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by CoolHandLuke
Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:56 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 6390
Views: 501060

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

If a rich retired guy got divorced with a young child would he pay child support based on the zero dollars per year income, or would it be based on his worth derived from previously earned money?
by CoolHandLuke
Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Brad Brach DFA'd
Replies: 19
Views: 1084

Re: Brad Brach DFA'd

Banedon wrote:


If Brad Brach felt he was tipping his changeup with the Cubs, then why didn't Brad Brach stop doing that?
by CoolHandLuke
Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:48 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: On Bended Knee - The Rizzo Thread
Replies: 303
Views: 44480

Re: On Bended Knee - The Rizzo Thread

Screw the Rickettses. Give Rizzo all of the money.
by CoolHandLuke
Tue Aug 06, 2019 6:29 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 6390
Views: 501060

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Derwood wrote:Players who take their first or last name and just add a "y" to it should be kicked in the sacky


Seems like a weird time to complain about this considering only three guys went that route.
by CoolHandLuke
Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:53 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Trade targets 2019
Replies: 544
Views: 36016

Re: Trade targets 2019

It's a Bob Nightengale joke
by CoolHandLuke
Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:36 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Trade targets 2019
Replies: 544
Views: 36016

Re: Trade targets 2019

Cubswin11 wrote:So much for that idea.



Doesn't this pretty much confirm that he is guaranteed to be traded?
by CoolHandLuke
Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:53 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Trade targets 2019
Replies: 544
Views: 36016

Re: Trade targets 2019

So your big off-season shakeup is to re-sign Hamels to keep the exact same rotation in place, trade the starter type position players that don't have much value for approximately nothing, since that is about what they are worth, and have Maples fix the bullpen by telling him to pound the zone? I don...
by CoolHandLuke
Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:58 am
Forum: Amateur Baseball
Topic: 2019 Actual MLB Draft Day(s) Thread
Replies: 284
Views: 19855

Re: 2019 Actual MLB Draft Day(s) Thread

These guys are both so weird!
by CoolHandLuke
Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:45 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: "Time makes fools of us all" - The Kyle Schwarber Thread
Replies: 589
Views: 77753

Re: "Time makes fools of us all" - The Kyle Schwarber Thread

Is he trying to say "Twelfth on the club" or does he just not know how to refer to the team in a normal way?
by CoolHandLuke
Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:09 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: General Chit-Chat thread
Replies: 3444
Views: 247640

Re: General Chit-Chat thread

They aren't bees.

(Sorry)
by CoolHandLuke
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:51 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 6390
Views: 501060

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Derwood wrote:
Regular Show wrote:[tweet]https://mobile.twitter.com/MLBStats/status/1141146322956890113[/tweet]


And Randy Johnson was at just over 50% of his career K's at age 35


After checking his fangraph page, I can definitely conclude that I haven't appreciated just how great he was.
by CoolHandLuke
Wed May 22, 2019 4:00 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 30914
Views: 1528860

Re: Politics & Current Events

Derwood wrote:


I think Biden sucks, but I don't understand why a tweet from a "Provocative PC hating constitutional conservative" nobody, referencing something that happened in 2012 is post worthy.
by CoolHandLuke
Tue May 21, 2019 3:24 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 6390
Views: 501060

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

So, Oneri Fleita was a substitute teaching assistant in my classroom today...
by CoolHandLuke
Sat May 04, 2019 11:31 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: General Other Sports Chit-Chat Thread
Replies: 240
Views: 34624

Re: General Other Sports Chit-Chat Thread

I know nothing about horse racing, but I had five bucks on maximum security to win and I'm mad.
by CoolHandLuke
Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:01 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Game of Thrones
Replies: 3453
Views: 155004

Re: Game of Thrones

I liked it and all, but why was the defensive strategy so terrible? What was the purpose of having everyone start outside of the walls? Why did the dothraki charge ahead for no purpose and get themselves all dead? Why was the fire moat only five feet wide? Why wasn't everyone parked around Bran...
by CoolHandLuke
Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:01 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 30914
Views: 1528860

Re: Politics & Current Events

It doesn't look much better in the years after that either. To many states lean right. I'm kind of worried that a dem won't be able to pass any legislation or seat a Supreme Court Justice for a long time without systemic changes. Statehood for DC and Puerto Rico could help shift the map a bit and ne...
by CoolHandLuke
Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:57 am
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread
Replies: 4949
Views: 389182

Re: General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread

so i ended up at a plain white t's show in rosemont last night out of nowhere and then i saw the band that did this song from mvp baseball https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE_dANEDAfI 13-14 year old me loved this band, to the point where I probably saw them about a dozen times at HOB...this was a co...
by CoolHandLuke
Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:52 am
Forum: Social
Topic: #MeToo
Replies: 1391
Views: 107170

Re: #MeToo

Most of my angry feelings should have been more specifically aimed at the guy from the last page calling people pencil dicks for questioning why he decided to have a critical discussion on singer's directorial abilities while ignoring the other stuff in a thread entirely about the other stuff. Sorry...
by CoolHandLuke
Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:36 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: #MeToo
Replies: 1391
Views: 107170

Re: #MeToo

17 Seconds wrote:
Old Style wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:OK?

Well you seem surprised that “people from the Left” are trying to diminish the woman’s claims here.


he expects it from the right but not the left. where's the confusion?


Where did he say that? He just called it awful. Which it is. This thread is pissing me off. Can we just ban these guys?
by CoolHandLuke
Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:42 am
Forum: Social
Topic: The Travel Thread
Replies: 243
Views: 28835

Re: The Travel Thread

Ooooh I love the national parks! One trip: Great Smoky mountains Carlsbad caverns Petrified Forest Grand canyon Death valley Yosemite Great basin Bryce canyon Arches Wind cave Badlands Wife and I were on the road for about five weeks. Spent about half of the nights in a tent. Started by driving east...
by CoolHandLuke
Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:52 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Cubs TV broadcast rights
Replies: 250
Views: 31365

Re: Cubs TV broadcast rights

I am really mad about this.

Who is the baseball analyst equivalent of Boris Epshteyn?
by CoolHandLuke
Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:01 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Video Game Thread
Replies: 1706
Views: 142065

Re: Video Game Thread

Red dead redemption 2 has been ruining my sleep the last few weeks. I'm still in chapter 2 and pretty much all I've been doing is exploring and hunting. I almost have the legend of the east satchel.
by CoolHandLuke
Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:40 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 30914
Views: 1528860

Re: Politics & Current Events

I can't wait to see what Trump's funeral will be like. The post office will certainly be open, right? Will the members of the former president club attend?
by CoolHandLuke
Sat Dec 01, 2018 2:11 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Addison Russell
Replies: 1759
Views: 131295

Re: Addison Russell

Chiefs > Cubs
by CoolHandLuke
Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:17 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 30914
Views: 1528860

Re: Politics & Current Events

You'd think that nine of the most powerful people in the country would be able to call a redo on that photo.

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