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Re: Chapman to Dodgers

Postby davell » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:06 pm

Geez. Cross him off forever.
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Re: Chapman to Dodgers

Postby davell » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:08 pm

TomtheBombadil wrote:
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TomtheBombadil wrote:Good news - my Heyward and Chapman headlined dream is still a possibility.


Hope not after the latest news. Ugh.


I smell bargain baseball talent!



Good God.
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Re: Chapman to Dodgers

Postby TomtheBombadil » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:11 pm

davell wrote:Geez. Cross him off forever.


That's a little dramatic.

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers

Postby TomtheBombadil » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:16 pm

davell wrote:
TomtheBombadil wrote:
CaliforniaRaisin wrote:
TomtheBombadil wrote:Good news - my Heyward and Chapman headlined dream is still a possibility.


Hope not after the latest news. Ugh.


I smell bargain baseball talent!



Good God.


Also a little dramatic.

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby ctcf » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:18 pm

Tom, [expletive] check yourself, dude.

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby TomtheBombadil » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:22 pm

ctcf wrote:Tom, [expletive] check yourself, dude.


I will be checked many times on this undoubtedly, but so long as nobody was raped or murdered lets get the whole story together first. A month+ later and there's still two sides to this whole thing is at least somewhat telling.

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby ctcf » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:24 pm

TomtheBombadil wrote:
ctcf wrote:Tom, [expletive] check yourself, dude.


I will be checked many times on this undoubtedly, but so long as nobody was raped or murdered lets get the whole story together first.


His girlfriend was allegedly choked and HIDING IN THE BUSHES when the police arrived. He discharged a firearm 8 times and had to be locked in a room by his friends. Bargain bin jokes might strike some folks as a bit flat.

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby KrisBryantisaBeast » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:25 pm

TomtheBombadil wrote:
ctcf wrote:Tom, [expletive] check yourself, dude.


I will be checked many times on this undoubtedly, but so long as nobody was raped or murdered lets get the whole story together first. A month+ later and there's still two sides to this whole thing is at least somewhat telling.


So everything is okay as long as no one gets raped or murdered? :banghead:

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby ctcf » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:26 pm

KrisBryantisaBeast wrote:
TomtheBombadil wrote:
ctcf wrote:Tom, [expletive] check yourself, dude.


I will be checked many times on this undoubtedly, but so long as nobody was raped or murdered lets get the whole story together first. A month+ later and there's still two sides to this whole thing is at least somewhat telling.


So everything is okay as long as no one gets raped or murdered? :banghead:


Yea I didn't even want to touch that because I might just end up smashing my computer repeatedly.

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby ctcf » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:28 pm

Log off, Tom.

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby Bunts Lick Butts » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:28 pm

there's no way any of you should be surprised new-meph is a total [expletive]
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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby ctcf » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:30 pm

I'm not, but that raped/murdered line blindsided me.

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby ctcf » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:30 pm

Jesus [expletive] Christ what the hell


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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:30 pm

It was only a matter of time until TomVs.Godzilla imploded yet again.
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Postby Bunts Lick Butts » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:30 pm

hes been b& here like three times, it was always bound to happen again
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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby MWV » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:32 pm

We should start a pool: What username does Tom come back with after his next banning?
I'm going with some "Firefly" reference.

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby ctcf » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:32 pm

Bunts Lick Butts wrote:hes been b& here like three times, it was always bound to happen again


Wait really? Who the hell was he before?

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:32 pm

Bunts Lick Butts wrote:hes been b& here like three times, it was always bound to happen again


Hey, getting defensive over a player the Cubs weren't even trying to get except in his head makes perfect sense.
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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:33 pm

ctcf wrote:Jesus [expletive] Christ what the hell



BUT HE COULD BE CONVERTED INTO A STARTER.
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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby Bunts Lick Butts » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:33 pm

ctcf wrote:
Bunts Lick Butts wrote:hes been b& here like three times, it was always bound to happen again


Wait really? Who the hell was he before?


priortotheosomethingorother and some weird godzilla reference
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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby ctcf » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:35 pm

Bunts Lick Butts wrote:
ctcf wrote:
Bunts Lick Butts wrote:hes been b& here like three times, it was always bound to happen again


Wait really? Who the hell was he before?


priortotheosomethingorother and some weird godzilla reference


Jeez I don't even remember that [expletive]. He's always been a bit much in the minors forums, but this is some next level dumbassness.
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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby davell » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:35 pm

Bunts Lick Butts wrote:
ctcf wrote:
Bunts Lick Butts wrote:hes been b& here like three times, it was always bound to happen again


Wait really? Who the hell was he before?


priortotheosomethingorother and some weird godzilla reference


And wegotwood
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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby TomtheBombadil » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:36 pm

ctcf wrote:
TomtheBombadil wrote:
ctcf wrote:Tom, [expletive] check yourself, dude.


I will be checked many times on this undoubtedly, but so long as nobody was raped or murdered lets get the whole story together first.


His girlfriend was allegedly choked and HIDING IN THE BUSHES when the police arrived. He discharged a firearm 8 times and had to be locked in a room by his friends. Bargain bin jokes might strike some folks as a bit flat.


Fair point on the jokes.

Anyway some things here with your post:

1 - Allegedly choked should definitely be the one capitalized over the bushes, which wouldn't help if he was actually looking to hurt her. She also allegedly attacked him first after sparking the incident at all by going through his phone first.

2 - He fired the gun at nothing but his own garage wall, which he locked himself in to do, before his friends helped him out by locking him in another room.

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby Sosa21MVP » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:38 pm

:-k

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Re: Chapman to Dodgers (via the clink?)

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:38 pm

TomtheBombadil wrote:
ctcf wrote:
TomtheBombadil wrote:
ctcf wrote:Tom, [expletive] check yourself, dude.


I will be checked many times on this undoubtedly, but so long as nobody was raped or murdered lets get the whole story together first.


His girlfriend was allegedly choked and HIDING IN THE BUSHES when the police arrived. He discharged a firearm 8 times and had to be locked in a room by his friends. Bargain bin jokes might strike some folks as a bit flat.


Fair point on the jokes.

Anyway some things here with your post:

1 - Allegedly choked should definitely be the one capitalized over the bushes, which wouldn't help if he was actually looking to hurt her. She also allegedly attacked him first after sparking the incident at all by going through his phone first.

2 - He fired the gun at nothing but his own garage wall, which he locked himself in to do, before his friends helped him out by locking him in another room.


The Cubs were never going to trade for him, you jamoke. Stop tying yourself into knots pointlessly defending a lunatic.
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