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by Geech
Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:54 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Trading Heyward
Replies: 171
Views: 6976

Re: Trading Heyward

Why be pissed AT Heyward for not producing? Is he a bad teammate? Does he have a bad attitude? Does he not give his best effort? Is he a jerk in his “personal” life or to the fan base? Did he threaten sitting out if he didn’t get paid a massive contract? Is he faking some injury that prevents him f...
by Geech
Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:13 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: John Mallee
Replies: 185
Views: 5940

Re: John Mallee

Haha. Ok guys. See you later. You guys don’t know me at all. Yeah I don’t jerk off to baseball prospectus. Hey I have a demanding day job. . But I can assure you I’m not a meatball. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’m way more successful than all you guys. And smarter. Because I wouldn’t go calling people...
by Geech
Sat Oct 14, 2017 4:55 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Discuss NLDS vs. Dusty Baker's Nationals
Replies: 296
Views: 12373

Re: Discuss NLDS vs. Dusty Baker's Nationals

Banned for loving Dusty? Harsh....but fair. It must really rankle you Dusty Busters that Dusty Baker is more successful than you'll ever be. He's better paid, more well-liked, probably had more and better gals then you, and when it's all said and done and it's in the history books he will be rememb...
by Geech
Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:36 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 157
Views: 7395

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

I walked into the bathroom at work today and was startled by the sight of a co-worker pissing in a urinal with both of his hands clasped behind his back. I just turned around and walked out. To my great embarrassment, I often find myself absent-mindedly browsing twitter or facebook on my phone whil...
by Geech
Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:36 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 3995
Views: 189454

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

David wrote:Addison Russell's 2 year old rivals BHogg Jr.



In a few years Russell will probably have a full lineup worth of kids. The Cubs should have a nice advantage when it comes to scouting them.
by Geech
Sun Oct 01, 2017 4:54 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 3995
Views: 189454

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

it's pretty funny how frustrating this year has felt and there have been, at most, 3 better seasons in any of our pre-theo lifetimes. and if they win tomorrow, they tie the 89 team. To be fair, the lopsided nature of the season (under .500 at the break, and zooming out ahead afterwards) probably ga...
by Geech
Sat Sep 09, 2017 4:35 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread
Replies: 617
Views: 36191

Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

players everywhere would be wise to point to Heyward’s $40,000,000/win for future contract negotiations That's probably true. But Cubs fans would be wise to point at his family and then slowly drag their fingers across their necks. You know, to encourage him to retire. Dude I know it's a joke. But ...
by Geech
Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:11 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread
Replies: 617
Views: 36191

Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:players everywhere would be wise to point to Heyward’s $40,000,000/win for future contract negotiations


That's probably true. But Cubs fans would be wise to point at his family and then slowly drag their fingers across their necks. You know, to encourage him to retire.
by Geech
Mon Sep 04, 2017 2:52 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Cubs give Bartman WS Ring
Replies: 81
Views: 3194

Re: Cubs give Bartman WS Ring

Was Bartman with a group of fans? Maybe he means all the fans in that area who were reaching for the ball?
by Geech
Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:22 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread
Replies: 2711
Views: 127070

Re: General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread

When did Brett Gardner turn into Matt Holliday? http://image.nj.com/home/njo-media/width620/img/yankees_main/photo/18787193-mmmain.jpg This bulging melon is practically Jason Voorhees. https://www.sideshowtoy.com/assets/products/3003671-jason-voorhees-legend-of-crystal-lake/lg/3003671-jason-voorhee...
by Geech
Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:02 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 3995
Views: 189454

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

David wrote:so i just stumbled onto this in a post from when maddon was just hired

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I think it's pretty disappointing to see Maddon praising such a heinous, homophobic hate crime.
by Geech
Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:18 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: To the Victor go the spoils
Replies: 138
Views: 5344

Re: To the Victor go the spoils

He wasn't serious; he was sarcastically slamming me for sounding like a know-it-all when it comes to lip-reading. Ok. Thought he was with that last statement, but still poor word choice there. It was deliberately a preposterous thing to say. I loved the juxtaposition of Sammy's affected expertise a...
by Geech
Fri Jun 30, 2017 3:22 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: To the Victor go the spoils
Replies: 138
Views: 5344

