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by Derwood
Thu Dec 13, 2018 1:54 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 3372
Views: 180714

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

cl smooth wrote:you can't post quotes from a review and not provide a link or author, derwood. c'mon, man...



Sure I can.

And before anyone cries, yes, I know that this movie is 75% fresh.

I also know that the quotes from the National Review, which renders them pointless. I just thought it was some funny prose
by Derwood
Thu Dec 13, 2018 1:49 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 3372
Views: 180714

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

What did I do to deserve the tidal wave of garbage that is Aquaman itself? I refuse to believe DC Comics can ever come up with a worse movie than this. Aquaman is such an eyeball-scald and an eardrum-shiv it makes me long for the relative excellence of Justice League. Picture the worst Pirates of t...
by Derwood
Thu Dec 13, 2018 1:17 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The 2018-2019 Cubs Offseason Rumors & Discussion Thread - "On wrongs swift vengeance waits..."
Replies: 724
Views: 35366

Re: The 2018-2019 Cubs Offseason Rumors & Discussion Thread - "On wrongs swift vengeance waits..."

David wrote:
TomtheBombadil wrote:Rule V is tmrrw at noon. If it stays quiet into the evening then I’m guessing some horsefeathers goes down in that 12-5 window tmrrw afternoon


what is rule v


Hey, look everybody! It's that joke that's never been funny!
by Derwood
Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:30 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Should we talk about the weather? (Hi-hi-hi!)
Replies: 349
Views: 25510

Re: Should we talk about the weather? (Hi-hi-hi!)

Are earthquakes considered “weather”?
by Derwood
Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:42 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: College Football - Bowl Games
Replies: 84
Views: 1359

Re: College Football - Bowl Games

I don't love auto-bids for P5 champs. I don't want a 9-4 Oklahoma St. team taking a spot away from an 11-1 SEC runner up.

FWIW, I hate auto-bids from conference tourneys in the NCAA tournament as well (the auto-bids should go to regular season champs, not conference champs)
by Derwood
Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:53 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Is Duke Silver dead?
Replies: 27
Views: 654

Re: Is Duke Silver dead?

OleMissCub wrote:Speaking of dead folks, where is Sully? He was last active in Sept 2018


b&
by Derwood
Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:19 am
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: Baseball History Thread
Replies: 111
Views: 11506

Re: Baseball History Thread

No Offense, But Adam Ottavino Would Make Babe Ruth Look Like A Sack Of Pig horsefeathers I’ll be damned. The video of Ruth they linked in that story was a video I created like ten years ago. Some wanker stole it and put it on their channel apparently. That comment is funny, but not really accurate....
by Derwood
Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:08 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 26389
Views: 1074723

Re: Politics & Current Events

NonProfitCow wrote:Glorious



So he's mad that he lied for 15 minutes and no one is buying it? That he got bitch-slapped by Pelosi?
by Derwood
Wed Dec 12, 2018 2:24 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 26389
Views: 1074723

Re: Politics & Current Events

by Derwood
Wed Dec 12, 2018 2:10 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Is Duke Silver dead?
Replies: 27
Views: 654

Is Duke Silver dead?

Did I miss something? Dude was last active nearly 2 months ago.
by Derwood
Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:38 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 1892
Views: 87058

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Sammy Sofa wrote:It's almost like a guy getting his baseball news filtered through a Cubs message board is missing the hot Dodgers goss...


I've been listening to MLB Radio Winter Meeting coverage during my commute and they NEVER mention the Cubs w/ Bryce, but CONSTANTLY mention the Dodgers
by Derwood
Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:32 am
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: 2018-2019 Bulls season thread
Replies: 155
Views: 5958

Re: 2018-2019 Bulls season thread

The_Achiever wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:


This is great. GARPAX has built, without question, the worst culture in the NBA.


Worse than Jerry "No Corn Rows" Krause?
by Derwood
Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:28 am
Forum: Social
Topic: General Chit-Chat thread
Replies: 2941
Views: 158872

Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Yeah, the amount of work that a 19-year-old considers to be "a lot" of work is basically a vacation for a normal adult. between the state of public grade schools (in NC especially) and the overall "helicopter" parenting that takes the onus of responsibility completely off the st...
by Derwood
Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:58 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 1892
Views: 87058

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Can someone explain why “The Cubs are interested “ always has the caveat of “but they would need to get creative”, while “The Dodgers are interested” has no such caveats? Don’t they have a ton of OF’s and a similarly high salary situation? I’ve seen a decent amount of articles about how Puig, Peder...
by Derwood
Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:39 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 1892
Views: 87058

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Can someone explain why “The Cubs are interested “ always has the caveat of “but they would need to get creative”, while “The Dodgers are interested” has no such caveats? Don’t they have a ton of OF’s and a similarly high salary situation?
by Derwood
Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:00 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Winter Meetings
Replies: 50
Views: 2048

Re: Winter Meetings

jersey cubs fan wrote:https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/1072549895133954048


The Pirates' window shut in a hurry, yeesh
by Derwood
Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:18 pm
Forum: Rants
Topic: Work Jerks
Replies: 86
Views: 2659

Re: Work Jerks

The best time to cut your nails is right after you shower. At the office?

These are the same monsters who shave in the car on the way to work.
by Derwood
Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:49 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 1892
Views: 87058

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Brian wrote:I can't look away



Such a huge buzz that LITERALLY NO OTHER OUTLET IS REPORTING IT
by Derwood
Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:38 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 26389
Views: 1074723

Re: Politics & Current Events



Misspelled not once, but twice, and no edits 4 hours later...
by Derwood
Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:37 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Week 14: LA Rams at Bears Sunday Night on NBC
Replies: 222
Views: 3218

Re: Week 14: LA Rams at Bears Sunday Night on NBC

Chocolate Milk wrote:
r_mack wrote:Bears defense deserves a ton of credit but Goff was really bad. Not sure any of those picks were tough plays for the defender.

Have you ever watched football before


Have you ever read r_mack posts before?
by Derwood
Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:19 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 1892
Views: 87058

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Bryant's Disco Ball wrote:
Brian wrote:He was providing content when no one else was this offseason.


If the content is just made up, which it is, then it's not really content.


welcome to Twitter
by Derwood
Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:18 am
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Week 14: LA Rams at Bears Sunday Night on NBC
Replies: 222
Views: 3218

Re: Week 14: LA Rams at Bears Sunday Night on NBC

I did NOT see us making the Rams look so pedestrian
by Derwood
Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:51 am
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Week 14: LA Rams at Bears Sunday Night on NBC
Replies: 222
Views: 3218

Re: Week 14: LA Rams at Bears Sunday Night on NBC

UMFan83 wrote:Here we go: vaunted 4th quarter defense ahead


Kyle's doom-boner is raging
by Derwood
Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:45 am
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Week 14: LA Rams at Bears Sunday Night on NBC
Replies: 222
Views: 3218

Re: Week 14: LA Rams at Bears Sunday Night on NBC

UMFan83 wrote: Can’t really tell you why he completely falls apart at times


Because the curse of Virginia McCaskey states that the Bears shall never have a QB better than a Jay Cutler-esque combo of talent and turnoviers
by Derwood
Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:43 am
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: Lee Smith, Harold Baines elected to HOF
Replies: 53
Views: 950

Re: Lee Smith, Harold Baines elected to HOF

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:
Derwood wrote:Is that it for Edgar? Was this his tenth year?


Do you think... do you... uhhh how do I put this


god dammit

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