Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Can Heyward handle CF?

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YES
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YEEEEESSSSSS ffs
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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby badger » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:14 pm

holy [expletive] had a meeting and saw 37 pages but the title not changed. Reading through the last 4 pages was bliss guys.

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby XZero77 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:14 pm

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I really didn't think this was a legitimate possibility a week ago.

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Old Style » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:14 pm

Full on sports boner right about now.

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:14 pm

Holy [expletive]
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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby 17 Seconds » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:15 pm

oh my god, what an offseason

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Hairyducked Idiot » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:15 pm

David wrote:i [expletive] love this team

there's not a single organization i'm envious of (going forward obviously)


Best team in MLB on paper.

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby fallacy » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:15 pm

He apparently took less to be a Cub? I think I love this man. Gay marriage is legal now
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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby DiceMan4221 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:15 pm

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:15 pm

Andy wrote:https://twitter.com/JonHeymanCBS/status/675377910409220096

BOOOIIIIIIING!
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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby UMFan83 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:16 pm

Guys, the Cubs are going to be scary good.

Scary scary good.
Dare to dream....
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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Fred Hornkohl » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:16 pm

CUBS WIN !! CUBS WIN !! CUBS WIN !!

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby PrimeTime » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:16 pm

Everyone wants to take less to play here. I [expletive] love it

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby biittner77 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:16 pm

Can't refresh this thread fast enough.
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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby seanimal » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:16 pm

JIBARITOS FOR ALL!!!

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Cubfanintheknow » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:17 pm

Love that this comes at the expense of the Cardinals!

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Re: Jason Heyward - 2016 CF?

Postby David » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:17 pm

Hairyducked Idiot wrote:Back of the napkin, I'm getting a 98-win projection for the Cubs as currently constructed, and that's pretty heavily discounting Heyward's projection for CF.



[expletive] absurd

what is the last team to project to almost 100 wins?
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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Chocolate Milk » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:17 pm

Guys, we did it!

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Sammy's Boombox » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:17 pm

I am really, really, really happy!
CUBS PACKERS MIZZOU

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Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Kujo » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:17 pm

Yesssssssss

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Re: Jason Heyward - 2016 CF?

Postby Hairyducked Idiot » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:18 pm

David wrote:
Hairyducked Idiot wrote:Back of the napkin, I'm getting a 98-win projection for the Cubs as currently constructed, and that's pretty heavily discounting Heyward's projection for CF.



[expletive] absurd

what is the last team to project to almost 100 wins?



I honestly don't know. I think the Dodgers last year were tops at 94 or 95. Probably one of the old Yankees teams.


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