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by Sammy Sofa
Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:35 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 2011
Views: 69415

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel



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by Sammy Sofa
Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:53 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: TV thread
Replies: 1714
Views: 63224

Re: TV thread

Anyone else check out the weird Amazon series The Patriot that was released earlier this year? What an odd thing. It's like In Bruges meets Inside Llewyn Davis meets The Spy Who Came in from the Cold.
by Sammy Sofa
Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:02 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Guess what an idiot with a badge did this time...
Replies: 344
Views: 11316

Re: Guess what an idiot with a badge did this time...

http://deadspin.com/video-shows-pittsburgh-police-punching-man-outside-peng-1818601835 And the hits literally keep on coming... A video posted to Facebook yesterday shows a Pittsburgh police officer landing about a dozen punches to a man already on the ground Tuesday night outside of the Penguins ar...
by Sammy Sofa
Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:38 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Guess what an idiot with a badge did this time...
Replies: 344
Views: 11316

Re: Guess what an idiot with a badge did this time...

TruffleShuffle wrote:bold prediction: no charges will be filed, family gets a 7 figure payout courtesy of the taxpayers but their loved one is still dead, cop spends a few months on the desk then is quietly reinstated his regular beat.

let's see how i do.


BUT HE FEARED FOR HIS LIFE.
by Sammy Sofa
Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:45 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Guess what an idiot with a badge did this time...
Replies: 344
Views: 11316

Re: Guess what an idiot with a badge did this time...

imb's neck of the woods yet again... http://splinternews.com/oklahoma-cops-fatally-shoot-deaf-man-as-neighbors-screa-1818601866 Police officers fatally shot Magdiel Sanchez, 35, who is deaf, outside of his home in Oklahoma City, OK, on Tuesday night. When authorities arrived at Sanchez’s home inves...
by Sammy Sofa
Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:41 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Guess what an idiot with a badge did this time...
Replies: 344
Views: 11316

Re: Guess what an idiot with a badge did this time...

imb's neck of the woods yet again... http://splinternews.com/oklahoma-cops-fatally-shoot-deaf-man-as-neighbors-screa-1818601866 Police officers fatally shot Magdiel Sanchez, 35, who is deaf, outside of his home in Oklahoma City, OK, on Tuesday night. When authorities arrived at Sanchez’s home invest...
by Sammy Sofa
Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:39 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 138
Views: 5847

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Probably because he's sick of all conversation centering around his enormous dong. Counterpoint: the logistics of a gigantic schwanstucker would not lend themselves to hands-free urinal usage unless said person was essentially right on top of the damn thing. This dude was practically doing a casual...
by Sammy Sofa
Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:36 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 138
Views: 5847

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

I'm convinced these are the same guys that strut around locker rooms proudly showing off their junk. Normally I would agree, but this guy is the epitome of an office wallflower. Like, he goes out of his way to have as few social interactions as possible. Probably because he's sick of all conversati...
by Sammy Sofa
Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:30 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 138
Views: 5847

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

I walked into the bathroom at work today and was startled by the sight of a co-worker pissing in a urinal with both of his hands clasped behind his back. I just turned around and walked out. I'm convinced these are the same guys that strut around locker rooms proudly showing off their junk. Normall...
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:54 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Bathroom Nightmares
Replies: 138
Views: 5847

Re: Bathroom Nightmares

I walked into the bathroom at work today and was startled by the sight of a co-worker pissing in a urinal with both of his hands clasped behind his back. I just turned around and walked out.
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:39 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 16695
Views: 472480

Re: Politics & Current Events

CyHawk_Cub wrote:


"Guys, come on: we want you to make it terrible, but not SO terrible that people finally come to their senses."
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:12 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Western Medicine
Replies: 139
Views: 4181

Re: Western Medicine

Boy, it's ironic that Cubbie Swagger isn't around anymore, because I ended up having a minor health scare thanks to the very same "acne medication," Minocylcine, that he claims had him in the worst hospital in America with the most incompetent doctors simply throwing pills at him to treat ...
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:10 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 16695
Views: 472480

Re: Politics & Current Events

I just love(hate) how easily they get people to fall for the idea that they're "healthy" vs. all of these mythical lazy sick people out there. Like, how many people are actually "healthy" to the point they have years and years with NO needs for any kind of medical care? It's such...
by Sammy Sofa
Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:18 am
Forum: Social
Topic: TV thread
Replies: 1714
Views: 63224

Re: TV thread

If it's Leftovers Lindelof, there's nothing to worry about.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:29 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Food Monstrosities
Replies: 811
Views: 22632

Re: Food Monstrosities

Just because:

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by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:45 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 44
Views: 682

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

I expected them to lose both games...and they did! Expectations met.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:16 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 44
Views: 682

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

Well, except for whatever opposing team moiderizes him into a another dimension.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:15 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Dogs Are Awesome, Yay Dogs!
Replies: 265
Views: 12690

Re: Dogs Are Awesome, Yay Dogs!

by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:13 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 44
Views: 682

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

Stannis wrote:but his name sounds like mr. biscuit, I guess.

stubbinsky, that's not even close. are you going for the love boat connection? I'm not even really sure you're making fun of anyone.


Calm down, you crush-addled manbaby. Nobody is taking away your precious Mr. Bisquick.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:58 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 44
Views: 682

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

Stannis wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:
Stannis wrote:captain stubbinsky? egad, man, that's a reach.


It's top shelf and should be his official nickname now and forever.


Mr. Biscuit is so much better. Also, Lou Gehrig used to be called Biscuit Pants cuz his butt stuck out. Does Trubisky's butt stick out?


Yeah, MINE was the reach...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:54 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 44
Views: 682

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

Stannis wrote:captain stubbinsky? egad, man, that's a reach.


It's top shelf and should be his official nickname now and forever.
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:43 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 44
Views: 682

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

OK, all you Captain Stubbinsky fans explain to me why you want him playing out there already on a team that's apparently made up of Popsicle sticks and knockoff Go-Bot figures. Like, isn't the OL decimated and all of the WR spontaneously combusted? What the heck is he going to do out there besides t...
by Sammy Sofa
Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:39 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS
Replies: 44
Views: 682

Re: Game 3: Team With No Mitch (PIT) @ Team With Mitch That Doesn't Play (CHI) Noon CBS

OK, all you Captain Stubbinsky fans explain to me why you want him playing out there already on a team that's apparently made up of Popsicle sticks and knockoff Go-Bot figures. Like, isn't the OL decimated and all of the WR spontaneously combusted? What the heck is he going to do out there besides t...

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