Its 5am

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Its 5am

Postby philosophizer75 » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:10 am

I'm gonna start ritually posting whatever is on my mind whenever I'm still awake at 5:00am (which is quite often).

Did any of you know that pods of dolphins have been observed hunting toxic pufferfish and then passing the corpse around and nibbling on the poison glands in order to induce a hallucinogenic effect?
\:D/ wubalubaCUBCUB! \:D/

When Schwarber wins the WS with a big fat dong and uses his bat to club to death every player on the other team and half their fans, I expect every one of these talking heads to defend him. -yanrslatr

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Re: Its 5am

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:01 am

puff puff pass is universal
Tim wrote:"Hawthorne Effect". Basically, people improve their behavior if they know they're being watched. I'm a competitive cur, so having friends that are also doing it drives me to want to "win" daily/weekly challenges and such.

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Re: Its 5am

Postby BigbadB » Fri Jul 31, 2015 10:46 am

5am? What time zone?

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Re: Its 5am

Postby philosophizer75 » Fri Jul 31, 2015 11:19 am

5am EST
\:D/ wubalubaCUBCUB! \:D/

When Schwarber wins the WS with a big fat dong and uses his bat to club to death every player on the other team and half their fans, I expect every one of these talking heads to defend him. -yanrslatr

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Re: Its 5am

Postby Derwood » Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:05 pm

I thought this rant was called "Its Sam" and I was really really confused

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Re: Its 5am

Postby philosophizer75 » Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:04 am

So I just finished watching freaks and geeks for the first time. Solid show, really a shame that they only made one season.
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When Schwarber wins the WS with a big fat dong and uses his bat to club to death every player on the other team and half their fans, I expect every one of these talking heads to defend him. -yanrslatr

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Re: Its 5am

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:07 am

It's definitely in my all-time top 5. Maybe even top 3.


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