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by ConstableRabbit
Tue May 22, 2018 10:07 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Orioles are shopping Machado and the Cubs are interested per Gordo
Replies: 312
Views: 18563

Re: Orioles are shopping Machado and the Cubs are interested per Gordo

O's Hangout, didn't notice Big Bird (was that his handle?) in the thread, but I just skimmed it so possible I missed him. Cubs rumored to have deal (offer) for Manny So you're telling me that the rumor is Baez and Monty for Manny... and the O's fans are saying no deal? https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Th...
by ConstableRabbit
Thu May 10, 2018 4:37 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: The Cardinals
Replies: 2118
Views: 128186

Re: The Cardinals

Penis's.
by ConstableRabbit
Wed May 09, 2018 5:05 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: The Cardinals
Replies: 2118
Views: 128186

Re: The Cardinals

Why does he appear to live in a horsefeathers apartment? Is that just as good as it gets in St Louis? Can confirm. I can't seem to find it, but I remember Fowler tweeting about how much trouble he was having finding a house/apartment shortly after signing. Yep. As I recall, he wanted blackout shade...
by ConstableRabbit
Fri May 04, 2018 8:05 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: #NotAllPitchers
Replies: 637
Views: 40828

Re: #NotAllPitchers

Harvey was just DFA'd. LOL.
by ConstableRabbit
Fri May 04, 2018 6:08 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is
Replies: 501
Views: 33609

Re: This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is

From right-handed Votto to right-handed Daniel Murphy in just 6 weeks!
by ConstableRabbit
Fri May 04, 2018 3:38 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 4593
Views: 243990

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Speaking of horrible takes, can we discuss the reaction to Kaplan's Sammy interview? He came across as contrite and pretty open to coming back to Chicago.

Then, there was this:


Sammy... was mean to reporters? What?
by ConstableRabbit
Fri May 04, 2018 3:33 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs
Replies: 178
Views: 12018

Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Also, what's wrong with wearing a coat like inspector gadget? Trench coats have been in style for decades. And if you needed to change into something you thought was cooler you could always say "go go gadget jorts!"
by ConstableRabbit
Wed May 02, 2018 4:34 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Bears 2018 Offseason: Matt Nagy Hired as Head Coach
Replies: 1220
Views: 46824

Re: Bears 2018 Offseason: Matt Nagy Hired as Head Coach

Tim wrote:
ConstableRabbit wrote:
UK wrote:Bring back Sully!

In all seriousness, what happened to Sully, anyway?

:banned:

Image
by ConstableRabbit
Wed May 02, 2018 4:24 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread
Replies: 3356
Views: 172557

Re: General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread

Any thoughts on Bauer's thinly veiled accusations that the Astros pitchers are cheating? Any reasonable explanation for some of their pitchers spikes in spin rate? I believe Bauer was the one who said that pitchers that use pine tar can get a few hundred extra RPM/higher spin rate in an ESPN articl...
by ConstableRabbit
Wed May 02, 2018 1:12 am
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Bears 2018 Offseason: Matt Nagy Hired as Head Coach
Replies: 1220
Views: 46824

Re: Bears 2018 Offseason: Matt Nagy Hired as Head Coach

UK wrote:Bring back Sully!

In all seriousness, what happened to Sully, anyway?
by ConstableRabbit
Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:21 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Baez impresses Baez
Replies: 990
Views: 64869

Re: Baez impresses Baez

David wrote:i remember feeling like i was on a one man crusade in his defense in the 2014-15 offseason but i'm sure i wasn't the only one on his side

Ahem
by ConstableRabbit
Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:02 am
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread
Replies: 3356
Views: 172557

Re: General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread

It’s fun to just watch the chin(s)
by ConstableRabbit
Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:00 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Baez impresses Baez
Replies: 990
Views: 64869

Re: Baez impresses Baez

David wrote:man i vividly remember watching that game with a box of giordanos and several empty bud lights laying around at my friend's apartment by northwestern

We were all so dumb and innocent back then.
by ConstableRabbit
Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:40 am
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Sports Media Thread
Replies: 1105
Views: 46756

