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by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:36 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3006
Views: 168900

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Find a way to get this horsefeathering done, Theo
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:07 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 Spring Training Thread
Replies: 176
Views: 4647

Re: 2019 Spring Training Thread

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:
David wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:
we're going to win 100 games again




i knew my moronic ass would turn as soon as i saw one video of KB swinging a bat and here we are

nl central favorites baby


right there with you
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:39 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 Spring Training Thread
Replies: 176
Views: 4647

Re: 2019 Spring Training Thread

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:
Cubswin11 wrote:That’s the good stuff



we're going to win 100 games again


by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:47 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Machado to be a Father (10/$300m)
Replies: 73
Views: 1797

Re: Machado to be a Father (10/$300m)

Sammy Sofa wrote:I'm trying to make "dolt" and "clod" come back in a big, big way.

But yeah, the Stockholm Syndrome of most baseball fans is insane about these kinds of signings.


no, i want roast beef, you clod!
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:39 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3006
Views: 168900

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

i would love to know what harper is even thinking is going on at this point
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:39 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3006
Views: 168900

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

hey let us know what the offer is before he signs it lol ok "wow this horsefeathers is GENIUS, look out stearns there's a new chess player in town" yeah, i was going to make fun of that... i mean, if they know how strong harper's desire to be a cub is, acting like they're suddenly poor as...
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:24 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Machado to be a Father (10/$300m)
Replies: 73
Views: 1797

Re: Machado to be a Father (10/$300m)

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:god listening to buster olney's podcast now and they're doing it again

"is this going to make the padres contenders (this year)? Nope! I dont get it!"

there are literally 9 other years on this contract you dolts


there were people saying that type of thing about the lester deal lol
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:19 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Machado to be a Father (10/$300m)
Replies: 73
Views: 1797

Re: Machado to be a Father (10/$300m)

kind of weird seeing all the "why are the padres doing this they're not in their window yet" takes. like ... how do you expect to get in a window guys people are astonishingly dumb i'm not saying it's a bad idea for the upper echelon teams to add premier free agents, but it confuses the h...
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:14 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Machado to be a Father (10/$300m)
Replies: 73
Views: 1797

Re: Machado to be a Father (10/$300m)

kind of weird seeing all the "why are the padres doing this they're not in their window yet" takes. like ... how do you expect to get in a window guys people are astonishingly dumb i'm not saying it's a bad idea for the upper echelon teams to add premier free agents, but it confuses the h...
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:11 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 Spring Training Thread
Replies: 176
Views: 4647

Re: 2019 Spring Training Thread

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:im taking the over on that happ/almora/schwarber OF war


yeah, i'd take the over on 2B too...and probably C
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:10 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3006
Views: 168900

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

an update from the cat



same thing he's been saying...and same thing the sun times reported back in december.
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3006
Views: 168900

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

a good way of realizing how stupid the pecota projections are is to look at our roster with harper added and then realize they'd still have us like 3rd with 81 wins or something stupid like that
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:46 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3006
Views: 168900

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

If you're Philly, are you better off putting that money into Harper, or investing in some combo of Keuchel/Kimbrel/Gonzalez/??? instead The answer is always the one elite guy when these questions come up Even if the non-elite guys are on shorter deals? Harper has averaged around 5 fWAR over the pas...
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:03 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3006
Views: 168900

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Derwood wrote:If you're Philly, are you better off putting that money into Harper, or investing in some combo of Keuchel/Kimbrel/Gonzalez/??? instead


The answer is always the one elite guy when these questions come up
by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:35 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 Spring Training Thread
Replies: 176
Views: 4647

Re: 2019 Spring Training Thread

by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:59 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 Spring Training Thread
Replies: 176
Views: 4647

Re: 2019 Spring Training Thread

by David
Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:42 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 Spring Training Thread
Replies: 176
Views: 4647

Re: 2019 Spring Training Thread

i feel like he hits a ton of BP homers every spring
by David
Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:06 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: The Ricketts family kind of sucks
Replies: 328
Views: 10290

Re: The Ricketts family kind of sucks

Sammy Sofa wrote:You have posted many, many times telling us about how little you bother following the regular season now, and my joke was hilarious because of it, so shaddup.


i watch just about every game except if i'm at work

but it's true that i'm not as high strung about the games as i used to be
by David
Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:05 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: The Ricketts family kind of sucks
Replies: 328
Views: 10290

Re: The Ricketts family kind of sucks

UZR and DRS (a passable -10 in about 2100 innings - mostly from grading out really poorly in 2017 when he was coming off that ACL and still fat) both say he's fine but hey he made some goofy plays so he must have no business out there.
by David
Tue Feb 19, 2019 7:59 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: The Ricketts family kind of sucks
Replies: 328
Views: 10290

Re: The Ricketts family kind of sucks

during which 90% of your posts were about how little you watched anymore Someone reboot David; he's actually replying to himself. i'm pretty sure i never said i didn't watch, because that wouldn't be true. maybe i did say that one day. but for the most part i know that what i was saying was that i ...
by David
Tue Feb 19, 2019 7:55 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: The Ricketts family kind of sucks
Replies: 328
Views: 10290

Re: The Ricketts family kind of sucks

Oh he had 11 assists? Never mind then, I apologize for doubting him as one of the few people here who didn't hate you when you were doom bonering around in the tank years, let me just say how insanely awesome it is that you are back as a frequent poster after your hiatus during which 90% of your po...
by David
Tue Feb 19, 2019 7:50 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Machado to be a Father (10/$300m)
Replies: 73
Views: 1797

Re: Machado to be a Father (10/$300m)

Sammy Sofa wrote:Machado is baller and will ball and will be better than Bryce, baby.


yes we get it you dont like white guys
by David
Tue Feb 19, 2019 7:46 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: The Ricketts family kind of sucks
Replies: 328
Views: 10290

Re: The Ricketts family kind of sucks

I hope I fall asleep for this bajillionth scintillating conversation around how Schwarber is a solid platoon hitter bolstered by totally not fluke-ish defensive stats. kyle says horsefeathers off https://www.mlb.com/video/schwarber-nails-lindor-at-second/c-2075390483 his 11 assists last year were o...
by David
Tue Feb 19, 2019 7:40 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: The Ricketts family kind of sucks
Replies: 328
Views: 10290

Re: The Ricketts family kind of sucks

i hope other teams keep inexplicably sleeping on schwarber's awesome arm the way everyone else does.

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