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by CoolHandLuke
Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:12 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Technology Chit-Chat
Replies: 750
Views: 26230

Re: Technology Chit-Chat

Vonnegut's Player Piano was published in 1952. Same topic. Good book.
by CoolHandLuke
Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:11 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Technology Chit-Chat
Replies: 750
Views: 26230

Re: Technology Chit-Chat

My favorite was the guy who said 'actually, the best water has a shelf life of 3 months' right below his picture: https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/01/03/dining/03Water3/03Water3-superJumbo.jpg You couldn't write satire that good. Shelf life of three months, but it's best within one lunar cycle.
by CoolHandLuke
Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:07 am
Forum: Social
Topic: ♫ Star Wars, nothing but...Star Wars! ♫
Replies: 1049
Views: 33994

Re: ♫ Star Wars, nothing but...Star Wars! ♫

Same reason I hate It's A Wonderful Life and Casablanca. Get some color already!
by CoolHandLuke
Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:16 am
Forum: Social
Topic: ♫ Star Wars, nothing but...Star Wars! ♫
Replies: 1049
Views: 33994

Re: ♫ Star Wars, nothing but...Star Wars! ♫

I really don't understand the Leia "flying" complaint. Force sensitives can friggin move stuff with their minds. Like rocks, starships, pillars, like heavy horsefeathers. A body is just matter, like all the rest of the stuff that can definitely be moved using the force. Why would bodies no...
by CoolHandLuke
Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:13 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 20065
Views: 604418

Re: Politics & Current Events

White people horsefeathering suck
by CoolHandLuke
Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:25 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 20065
Views: 604418

Re: Politics & Current Events

Holy shoot, I can't believe this might actually happen...
by CoolHandLuke
Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:01 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 20065
Views: 604418

Re: Politics & Current Events

Reminds me of some of my sixth grade students that make Trump their Chromebook wallpaper.
by CoolHandLuke
Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:29 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1167
Views: 51316

Re: The Cubs are a Finalist for Shohei Ohtani

Please happen, and soon.
by CoolHandLuke
Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:33 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Technology Chit-Chat
Replies: 750
Views: 26230

Re: Technology Chit-Chat

There's also a very strange channel with scantily clad ladies jumping and dancing around.
by CoolHandLuke
Sat Dec 02, 2017 2:44 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 20065
Views: 604418

Re: Politics & Current Events

TruffleShuffle wrote:
UMFan83 wrote:The GOP are horsefeathering comic book villains


I am beyond ready for a class war, frankly. Let’s get it started.


In.
by CoolHandLuke
Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:07 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 20065
Views: 604418

Re: Politics & Current Events

Franken needs to resign, like, now. If for no other reason than to shut up all the right wing Twitter dummies calling out the left's alleged hypocrisy.
by CoolHandLuke
Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:48 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Stocks
Replies: 77
Views: 3037

Re: Stocks

I am very intrigued and also very confused by this mining thing. I tried to look it up, but something doesn't register for me. You buy a computer thing? It solves math problems? They give you bitcoins? Who is the "they"?! I don't get it. I can tell that it isn't very similar to rock or met...
by CoolHandLuke
Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:45 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 20065
Views: 604418

Re: Politics & Current Events

horsefeathers Orrin Hatch and horsefeathers all of the Republicans and their [expletive] lies.
by CoolHandLuke
Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:46 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Cubs front office departures
Replies: 8
Views: 689

Re: Cubs front office departures

I really enjoyed the Up and In podcast for a while, although I barely remember why. I think it was partially because I was going to school in Dekalb at the time, so I liked to imagine myself and Kevin Goldstein shopping at the same store.
by CoolHandLuke
Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:10 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 20065
Views: 604418

Re: Politics & Current Events

I find it really difficult to be outraged about accusations like the ones against Al Franken. Unless a real pattern of behavior can be established, it really does just sound like poor judgment and bad taste on his part. Everyone makes mistakes, but now it seems like even the most minor mistake 15 y...
by CoolHandLuke
Sun Nov 12, 2017 6:10 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: The star, the pizza man and the commish
Replies: 88
Views: 2708

Re: The star, the pizza man and the commish

SpongeWorthy wrote:this is as good as blaze pizza and yu can make a metric ton of them for the same cost:


Heck yes. When I discovered this recipe I made pizza almost every day for a week and a half.
by CoolHandLuke
Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:29 am
Forum: Social
Topic: #MeToo
Replies: 1010
Views: 26849

Re: Corporate grab ass shenanigans, and so much worse

Do these guys think that something is going to happen if they whip it out? Do they all have warped porn fantasies that the woman is going to say “Oh Harvey, I’ve always dreamed you’d show it to me!”? I mean, what’s the endgame? http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/11/09/a_sex_therapist_on_why_s...
by CoolHandLuke
Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:45 am
Forum: Social
Topic: General Chit-Chat thread
Replies: 1929
Views: 77199

Re: General Chit-Chat thread

I guess I'll have to take a political stand and continue to not eat Papa John's pizza.
by CoolHandLuke
Sun Oct 22, 2017 3:53 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: John Mallee
Replies: 185
Views: 6175

Re: John Mallee

Just shut up.

And leave if you hate it here so much.
by CoolHandLuke
Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:04 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 20065
Views: 604418

Re: Politics & Current Events

He thinks four innocent black dudes and an innocent Latino should get the death penalty, even though DNA evidence and the real perps confession exonerated them.

Just to try to get a sense of who cuts your racist mustard, do you think that Richard Spencer is a racist?
by CoolHandLuke
Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:21 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 20065
Views: 604418

Re: Politics & Current Events

That is good. Who is that guy?
by CoolHandLuke
Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:43 am
Forum: Social
Topic: TV thread
Replies: 2009
Views: 78346

Re: TV thread

Derwood wrote:Our local CBS station has been turned off on DirecTV and UVerse for over two weeks while they negotiate their contract. Most of CBS is hot garbage, but this sucks during football season


Antenna?
by CoolHandLuke
Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:25 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 20065
Views: 604418

Re: Politics & Current Events

I have never understood why he can't get nice hats made. Like does he seriously think these cheap ass, Cafe press garbage hats look good?
by CoolHandLuke
Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:14 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: That one guy got his answer about Russell's race
Replies: 4
Views: 566

Re: That one guy got his answer about Russell's race

Who says he found out from a DNA test. Couldn't he have just discovered that a great grandparent was from Puerto Rico? I mean the percent is a bit odd, but he could just be rounding up from 12.5 (1/8).
by CoolHandLuke
Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:05 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Food Monstrosities
Replies: 945
Views: 28688

Re: Food Monstrosities

Thanks to this thread, I had a delicious pb&j for lunch. J does not stand for jelly, I hate jelly; jam or preserves only for me. Crunchy peanut butter. I though I was alone in my baked potato dislike. They seem so popular. Yuck. I'd rather just have a pile of cheese, sour cream, and bacon bits. ...

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