Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Can Heyward handle CF?

Yes
68
72%
YES
2
2%
YEEEEESSSSSS ffs
25
26%
 
Total votes: 95

User avatar
Gilby
All-Star
Posts: 2631
Joined: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:13 pm
Location: Des Moines

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Gilby » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:27 pm

[expletive]. It's only December 11.

User avatar
ctcf
Hall of Fame
Posts: 25527
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 9:33 am
Location: Derplyn
Contact:

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby ctcf » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:35 pm

Long overdue, but I am home now and this needs to be done.

Image

[expletive] SCRUMPTIOUS

User avatar
ctcf
Hall of Fame
Posts: 25527
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 9:33 am
Location: Derplyn
Contact:

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby ctcf » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:36 pm

double post
Last edited by ctcf on Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
ctcf
Hall of Fame
Posts: 25527
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 9:33 am
Location: Derplyn
Contact:

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby ctcf » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:37 pm

Also that dumb Poor Tom Ricketts joke is dead now, right?

User avatar
bhogg
Game Thread Pimp
Posts: 5212
Joined: Fri Dec 26, 2003 2:40 pm
Location: Warren, Arkansas
Contact:

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby bhogg » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:39 pm

This is so damn awesome. I live in Cardinal country and all I heard was how the Cardinals will sign Lackey and Heyward to "home town' discounts because those guys love playing for the cardinals, those guys are REAL CARDINALS, and those guys are great human beings.

I can only hope that their fairytale world is finally falling apart.


And if the tweets on www.twitter.com/bestfansstlouis are actual people, may they all spend an eternity in hell. . . . truly horrible people right there.

User avatar
weis21
5-Time All-Star
Posts: 5989
Joined: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:45 am
Location: ECU

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby weis21 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:40 pm

Bull wrote:Cubs signed Heyward.


haha. i had gathered that much at the time of posting that. i meant so far as making a new pic/sig for david. i think it's only fair to replace starlin with something worthy. jason heyward is that worthy piece.

Bull
Formerly MrWood
Posts: 2717
Joined: Fri May 02, 2003 9:54 am
Location: Metro East St. Louis

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Bull » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:41 pm

ctcf wrote:Also that dumb Poor Tom Ricketts joke is dead now, right?

Someone posted #middleclasstomricketts, so no, not exactly.

User avatar
TomtheBombadil
Starter
Posts: 933
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:35 pm

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby TomtheBombadil » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:42 pm

ctcf wrote:Also that dumb Poor Tom Ricketts joke is dead now, right?


Hopefully that debt service nonsense goes away too. That debt can service d's.

Bull
Formerly MrWood
Posts: 2717
Joined: Fri May 02, 2003 9:54 am
Location: Metro East St. Louis

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Bull » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:44 pm

weis21 wrote:
Bull wrote:Cubs signed Heyward.


haha. i had gathered that much at the time of posting that. i meant so far as making a new pic/sig for david. i think it's only fair to replace starlin with something worthy. jason heyward is that worthy piece.

Another dose of perspective: Starlin is 25, Heyward is 26.

User avatar
Sammy Sofa
Licks Butts
Posts: 56771
Joined: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:45 pm
Location: Washington DC

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:52 pm

ctcf wrote:dumb Poor Tom Ricketts joke


I hope you have to eat a plate of dirt with ketchup for dinner, you guy.
Abbc3 Spoiler Show

User avatar
minnesotacubsfan
Superstar
Posts: 12480
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2003 8:27 am
Location: da Salish Sea

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:54 pm

Cubs sign Heyward.

Where the [expletive] is nocode, he broke this [expletive]
Spoiler: show
Image

User avatar
minnesotacubsfan
Superstar
Posts: 12480
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2003 8:27 am
Location: da Salish Sea

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:54 pm

I want to buy that man something. Like Pearl Jam. The band.
Spoiler: show
Image

User avatar
badger
5-Time All-Star
Posts: 6038
Joined: Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:25 pm
Location: Denver

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby badger » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:00 pm

Am I the only one that thought Felix when I saw Minnesota's gif?

MWV
All-Star
Posts: 2234
Joined: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:10 pm
Location: Printers Row

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby MWV » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:07 pm

I'm too blissed out to bother reading through the last several pages; Has a presser date/time been announced?

Also, the Cubs signed Jason [expletive] Heyward, guys.

User avatar
minnesotacubsfan
Superstar
Posts: 12480
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2003 8:27 am
Location: da Salish Sea

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:13 pm

nocode416 wrote:Heyward to Cubs.



U
R
Theo

Aren't u
Spoiler: show
Image

User avatar
David
Hall of Fame
Posts: 45384
Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:33 pm
Location: Chicago

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby David » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:16 pm

how many [expletive] runs are we going to score
Image

User avatar
minnesotacubsfan
Superstar
Posts: 12480
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2003 8:27 am
Location: da Salish Sea

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:23 pm

a.l.o.t.
Spoiler: show
Image

User avatar
ctcf
Hall of Fame
Posts: 25527
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 9:33 am
Location: Derplyn
Contact:

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby ctcf » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:23 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
ctcf wrote:dumb Poor Tom Ricketts joke


I hope you have to eat a plate of dirt with ketchup for dinner, you guy.


I'm still reeling from the revelation that you don't even care that much about baseball anymore.

User avatar
Ding Dong Johnson
Crap Bag
Posts: 24935
Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:42 pm
Location: Durnsville

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:29 pm

David wrote:how many [expletive] runs are we going to score

All of them.
Image

Cubbie Swagger
Starter
Posts: 728
Joined: Sun May 10, 2009 2:57 am

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Cubbie Swagger » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:35 pm

Bull wrote:
weis21 wrote:
Bull wrote:Cubs signed Heyward.


haha. i had gathered that much at the time of posting that. i meant so far as making a new pic/sig for david. i think it's only fair to replace starlin with something worthy. jason heyward is that worthy piece.

Another dose of perspective: Starlin is 25, Heyward is 26.

And my little brother is 18. So?
Image

User avatar
rawaction
Hall of Fame
Posts: 32130
Joined: Thu May 29, 2003 5:04 pm

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby rawaction » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:42 pm

I love the sentiment that Cards fans think Heyward is money hungry and I've read quotes that he'd rather go after money than win.

Didn't the Cubs beat the hell out of them 4 games in a row in the NLDS?
Didn't he take LESS money to come to the Cubs?
Wasn't he only on that team for 1 season?

Pretty butthurt over a guy they hardly even knew.

User avatar
ctcf
Hall of Fame
Posts: 25527
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 9:33 am
Location: Derplyn
Contact:

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby ctcf » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:42 pm


User avatar
rawaction
Hall of Fame
Posts: 32130
Joined: Thu May 29, 2003 5:04 pm

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby rawaction » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:43 pm

ctcf wrote:https://twitter.com/HammelTime39/status/675490591006785536


Those tweets are gonna suck when he's not on that 173-0 team.

User avatar
Soul
Resident Cat Lady
Posts: 40352
Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2003 1:19 pm
Location: In the throes of Cub madness

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby Soul » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:04 pm

How awesome is it that I got to be in St Louis when this went down?
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger usually leaves a scar.

User avatar
NonProfitCow
All-Star
Posts: 3763
Joined: Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:15 am

Re: Jason Heyward to CUBS!!!

Postby NonProfitCow » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:05 pm

[expletive]


Return to “Transactions”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests