok, you jerk, mine is updated. If you don't like, I'll fight you.


illiniguy needs to do this too
Image


Return to “Site Suggestions”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest