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by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:36 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: John Mallee
Replies: 119
Views: 1682

Re: John Mallee

Basically, "how do get what we're doing so well in the regular season to work in the postseason?" Well, Mallee is, presumably, a key reason why things work so well in the regular season. Why scrap that for the crapshoot of finding someone who who can handle things as well as he does regar...
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:00 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Guess what an idiot with a badge did this time...
Replies: 357
Views: 12313

Re: Guess what an idiot with a badge did this time...

OK, that is some serious brain-twisting territory there: "There are currently no laws that prevents cops from having consensual sex with someone in their custody." But how the horsefeathers could someone in custody even consent to that in the first horsefeathering place. What a nightmare l...
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:53 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: John Mallee
Replies: 119
Views: 1682

Re: John Mallee

Last post. Pretty much what I'm trying to say. It’s pretty simple. The Cubs scored the second-most runs in the National League, behind the Colorado Rockies, but averaged just 2.5 runs per game in the 2017 postseason. Epstein noted that the Cubs have had mediocre offense the past three postseasons. ...
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:28 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: Dusty Canned
Replies: 33
Views: 692

Re: Dusty Canned

17 Seconds wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:
17 Seconds wrote:
he kind of sucks but i can't put him on matheny's level just yet


Oh, I wasn't talking about his baseball decisions at all.


it was a cardinals are drunks joke


I am genuinely sorry I didn't realize that.
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:13 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: John Mallee
Replies: 119
Views: 1682

Re: John Mallee

Tim wrote:And in the last 30 days there have been 4,845 unique users to the site according to google.


Gonna have to update this.
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:08 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 2075
Views: 72662

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

I don't know if it belongs here or the TV thread, but Hulu just released a feature-length documentary called Too Funny to Fail that's all about the disaster that was the Dana Carvey Show . It always blows my mind the murder's row of talent they had working on it and how spectacularly and quickly th...
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 3:05 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: John Mallee
Replies: 119
Views: 1682

Re: John Mallee

Harping on Bryant's hangup sometimes when it comes to changeups like it's something that a different hitting coach would address makes no sense. Like, it seems to be complaining like the Cubs haven't noticed this, or likely haven't tried any number of approaches to improve Bryant's approach in that...
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:55 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: John Mallee
Replies: 119
Views: 1682

Re: John Mallee

Harping on Bryant's hangup sometimes when it comes to changeups like it's something that a different hitting coach would address makes no sense. Like, it seems to be complaining like the Cubs haven't noticed this, or likely haven't tried any number of approaches to improve Bryant's approach in that ...
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:38 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: John Mallee
Replies: 119
Views: 1682

Re: John Mallee

Well, the Cubs' player development has been very good.
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:14 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Food Monstrosities
Replies: 833
Views: 24053

Re: Food Monstrosities

Has anyone else had a chance to try these "bleeding" veggie burgers that have rolled out within the last year? I've tried the Beyond Burger and was really impressed; if I hadn't know it was a veggie burger I would have just assumed it was someone's kinda herb-y take on a regular meat burge...
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:02 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Food Monstrosities
Replies: 833
Views: 24053

Re: Food Monstrosities

Sounds great, but it's not a sandwich.
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:31 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: John Mallee
Replies: 119
Views: 1682

Re: John Mallee

LeonDurham wrote:John Fox was fired after Denver lost in the Super Bowl.


This seems like a...questionable example to end with.
by Sammy Sofa
Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:13 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Food Monstrosities
Replies: 833
Views: 24053

Re: Food Monstrosities

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:you people are monsters. a good hot beef sandwich beats damn near anything ever concocted


Yeah, a sandwich; not a dumb single piece of bread with horsefeathers piled on top of it.
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:30 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 17319
Views: 499134

Re: Politics & Current Events

On the one hand, a tweet for every occasion. On the other hand, it sucks that is ultimately a roundabout way of endorsing the idea that criticizing military top brass is off limits or over the line. horsefeathers those guys. Of course, they don't really care about criticizing top military brass. Th...
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:10 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 17319
Views: 499134

Re: Politics & Current Events

And so long as it "triggers the libtards," or something.
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:07 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: John Mallee
Replies: 119
Views: 1682

Re: John Mallee

- they are an inconsistent offense. They strike out a lot. Despite winning a WS they went into extended hitting droughts in all 3 playoff years. It's like you don't know how playoff baseball works. The Indians last year went 2, 2, 4, 1, 3 in the ALCS and 6, 1, 1, 7, 2, 3 in the WS before Game 7. So...
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:05 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: John Mallee
Replies: 119
Views: 1682

Re: John Mallee

Because let’s face it. This team will live or die with Rizzo Bryant Russell Willy Baez etc. The team will live and die by how its best hitters (and Baez) do? HOLY horsefeathers, YOU CRACKED THE horsefeathering CODE. Way to take the post out of context and make a stupid inflammatory statement. Good ...
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:53 am
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: Dusty Canned
Replies: 33
Views: 692

Re: Dusty Canned

17 Seconds wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Counterpoint: Maddon is barreling into old coot-dom faster than a drunk passed out behind the wheel of an out of control RV.


he kind of sucks but i can't put him on matheny's level just yet


Oh, I wasn't talking about his baseball decisions at all.
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:11 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: John Mallee
Replies: 119
Views: 1682

Re: John Mallee

LeonDurham wrote:Because let’s face it. This team will live or die with Rizzo Bryant Russell Willy Baez etc.


The team will live and die by how its best hitters (and Baez) do? HOLY horsefeathers, YOU CRACKED THE horsefeathering CODE.
by Sammy Sofa
Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:57 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 2075
Views: 72662

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

I don't know if it belongs here or the TV thread, but Hulu just released a feature-length documentary called Too Funny to Fail that's all about the disaster that was the Dana Carvey Show . It always blows my mind the murder's row of talent they had working on it and how spectacularly and quickly the...
by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 20, 2017 11:05 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Theo's Presser
Replies: 26
Views: 840

Re: Theo's Presser

Did everyone asking about a leadoff hitter lead off their question with a hearty, "D'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?"
by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 20, 2017 10:28 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 17319
Views: 499134

Re: Politics & Current Events

On the one hand, a tweet for every occasion.

On the other hand, it sucks that is ultimately a roundabout way of endorsing the idea that criticizing military top brass is off limits or over the line. horsefeathers those guys.
by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:58 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 3720
Views: 170649

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Look, Aramis had very, very, very important poultry-based businesses to get back to, alright?!?
by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:54 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: Dusty Canned
Replies: 33
Views: 692

Re: Dusty Canned

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:
Derwood wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Counterpoint: Maddon is barreling into old coot-dom faster than a drunk passed out behind the wheel of an out of control RV.



I first read that as “oldcoot.com”

which surprisingly is not filled with pictures of grandma lady squares


Lemon (party) squares.
by Sammy Sofa
Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:26 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: Dusty Canned
Replies: 33
Views: 692

Re: Dusty Canned

I've got a million of 'em! Like this: the Nats weren't going to fire Dusty until they saw how the team that beat them got so hideously spanked in the next round!

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