Tim went to Nashville

[jersey cubs fan]

[David]

oh god. tim and mojo are about to sign up for some kind of amtrak annual pass group buy

[Sammy Sofa]

Hey, it's not my fault planes were made by THE DEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

[Lenny]

I was about to post how lucky the passengers are considering all the vouchers they'll receive, then noticed it's Southwest, so they'll only be good for the lower 48, no 1st Class, and whatever plane you step on likely rolled off the line during the Reagan administration.

[Tim]

I hate you all. This was just mean.

Must drink now.

[David]

I was about to post how lucky the passengers are considering all the vouchers they'll receive, then noticed it's Southwest, so they'll only be good for the lower 48, no 1st Class, and whatever plane you step on likely rolled off the line during the Reagan administration.

http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2 ... -rank.aspx

as of 2014 (this was the newest I could find) southwest was ahead of delta, united, american and us airways.

actually shocked at spirit only being in the 5's.

only flown virgin once and it was glorious. no surprise they're where they are.

[Banedon]

I hate you all. This was just mean.

Must drink now.

Saw the story this morning, but Jersey beat me to it.

[Banedon]

oh god. tim and mojo are about to sign up for some kind of amtrak annual pass group buy

If Amtrak had better routes and more destinations, I'd be on that in a hot second.

[David]

Personally, I'd rather get to places in a faster and safer manner, but that's just me.

Unless that yearly pass were super cheap or something, but why would it be?

[Tim]

I still fly all the time. I just occasionally feel the need to drink heavily first.

I might be flying to Europe a lot in 2016. Heaven help me.

[Sammy Sofa]

Personally, I'd rather get to places in a faster and safer manner, but that's just me.

Unless that yearly pass were super cheap or something, but why would it be?

The rest of us can't travel AS the black box, you jerk.

[SouthSideRyan]

Stupid airplane paranoia aside, that was just magnificent.

[Banedon]

Personally, I'd rather get to places in a faster and safer manner, but that's just me.

Unless that yearly pass were super cheap or something, but why would it be?

I mean, faster...sure. But trains and planes are just about equally safe. Most of the people that die as a result of trains are people that were hit by a train, not passengers.

[jersey cubs fan]

Personally, I'd rather get to places in a faster and safer manner, but that's just me.

Unless that yearly pass were super cheap or something, but why would it be?

I mean, faster...sure. But trains and planes are just about equally safe. Most of the people that die as a result of trains are people that were hit by a train, not passengers.

plus the people who die of old age by the time they arrive at their destination

[David]

Personally, I'd rather get to places in a faster and safer manner, but that's just me.

Unless that yearly pass were super cheap or something, but why would it be?

I mean, faster...sure. But trains and planes are just about equally safe. Most of the people that die as a result of trains are people that were hit by a train, not passengers.

plus the people who die of old age by the time they arrive at their destination

hahahahaha

[Banedon]

Personally, I'd rather get to places in a faster and safer manner, but that's just me.

Unless that yearly pass were super cheap or something, but why would it be?

I mean, faster...sure. But trains and planes are just about equally safe. Most of the people that die as a result of trains are people that were hit by a train, not passengers.

plus the people who die of old age by the time they arrive at their destination

Which is why we need high speed rail! I am undeterred.

[BigbadB]

I've been on numerous flights where I thought we were going to go through the runway, but mostly because the pilot slammed on the brakes like he was getting close to the end of the runway. But, not being able to see forward, I am only speculating. It could be that he was purposely trying to make his co-pilot spill his cocktail.

[Tim]

I've been on numerous flights where I thought we were going to go through the runway, but mostly because the pilot slammed on the brakes like he was getting close to the end of the runway. But, not being able to see forward, I am only speculating. It could be that he was purposely trying to make his co-pilot spill his cocktail.

Normally that's because ATC wants them to turn at a specific place off the runway.

[minnesotacubsfan]

I hate you all. This was just mean.

Must drink now.

See what I mean about Tims? Problems

[wvcbxl]

I might be flying to Europe a lot in 2016. Heaven help me.

Just let me know if you're anywhere near here

[Sammy Sofa]

I hate you all. This was just mean.

Must drink now.

See what I mean about Tims? Problems

[BigbadB]

I've been on numerous flights where I thought we were going to go through the runway, but mostly because the pilot slammed on the brakes like he was getting close to the end of the runway. But, not being able to see forward, I am only speculating. It could be that he was purposely trying to make his co-pilot spill his cocktail.

Normally that's because ATC wants them to turn at a specific place off the runway.

Maybe ATC should tell the pilot this information before they touch down instead of 500 ft. before the turn?

[Tim]

I might be flying to Europe a lot in 2016. Heaven help me.

Just let me know if you're anywhere near here

Will do!

[yanrslatr]

Tim went down to Nashville.
He was looking for the Bum's soul to steal
He was in a bind bc jawdle was way behind,
He was willing to...OH [expletive] IMA DIE! !!!

[MWV]

I hate you all. This was just mean.

Must drink now.

See what I mean about Tims? Problems

Spoiler: show

One of my favorite Foley-centric KITH skits.