Re: Sports Media Thread

Comcast is only dropping it in states without B1G teams.
by ConstableRabbit
Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:51 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: THE Bryce Harper in 2018 Thread
Replies: 260
Views: 15655

Re: THE Bryce Harper in 2018 Thread

I'm fine with the Cubs paying him the lowest amount he'll accept, but being annoyed that he's hawking products is flat-out weird. He's on a career trajectory where his money is going to make real money for him. Earning as much as he possibly can with low effort is incredibly wise.
by ConstableRabbit
Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:00 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: THE Bryce Harper in 2018 Thread
Replies: 260
Views: 15655

Re: THE Bryce Harper in 2018 Thread

Hunter wrote:At what point will Kris be making enough money a year to stop pimping various products in every picture? Everybody has endorsements, but you rarely ever see him wearing actual Cubs gear.

What? That answer should be "never."
by ConstableRabbit
Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:45 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Wrigleyville-ish parking question
Replies: 27
Views: 1284

Re: Wrigleyville-ish parking question

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:how big of a [expletive] is it ubering FROM wrigley after a game?

If it really bugs you, you could always take the Red Line a few stops north and Uber from there, but you're going to wait at the Addison station anyway. I usually end up walking several blocks west, weather pending.
by ConstableRabbit
Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:00 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Wrigleyville-ish parking question
Replies: 27
Views: 1284

Re: Wrigleyville-ish parking question

I'd check a parking app like SpotHero or ParkWhiz to see if you can get something that's a combination of inexpensive, secure, and convenient for the weekend. Either way, depending on how far west you are in Logan Square, an uber won't be too bad.
by ConstableRabbit
Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:25 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 4593
Views: 243990

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat


I guess it's not just photos that are in and out of focus on the Trib's writers' phones...
by ConstableRabbit
Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:31 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 4593
Views: 243990

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Regular Show wrote:
weis21 wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:You hate the balk?

classic "older brother" opinion imo


It probably is an "older brother" opinion.

Well, I trust my opinion over that of someone who says "Jen Ho-Tseng is my man" and uses him as their avatar pic lol. :lol:

J. Ho-Tseng, really.
by ConstableRabbit
Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:45 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread
Replies: 3356
Views: 172557

Re: General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread

Derwood wrote:Penalty kicks

Penalty dongs
by ConstableRabbit
Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:34 pm
Forum: Polls
Topic: Which Cubs jersey(s) would you buy
Replies: 39
Views: 2189

Re: Which Cubs jersey(s) would you buy

Old Style wrote:
ConstableRabbit wrote:
Old Style wrote:Were you in front of me at the Pearl Jam concert at Wrigley or was that some other dolt with a Heyward jersey?

Hahahaha, that wasn't me, and I'm not a dolt!

Your choice in jersey says otherwise.

It wasn't dolty in December of 2015 tho.
by ConstableRabbit
Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:26 pm
Forum: Polls
Topic: Which Cubs jersey(s) would you buy
Replies: 39
Views: 2189

Re: Which Cubs jersey(s) would you buy

Old Style wrote:
ConstableRabbit wrote:I was so excited when we got Heyward that I immediately bought his jersey. God damnit.

Were you in front of me at the Pearl Jam concert at Wrigley or was that some other dolt with a Heyward jersey?

Hahahaha, that wasn't me, and I'm not a dolt!
by ConstableRabbit
Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:53 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Jake Arrieta Signs with the Phillies for 3/$75M
Replies: 127
Views: 6025

Re: Jake Arrieta Signs with the Phillies for 3/$75M

What's he saying at 1:20 after he gets hit?
by ConstableRabbit
Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:55 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Replies: 1181
Views: 58609

Re: Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels

Lol Dodgers. https://twitter.com/lindseyadler/status/971739349237882880 And there's this latest quote from Kershaw: "I [couldn't] care less now," Kershaw told reporters Wednesday when asked if he was excited to face Ohtani. "He didn't pick us. Good luck to him." Some of these gu...

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