Re: To the Victor go the spoils

I'm like 99% sure he's saying "what a horsefeathering game". It becomes pretty clear if you open that video on a new page and zoom in on his face. I'm deaf and been lip reading for 33 years now. I can see the other way without zooming in the video, but like Geech said, it's the timing. Bo...
by Geech
Fri Jun 30, 2017 3:17 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: To the Victor go the spoils
Replies: 138
Views: 5344

Re: To the Victor go the spoils

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:you people are idiots

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I think "What a funky dame" is also a solid contender.
by Geech
Fri Jun 30, 2017 2:52 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: To the Victor go the spoils
Replies: 138
Views: 5344

Re: To the Victor go the spoils

More like whdnhe. Try saying it out loud with the gif, if you haven't. It just doesn't fit.
by Geech
Fri Jun 30, 2017 2:41 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: To the Victor go the spoils
Replies: 138
Views: 5344

Re: To the Victor go the spoils

Agreed. I've seen some people swear it's the first one, but I can't come anywhere close to making that many syllables fit. Oh I can definitely see it both ways. How? Seriously? I can't possibly make it fit. I mean, I can see "horsefeathing send him", but I cannot make "Why didn't he&...
by Geech
Fri Jun 30, 2017 1:16 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: To the Victor go the spoils
Replies: 138
Views: 5344

Re: To the Victor go the spoils

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IcyLastingArmadillo-size_restricted.gif "why didn't he [expletive] send him" or "what a [expletive] game"? i still can't tell. It's "What a horsefeathering game." Agreed. I've seen some people swear it's the first one, but I can't come anywher...
by Geech
Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:18 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: To the Victor go the spoils
Replies: 138
Views: 5344

Re: To the Victor go the spoils

David wrote:


suddenly i feel bad for being mad at him


You should; Miguel was awesome. In addition to his postseason heroics, the dude added a lot of personality to the team. I'll miss him.
by Geech
Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:55 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: it finally happened
Replies: 11
Views: 967

Re: it finally happened

Wait. . . so there were two zodiac killers?
by Geech
Sat Jun 10, 2017 5:52 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Baez impresses Baez
Replies: 784
Views: 46074

Re: Baez impresses Baez

Although I don't hate tattoos as a concept, I find that I rarely like the outcome.
by Geech
Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:50 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 2432
Views: 84175

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

he looks terrible for a 60 y/o because of the whole cancer thing Yeah, I read about that online after some more googling. That certainly explains it. For reference, this was Val just five years ago in 2012: http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Val+Kilmer+54th+Annual+GRAMMY+Awards+Arrivals+-Qz1u74BvX5...
by Geech
Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:11 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 2432
Views: 84175

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

Banedon wrote:


Yikes. Looks like the dried up husk of Val Kilmer. The past few years have apparently not been kind to him.
by Geech
Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:32 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 2432
Views: 84175

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

This picture makes me happy. https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--lw6OL0Cc--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/h2nbvvanla1xhymn7psg.jpg http://io9.gizmodo.com/these-lord-of-the-rings-reunion-show-theres-still-joy-i-1791826973 I can't believe how old Billy Boyd looks, on the right. H...
by Geech
Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:32 am
Forum: Social
Topic: ♫ Star Wars, nothing but...Star Wars! ♫
Replies: 770
Views: 26556

Re: ♫ Star Wars, nothing but...Star Wars! ♫

I don't think The Force Awakens is going to stand the test of time. It wasn't a good movie. I understand wanting to pay homage to the original, but come on. "hey, I know, let's take the death star and make it bigger. Instead of boy who's an orphan, let's make it a girl, etc." I was just t...
by Geech
Tue Nov 29, 2016 1:57 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: On Bended Knee - The Rizzo Thread
Replies: 176
Views: 14861

Re: On Bended Knee - The Rizzo Thread

Brian wrote:


The ocean? What ocean?

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