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by ConstableRabbit
Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:48 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: FREE DA JERSEY - Week 15 Bears @ Lions, Saturday Afternoon for some reason 3:30 PM CT, NFL-N
Replies: 32
Views: 666

Re: FREE DA JERSEY - Week 15 Bears @ Lions, Saturday Afternoon for some reason 3:30 PM CT, NFL-N

I also love this one, in that he's gone at the 50. The taunt and high step is also so good -- and his second of the game, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJOJh8qkW24
by ConstableRabbit
Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:21 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Where will Giancar-go? The Yankees.
Replies: 221
Views: 7049

Re: Where will Giancar-go?

https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/939271068589678592 Go figure out a way to get both Yelich and Stanton, Theo. I know we likely won’t get him and I don’t know if he makes a ton of sense but you do have to think we’d at least poke around and look in to what an offer would need to be for us to ge...
by ConstableRabbit
Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:49 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: Shohei Ohtani Signs with Angels

https://media.nbcchicago.com/images/652*481/IMG00139-20090517-1635.jpg I remember that one usually being next to one that said something, like, "CARDINALS FANS LIKE IT IN THE PUJOLS," or something along those lines. yeah i googled that one and couldn't find anything. The apostrophe makes ...
by ConstableRabbit
Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:14 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: The Cubs are a Finalist for Shohei Ohtani

Hairyducked Idiot wrote:
David wrote:this guy really is weird as hell


In retrospect, we really overlooked the "Japanese weirdos love Disneyland" angle.

Travel time from Angel Stadium to Disneyland to Disneyland Tokyo was a major factor.
by ConstableRabbit
Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:10 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: The Cubs are a Finalist for Shohei Ohtani

That's just so... weird.
by ConstableRabbit
Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:05 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: The Cubs are a Finalist for Shohei Ohtani

I'm not even mad. That's just... a bad decision.
by ConstableRabbit
Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:37 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs sign Tyler Chatwood for 3/$38M
Replies: 140
Views: 3186

Re: Cubs sign Tyler Chatwood for 3/$38M

davell wrote:Damn, he had 9 DRS in 2017 and has hit .217 in his career, .203 away from Coors. (Thanks Clapp)

LF platoon with Shohei baby.
by ConstableRabbit
Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:28 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs sign Tyler Chatwood for 3/$38M
Replies: 140
Views: 3186

Re: Cubs sign Tyler Chatwood

Hmm...sorry my first thought is how this relates to Ohtani. I wonder if its now an Ohtani or Cobb situation instead of Ohtani and Cobb, unless they are willing to commit to a full time 6 man rotation if Ohtani were to choose the Cubs. Anyways, I know a lot of people liked him at least a little bit....
by ConstableRabbit
Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:07 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: The Cubs are a Finalist for Shohei Ohtani

Another thing I've been thinking about with him is that we seem to have a big advantage with his living situations. If he's really that big of a homebody and just doesn't like doing things but play baseball, playing for us allows him to literally live within 3-10 blocks of the stadium (so doesn't n...
by ConstableRabbit
Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:14 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: The Cubs are a Finalist for Shohei Ohtani

i horsefeathering love this guy, he's so weird. that list reads like something derwood would have typed up for his Road to the show character Derwood would have to add this: Age 47: get a puppy Age 55: house train puppy Age 49: Start clothing line consisting solely of Japanese selvedge denim jorts.
by ConstableRabbit
Tue Dec 05, 2017 7:09 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: The Cubs are a Finalist for Shohei Ohtani

Maybe the idea of Ricketts having an apartment across the street from Wrigley will resonate with him.
by ConstableRabbit
Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:06 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: The Cubs are a Finalist for Shohei Ohtani

So after I just expressed my pessimism about this, I wonder if with all the money that he gave up, maybe living costs might be a factor here. He's gonna spend a lot more of his relatively small salary to live in Cali than he would in Seattle, Chicago or Texas. chicago and seattle are right with LA ...
by ConstableRabbit
Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:00 am
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: College Football - Championship Week
Replies: 129
Views: 2701

Re: College Football - Championship Week

Speaking of weak Bama wins, Boise State is about to knock Fresno State out of the Top 25.
by ConstableRabbit
Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:36 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: ITT: Raisin & Tom/King Kong Obsess Over Shohei Ohtani

Ohtani will be posted on Friday. Scott Boras on Ohtani (it's the Athletic, but it's free): https://theathletic.com/168552/2017/11/28/rosenthal-scott-boras-dismayed-over-new-system-that-allows-the-shohei-ohtani-agreement/ I had to throw up after "He is precocious, greatness cast adrift, forced ...
by ConstableRabbit
Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:13 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: College Football - Championship Week
Replies: 129
Views: 2701

Re: College Football - Championship Week

I really want to see a battle of T. Boone and the Haslems play out.
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by ConstableRabbit
Sat Nov 18, 2017 6:35 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: ITT: Raisin & Tom/King Kong Obsess Over Shohei Otani

Regular Show wrote:
CaliforniaRaisin wrote:


I agree that it is kind of messed up his posting team (Ham Fighters) will get a nice $20 million while the most he can get is roughly $3.5 million this offseason.

It’s just the Fighters. Nippon-Ham is the company that sponsors/owns them.
by ConstableRabbit
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:56 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs Offseason Rumors
Replies: 152
Views: 7806

Re: Cubs Offseason Rumors

I'm hearing the same. Situation is fluid.
by ConstableRabbit
Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:17 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs Offseason Rumors
Replies: 152
Views: 7806

Re: Cubs Offseason Rumors

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:

Jed: "Theo, should we bring back Lackey?"

Theo: "Neigh"

Hay now.
by ConstableRabbit
Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:03 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Sports Media Thread
Replies: 918
Views: 34031

Re: Sports Media Thread

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:its a notorious big lyric but he's got one too many stars in there to get away with that

Man, I totally didn’t pick up on that.
by ConstableRabbit
Tue Nov 14, 2017 3:39 am
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Sports Media Thread
Replies: 918
Views: 34031

Re: Sports Media Thread

David wrote:

I was right there until... that part. What the horsefeathers?
by ConstableRabbit
Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:53 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Alex Cobb Thread
Replies: 79
Views: 4776

Re: The Alex Cobb Thread

Cobb, on the Cubs: Cubs (in) on the Cobb, Cobb on the Cubs!
by ConstableRabbit
Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:57 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: ITT: Raisin & Tom/King Kong Obsess Over Shohei Otani

David wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:I'll eat David's hat if he ends up somewhere other than the Yankees.


i was googling a new cubs hat earlier

are you....are you watching me?

Can you please post a photo of it so that we may opine on whether you should find it fashionable?
by ConstableRabbit
Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:26 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: ITT: Raisin & Tom/King Kong Obsess Over Shohei Otani

Woah if true.

Spoiler: show
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by ConstableRabbit
Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:17 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1159
Views: 47112

Re: ITT: Raisin & Tom/King Kong Obsess Over Shohei Otani

We can just spend $50m on private jet flights and bribes to Japanese citizens to move here.
by ConstableRabbit
Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:13 am
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: Who is Ryan Schultz?
Replies: 100
Views: 2799

Re: Who is Ryan Schultz?

The Deadspin article referenced some sort of guilt-trippy, emotional coersion along the lines of, “I’m depressed and will kill myself if you don’t send nudes!”

My reaction was... that works?

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