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by Sammy Sofa
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:54 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 131
Views: 5742

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

I walked into the bathroom at work today and was startled by the sight of a co-worker pissing in a urinal with both of his hands clasped behind his back. I just turned around and walked out.
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:39 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 16676
Views: 471549

Re: Politics & Current Events

CyHawk_Cub wrote:


"Guys, come on: we want you to make it terrible, but not SO terrible that people finally come to their senses."
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:12 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Western Medicine
Replies: 139
Views: 4171

Re: Western Medicine

Boy, it's ironic that Cubbie Swagger isn't around anymore, because I ended up having a minor health scare thanks to the very same "acne medication," Minocylcine, that he claims had him in the worst hospital in America with the most incompetent doctors simply throwing pills at him to treat ...
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:10 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 16676
Views: 471549

Re: Politics & Current Events

I just love(hate) how easily they get people to fall for the idea that they're "healthy" vs. all of these mythical lazy sick people out there. Like, how many people are actually "healthy" to the point they have years and years with NO needs for any kind of medical care? It's such...
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:18 am
Forum: Social
Topic: TV thread
Replies: 1711
Views: 63077

Re: TV thread

If it's Leftovers Lindelof, there's nothing to worry about.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:29 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Food Monstrosities
Replies: 810
Views: 22563

Re: Food Monstrosities

Just because:

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by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:45 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 42
Views: 576

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

I expected them to lose both games...and they did! Expectations met.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:16 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 42
Views: 576

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

Well, except for whatever opposing team moiderizes him into a another dimension.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:15 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Dogs Are Awesome, Yay Dogs!
Replies: 265
Views: 12677

Re: Dogs Are Awesome, Yay Dogs!

by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:13 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 42
Views: 576

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

Stannis wrote:but his name sounds like mr. biscuit, I guess.

stubbinsky, that's not even close. are you going for the love boat connection? I'm not even really sure you're making fun of anyone.


Calm down, you crush-addled manbaby. Nobody is taking away your precious Mr. Bisquick.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:58 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 42
Views: 576

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

Stannis wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:
Stannis wrote:captain stubbinsky? egad, man, that's a reach.


It's top shelf and should be his official nickname now and forever.


Mr. Biscuit is so much better. Also, Lou Gehrig used to be called Biscuit Pants cuz his butt stuck out. Does Trubisky's butt stick out?


Yeah, MINE was the reach...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:54 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 42
Views: 576

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

Stannis wrote:captain stubbinsky? egad, man, that's a reach.


It's top shelf and should be his official nickname now and forever.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:43 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 42
Views: 576

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

OK, all you Captain Stubbinsky fans explain to me why you want him playing out there already on a team that's apparently made up of Popsicle sticks and knockoff Go-Bot figures. Like, isn't the OL decimated and all of the WR spontaneously combusted? What the heck is he going to do out there besides t...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:39 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 42
Views: 576

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

OK, all you Captain Stubbinsky fans explain to me why you want him playing out there already on a team that's apparently made up of Popsicle sticks and knockoff Go-Bot figures. Like, isn't the OL decimated and all of the WR spontaneously combusted? What the heck is he going to do out there besides t...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:15 am
Forum: Social
Topic: TV thread
Replies: 1711
Views: 63077

Re: TV thread

Man, I really, really like People of Earth.

And The Deuce.

DUALITY.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:29 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Food Monstrosities
Replies: 810
Views: 22563

Re: Food Monstrosities

No food there can be trusted. Something that is simply less disgusting will trick the poor bastards living there into thinking it's delicious.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:59 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Food Monstrosities
Replies: 810
Views: 22563

Re: Food Monstrosities

Some local St. Louis potato chip that they no doubt horsefeathers up somehow.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:54 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Food Monstrosities
Replies: 810
Views: 22563

Re: Food Monstrosities

Was this posted here? https://www.riverfronttimes.com/foodblog/2017/05/17/behold-sugarfires-st-lunatic-burger-the-most-st-louis-food-of-all-time https://media1.fdncms.com/riverfronttimes/imager/u/original/5285635/18486356_1877639025781348_5165086774659325962_n_-_edited_opt.jpg A single cheeseburger,...
by Sammy Sofa
Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:59 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Music Thread 2.0
Replies: 1719
Views: 49192

Re: Music Thread 2.0

Followup: the lead single is called "Unf*ck the World." I mean, all of the warning signs were there.
by Sammy Sofa
Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:58 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Music Thread 2.0
Replies: 1719
Views: 49192

Re: Music Thread 2.0

Plus they're called PROPHETS OF RAGE. You might as well name your band, "This Is Musical Garbage."
by Sammy Sofa
Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:57 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Music Thread 2.0
Replies: 1719
Views: 49192

Re: Music Thread 2.0

Man, hope for what? That lineup just screamed "irrelevant buttrock" as soon as it was announced. When was the last time any of the people involved put out something that wasn't terrible?
by Sammy Sofa
Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:54 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Music Thread 2.0
Replies: 1719
Views: 49192

Re: Music Thread 2.0

Derwood wrote:Listening to the new Prophets of Rage album


Well, there's your problem right there.
by Sammy Sofa
Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:20 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Guess what an idiot with a badge did this time...
Replies: 334
Views: 11162

Re: Guess what an idiot with a badge did this time...

TruffleShuffle wrote:


great job guys, really doing a fine job of smoothing over tensions down there.


This is just straight up horrifying.

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