Search found 12923 matches

by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:00 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Better Call Saul (Again)
Replies: 692
Views: 29752

Re: Better Call Saul (Again)

I don't know if it's better, but I definitely enjoy watching BCS more than BB.
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:04 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: The Spying Stros’
Replies: 8
Views: 350

Re: The Spying Stros’

horsefeathers, this just makes me jealous that the Cubs' spy ring probably just consists of Clark with Theo's fake mustache on.
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:01 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: Mediocre has-been pitcher really doesn't like Machado
Replies: 20
Views: 216

Re: Mediocre has-been pitcher really doesn't like Machado

OleMissCub wrote:


I've never regretted anything. Clearly could have done a few things different. Maybe next lifetime. Matters? NOT!


This is the dorkiest horsefeathering thing of all time.
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:16 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: It's Maddoning
Replies: 171
Views: 5800

Re: It's Maddoning

Never underestimate the persecution complex of a Mediocre White Man.
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:32 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

That would be true except for the fact all of the frontrunners are even too old for bladder control commercials. I'm the last person that wants another gross old running or winning....but this dude is toast. Agreed but until he decides not to run or runs and gets knocked early, imo he's the best of...
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:25 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: It's Maddoning
Replies: 171
Views: 5800

Re: It's Maddoning

Man, I really hope this ends up being his last season with the Cubs.
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:06 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

The obstacles of being gay and being a mayor of South Bend are far greater than having a name that doesn't sound like a possible porn name. [expletive]. So his chances are somehow LESS than 0%. That would be true except for the fact all of the frontrunners are even too old for bladder control comme...
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:25 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

You'll get tired of me talking about him (especially if he doesn't run or gets >1% of the votes and drops out by NH), but it's a great trait of Buttigieg. That poor dude is never overcoming that name. The obstacles of being gay and being a mayor of South Bend are far greater than having a name that...
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:21 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 200
Views: 15217

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

oh my what a wonderful treat a ketchup bottle i can use to squirt water on my butt Dammit, I wanted this to keep going. It's not every day where you stumble on a debate where the opposing stance is the slam dunk of, "no, *I'M* the normal one because I want to keep scraping horsefeathers from m...
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:58 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The 2018-2019 Cubs Offseason Rumors & Discussion Thread - "On wrongs swift vengeance waits..."
Replies: 163
Views: 4074

Re: The 2018-2019 Cubs Offseason Rumors & Discussion Thread - "On wrongs swift vengeance waits..."

The Cubs have long trafficked in guys who love sliding like dickheads, so he'd fit right in.
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:27 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

UK wrote:You'll get tired of me talking about him (especially if he doesn't run or gets >1% of the votes and drops out by NH), but it's a great trait of Buttigieg.


That poor dude is never overcoming that name.
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:15 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Journalism Thread
Replies: 62
Views: 2671

Re: Journalism Thread

imb, please confirm on a scale from "very" to "I can't sleep at night because of it" how disappointed you are that you will never publish this headline: https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a23511011/olympic-national-park-goats-urine/ A NEW CHAMPION HAS EMERGED: https://www....
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:48 am
Forum: Social
Topic: General Chit-Chat thread
Replies: 2731
Views: 138254

Re: General Chit-Chat thread

How many of you have already caught your kids watching those horsefeathers up YouTube cartoons designed to sneakily traumatize the horsefeathers out of them?
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:46 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

Maybe not so spicy take: this is going so badly for Warren that she might have spectacularly torpedoed any shot she had of being a viable presidential or vice presidential candidate in the span of about 48 hours, which is equal parts impressive and depressing as hell. Yeah, the news cycle will move...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:54 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

Maybe not so spicy take: this is going so badly for Warren that she might have spectacularly torpedoed any shot she had of being a viable presidential or vice presidential candidate in the span of about 48 hours, which is equal parts impressive and depressing as hell. Yeah, the news cycle will move ...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:48 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: The Chili has gone bad
Replies: 105
Views: 2744

Re: The Chili has gone bad

r_mack wrote:Millennials killed chili


Yeah, but they got the Cubs to divorce themselves from Chili, so at least they're bringing that back.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:22 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Anthony Iapoce Hired as New Hitting Coach
Replies: 30
Views: 829

Re: Anthony Iapoce Hired as New Hitting Coach

Liam Neeson wrote:
treebird wrote:how do you say this guy’s name


Image


[expletive], this makes me laugh every time I see it. My gif game will never be as good as this one post.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:04 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

https://splinternews.com/day-2-of-the-trump-warren-dna-feud-is-already-terrible-1829779672 Putting aside Trump’s offensive insinuation that “even” the Cherokee Nation doesn’t accept Warren’s DNA results, what exactly did the senator and her team think was going to happen here? That the president and...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:30 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

Not so hot take: one of the ways they can avoid maximizing this "blue wave" stuff is to mostly just sit back and expect Trump to finally trip himself up after the 3,657th awful thing he's said. If they're going to push back, they need to (and should have long ago) be aggressively calling ...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:24 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

The Democrats are in a bad situation because they're bad at rallying their base and their voters, and anything they do ends up energizing the Trumpsters more than the Democrats. Coming out and saying "Trump is a lying, racist, bigoted ball of goo" just makes his supporters want to vote fo...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:36 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

It was a dumb stunt by Warren but I don't see it having much lasting impact...either for midterms the 2020 election. Trump will do 20 more insane things before the midterms and this will be in the rear view by then. This seems like it was more of a dud than anything actively self destructive. Not s...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:30 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

i don't think it really matters. it will be a story for a day or two and then trump will say something like black people shouldn't be allowed to vote or MS-13 is pouring across our borders to impregnate white women, and then we'll be on to our next big story. Great, so how about the dip horsefeathe...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:29 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

I mean, I guess/hope she's trying to deflate it as much as possible ahead of time if she's planning on running in 2020, but acting like this is some kind of slam dunk right now is goofy as hell. Even if it is to get it out of the way, why are you setting it up on a horsefeathering tee for the Repub...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:25 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

Remember when the Democrats definitively shut down the Birther horsefeathers? Like, having evidence MUCH better than a whack ass DNA ancestry test totally squashed all of that horsefeathers. The main guy behind it didn't end up becoming the President or anything. THIS CAN ONLY POSSIBLY END WELL.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:13 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 24889
Views: 960089

Re: Politics & Current Events

I mean, I guess/hope she's trying to deflate it as much as possible ahead of time if she's planning on running in 2020, but acting like this is some kind of slam dunk right now is goofy as hell. Even if it is to get it out of the way, why are you setting it up on a horsefeathering tee for the Republ...

Go to advanced search