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by Sammy Sofa
Mon Oct 15, 2018 1:56 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Music Thread 2.0
Replies: 2086
Views: 93861

Re: RE: Re: Music Thread 2.0

cl smooth wrote:deadringer sounds like a poor man's dj shadow record (there was a reason why people called him "r josh davis 2") but it still bangs.


Yeah, but then DJ Shadow also stopped sounding like DJ Shadow, so kinda wish RJD2 had kept the knockoff thing going.
by Sammy Sofa
Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:52 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24788
Views: 955184

Re: Politics & Current Events

It gives more facetime to Richard horsefeathering Nixon than Abraham horsefeathering Lincoln.
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:49 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Realistic Trade Targets
Replies: 54
Views: 1708

Re: Realistic Trade Targets

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:
d_money wrote:Braves and Padres...possible Rule 5 targets.


its actually rule V


It's actually Rule Image.
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:04 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 195
Views: 14916

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Here, you can get this one instead and pretend like you're an alien who finally has some alone time with the probe machine: https://www.amazon.com/BOSS-BIDET-Mini-Guarantee-Retractable/dp/B06W579TYY/ref=lp_14308155011_1_4?srs=14308155011&ie=UTF8&qid=1539525792&sr=8-4 Also: I think that a...
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:00 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 195
Views: 14916

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

It's just a portable version; you gotta pay for what works. Makes a lot more sense than bringing toilet paper along on a trip, IMO.

Though if you wanna try and hose yourself clean with a ketchup bottle, that's probably a pretty surefire way to quick internet stardom.
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 14, 2018 1:33 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24788
Views: 955184

Re: Politics & Current Events

Imagine being so bereft of humanity that one day you wake up and decide, "hmmmmm, yeah; the social and racial ideologies of the geek who used to write Vice's Do's & Don'ts blurbs is what I'm going to shape my life around."
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 14, 2018 1:28 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 195
Views: 14916

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

I did a weekend trip recently and while the hotel was really nice overall, they had some sandpaper grade toilet paper. I think I'm going to start packing my own roll from now on. Treat yo' self, dammit: https://www.brondell.com/gospa-travel-bidet/ oh my what a wonderful treat a ketchup bottle i can...
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:02 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 195
Views: 14916

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

sweetpeteman wrote:I find it kind of funny that this thread and the "Chili has gone bad" thread keep floating to the top of the Active Topics page.


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by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:18 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 195
Views: 14916

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

I too was dumb and scoffed for too many years.

Fix your pooply ways; it's not too late.
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:41 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 3256
Views: 160948

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

Damn, Chow Yun-Fat is even cooler than ever: https://www.indiewire.com/2018/10/chow-yun-fat-will-give-entire-fortune-to-charity-1202011765/?fbclid=IwAR2i8JX_SN84hRzbB5RArELX5uHzxg2mBwzAjux7Mjm0p-TvOjBncVCVfkI Chinese movie legend Chow Yun-fat says he plans to give his entire net worth, a whopping $5...
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:10 am
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 195
Views: 14916

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Derwood wrote:So it doesn't save you on TP, just cleaner excavating. Got it


Ponder this one for a moment, Derwood. Ponder it well, and then report back.
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:03 am
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 195
Views: 14916

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

I've never used a bidet. I know how they work (in theory) but......do you need to keep some special "ass towel" around to dry yourself off? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/Toilet_paper_orientation_over.jpg/1200px-Toilet_paper_orientation_over.jpg
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:10 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Journalism Thread
Replies: 60
Views: 2502

Re: Journalism Thread

SHOCKER: Chicago's recycling programs are equal parts a complete mess and a complete sham: https://projects.bettergov.org/2018/recycling-chicago/ Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s administration has allowed a private city recycling hauler to divert tons of residential plastics and paper into landfills the compan...
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 13, 2018 2:58 am
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 195
Views: 14916

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Sosa21MVP wrote:I did a weekend trip recently and while the hotel was really nice overall, they had some sandpaper grade toilet paper. I think I'm going to start packing my own roll from now on.


Treat yo' self, dammit:

https://www.brondell.com/gospa-travel-bidet/
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 13, 2018 2:30 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: The Chili has gone bad
Replies: 87
Views: 1897

Re: The Chili has gone bad

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:and kb only hit like 3 balls out of the infield before he got hurt anyway


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by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 13, 2018 1:18 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time
Replies: 2214
Views: 101935

Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Uh, you don't HAVE to click the little orange button, Derwood.
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 13, 2018 1:16 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time
Replies: 2214
Views: 101935

Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Derwood wrote:Or you click the little orange icon which jumps you straight to the first new post since you last visited the thread and then read from there


And then you post like Derwood, so....no.
by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:59 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time
Replies: 2214
Views: 101935

Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

I opened the most recent page, saw it was way past I anything remembered seeing here and then started working back to figure out where that started. I do this probably at least once a day on here in some thread. Especially if I don’t check in until the afternoon or evening. Yeah, happens all the ti...
by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:48 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time
Replies: 2214
Views: 101935

Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

I opened the most recent page, saw it was way past I anything remembered seeing here and then started working back to figure out where that started.
by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:00 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Journalism Thread
Replies: 60
Views: 2502

Re: Journalism Thread

CyHawk_Cub wrote:


by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:47 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: [Brainstorm] HR Derby Changes/Updates
Replies: 11
Views: 221

Re: [Brainstorm] HR Derby Changes/Updates

I'm trying to figure out a way where we could somehow have trades, but I can't quite make it work. Trade HRs for roster moves is the only thing I can think of. Team A trades 5 HRs to Team B for 1 of their roster moves. That just seems like more work for Southpaw though. I like the current format an...
by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:41 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Baez impresses Baez
Replies: 1534
Views: 111352

Re: Baez impresses Baez

jersey cubs fan wrote:my interest in GIS.


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by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:40 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 195
Views: 14916

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

I feel like I have so little to add to this thread now since I poop like a [expletive] champion these days. If I'm [expletive] at work, it means I'm sick and I'm going home, otherwise there's no need for it. I also went full bidet like a true pooping champion does, and the idea of regularly subjecti...
by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:36 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time
Replies: 2214
Views: 101935

Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

obtain peace of mind by looking through childhood mortality data and reminding yourself of all the other ways your child is more likely to die than by school shooting and/or razor blading Reading this thread backwards, I thought someone was freaking out over razor blades in Halloween candy or somet...
by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:24 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: The Chili has gone bad
Replies: 87
Views: 1897

Re: The Chili has gone bad

Man, some of you are nuts with this, "if they win one more game, we're not even talking about this" horsefeathers. Even if they farted out one more, it was glaringly obvious how bad the offense was in the second half, and how bad the power was all year, even before Bryant went down. They w...

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