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by Ding Dong Johnson
Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:30 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: NFL offseason
Replies: 91
Views: 4677

Re: NFL offseason

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/we-looked-at-almost-2000-mock-nfl-drafts-heres-what-we-learned/ The mock drafters probably have the ordering right: Hockenson had 760 receiving yards — 25.8 percent of Iowa’s team total, according to ESPN’s Stats & Information Group — while Fant gained 519 y...
by Ding Dong Johnson
Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:26 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 28929
Views: 1304259

Re: Politics & Current Events

OleMissCub wrote:Is Jill Stein going to run again and try to horsefeathers everything up once more?

Howard Schultz is filling that role this time.
by Ding Dong Johnson
Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:05 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 28929
Views: 1304259

Re: Politics & Current Events

by Ding Dong Johnson
Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:57 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread
Replies: 4423
Views: 312279

Re: General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread

Ah, Deck McGuire. The Hayden Simpson draft.
by Ding Dong Johnson
Thu Apr 25, 2019 3:03 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Baez impresses Baez
Replies: 1597
Views: 139750

Re: Baez impresses Baez

horsefeathers Russell. All hail Ednel Javier Baez.
by Ding Dong Johnson
Wed Apr 24, 2019 5:27 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: TV thread
Replies: 3257
Views: 210159

Re: TV thread

Cobra Kai season 2 is out today.
by Ding Dong Johnson
Wed Apr 24, 2019 2:12 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: "Time makes fools of us all" - The Kyle Schwarber Thread
Replies: 539
Views: 58517

Re: "Time makes fools of us all" - The Kyle Schwarber Thread

Sammy Sofa wrote:The smiley just really sells the subtle hilarity of a really, really well-crafted joke.

I wanted to click that heart, but the emoji turned me away.
by Ding Dong Johnson
Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:54 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Addison Russell
Replies: 1375
Views: 96683

Re: Addison Russell

Happ's next victim.
by Ding Dong Johnson
Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:42 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 28929
Views: 1304259

Re: Politics & Current Events

A co-worker said how dumb it is for Bernie to think that. I asked him why, and he said "well, duh".

a) I didn't realize it was such a hot button item
2) Who cares if 12% (or whatever dumb low voter turnout numbers this country has) of inmates make it to the polls?
by Ding Dong Johnson
Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:30 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 3749
Views: 228701

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

by Ding Dong Johnson
Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:22 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: It's Maddoning
Replies: 312
Views: 19820

Re: It's Maddoning

Amir Garrett uncorked a wild fastball warming up in the pen in Atlanta last season and nearly plunked me in the side of my noggin. horsefeathers that guy.
by Ding Dong Johnson
Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:08 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 28929
Views: 1304259

Re: Politics & Current Events

by Ding Dong Johnson
Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:00 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: TV thread
Replies: 3257
Views: 210159

Re: TV thread

30 Rock's universe was so whacked out from the get-go they could've run that show forever and it never would've gotten old because they could do literally anything they wanted and it would've been like "Yeah, that's 30 Rock for ya!" I'll die on the sword of 30 Rock being a Top 5 best sitc...
by Ding Dong Johnson
Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:50 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: It's Maddoning
Replies: 312
Views: 19820

Re: It's Maddoning

I rarely do anything that looks cool so while I never celebrated anything I ever did, I always celebrated the horsefeathers out of my teammates doing cool horsefeathers. Though one time I successfully trolled a pitcher into throwing me the same belt-high fastball on the inside corner on consecutive ...
by Ding Dong Johnson
Tue Apr 23, 2019 3:15 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: TV thread
Replies: 3257
Views: 210159

Re: TV thread

Also this is B99's 6th season
by Ding Dong Johnson
Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:44 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Kris Bryant is awesome and we were always right to love him
Replies: 62
Views: 4654

Re: Kris Bryant is awesome and we were always right to love him

Off days are boring and stink, so I'm placating myself by checking out the Cubs' individual splits on BR. Almost everyone is looking pretty, pretty, pretty, pri-tay good in some way...except for Bryant. Someone smarter at baseball than me make me feel better by pointing out some things that I'm mis...
by Ding Dong Johnson
Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:14 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: General Chit-Chat thread
Replies: 3260
Views: 203904

Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Always pick the Airbus when flying. Please don’t link to stories about how those are made with gum and tape.
by Ding Dong Johnson
Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:31 am
Forum: Social
Topic: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread
Replies: 63
Views: 6610

Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

by Ding Dong Johnson
Thu Apr 11, 2019 2:16 am
Forum: Social
Topic: TV thread
Replies: 3257
Views: 210159

Re: TV thread

i just watched this. i knew about the case but i never listened to serial or really had any details. it seems like this was trying hard to make him look innocent, but i came away pretty convinced he did it. is that what most people think? he seems like a good talker. anyways, most people are probab...
by Ding Dong Johnson
Thu Apr 11, 2019 2:08 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 28929
Views: 1304259

Re: Politics & Current Events

Sammy Sofa wrote:Just give Bernie the nod. He's old as dirt, but he's the only one with (relatively) any guts, and he's actually popular.

I have now fully embraced that it’ll either be Trump or Bernie in ‘20. I don’t have any faith in the people of this country to vote for anyone else.
by Ding Dong Johnson
Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:47 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: The Cardinals
Replies: 2586
Views: 211788

Re: The Cardinals

Sammy Sofa wrote:He did! OK, I thought I was going a little crazy imagining it...

https://www.mlb.com/cut4/marcell-ozuna- ... c282315820

It's not nearly as funny when it helps the Brewers.
by Ding Dong Johnson
Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:04 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 3749
Views: 228701

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

I watched There Will Be Blood last night for the first time in a decade. The guy who played Daniel Plainview wasn't too bad.
by Ding Dong Johnson
Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:57 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: 2018-19 NBA Thread
Replies: 86
Views: 6810

Re: 2018-19 NBA Thread

I'm not crying. You're the one who's crying!

by Ding Dong Johnson
Mon Apr 08, 2019 3:27 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: 2019 HR Derby [Discussion & Transaction Thread]
Replies: 86
Views: 2239

Re: 2019 HR Derby [Discussion & Transaction Thread]

21 is better than 31? I didn't see that in the rules.
by Ding Dong Johnson
Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:23 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Cubs suck and we were always right to hate them (2019 negativity thread)
Replies: 70
Views: 2823

Re: Cubs suck and we were always right to hate them (2019 negativity thread)

Bull wrote:One thread cannot be expected to contain the negativity this year.

You've been around long enough to know that every thread turns into negativity at some point. It's what we do best.

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