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by treebird
Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:27 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time
Replies: 2405
Views: 132185

Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

petition to ban mojo and derwood
by treebird
Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:50 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 Spring Training Thread
Replies: 295
Views: 12115

Re: 2019 Spring Training Thread

squally1313 wrote:This is pure laziness in asking this here, but what's the current situation on Morrow?


no morrow, and no morrow, and no morrow,
creeps in his petty pace but still not even day to day,
to the last syllable of recorded time
by treebird
Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:24 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 Spring Training Thread
Replies: 295
Views: 12115

Re: 2019 Spring Training Thread

don’t worry guys our top scout tom ricketts* said our bullpen was fine what is the problem

*it says that on his business cards so he gets to subtract his salary from the scouting budget
by treebird
Tue Mar 12, 2019 4:55 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 28499
Views: 1246954

Re: Politics & Current Events

JudasIscariotTheBird wrote:Why does that look like a print copy of Yahoo's front page?


internet sucks in da outback
by treebird
Sun Mar 10, 2019 2:29 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 3645
Views: 215794

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

I just caught Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade and got stuck watching it. So many holes in this movie. How are they wade through a river of petroleum carrying a torch made of 500 year old bandages and they aren’t incinerated? How come their escape boat motor gets blown out then a minute later s...
by treebird
Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:32 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: #NotAllPitchers
Replies: 781
Views: 76640

Re: #NotAllPitchers

UMFan83 wrote:Sort of relevant



at some point this infringement on the players’ privacy must end, who among us does not like to kick back on a friday night and enjoy some growth hormone releasing peptide 2
by treebird
Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:27 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 Spring Training Thread
Replies: 295
Views: 12115

Re: 2019 Spring Training Thread

I have bad news for you if you think that was the problem, Albert https://twitter.com/suntimes_sports/status/1103328514852433922?s=21 he has some holes in his game to be sure, but i think he could still be a really valuable player with some mental adjustments like learning how to use telekinesis to...
by treebird
Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3512
Views: 194161

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

bryce plainly didn’t want to go to philadelphia, his alternatives were like a four year deal in LA or a ten year deal in DC where he didn’t get any money until like 2095 or taking the daniel descalso money in chicago
by treebird
Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:34 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: Rule Changes Are Coming
Replies: 105
Views: 2124

Re: Rule Changes Are Coming

i think this is probably similar to the mound visit stuff in that it is too focused on a small issue to make any real difference, but i’m also unconvinced this is going to have any real negative impact. i don’t know what percentage of outings is less than three batters, but i am sure it is very smal...
by treebird
Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:02 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: Rule Changes Are Coming
Replies: 105
Views: 2124

Re: Rule Changes Are Coming

what is it that people hate so much about the three-batter minimum?
by treebird
Tue Mar 05, 2019 3:01 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Sports Media Thread
Replies: 1266
Views: 77847

Re: Sports Media Thread

Banedon wrote:God Barstool is the horsefeathering worst.



twitter too! that thread is infuriating.
by treebird
Sun Mar 03, 2019 6:37 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: #MeToo
Replies: 1375
Views: 87296

Re: #MeToo

JennieGarthAlgar wrote:
17 Seconds wrote:has nsbb ever had a discussion about michael jackson?


He made Thriller. Thriller.


please leave and don’t come back
by treebird
Sun Mar 03, 2019 4:51 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3512
Views: 194161

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

truly the problem with nsbb is that we didn’t get to talk about the daniel descalso signing enough
by treebird
Fri Mar 01, 2019 5:36 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3512
Views: 194161

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Tim wrote:I don't think so.


argh argh argh argh argh

(tool man)
by treebird
Thu Feb 28, 2019 8:52 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Addison Russell
Replies: 1352
Views: 90998

Re: Addison Russell

Sammy Sofa wrote:I despise Joe Maddon more than anyone who has ever worn a Cubs uniform, and that includes Cap Anson.


in fairness you are an idiot
by treebird
Thu Feb 28, 2019 8:45 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3512
Views: 194161

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

as ssr has pointed out several times, the sad truth is that picking up hamels’ option instead of signing harper makes perfect sense once you realize we also have no money for next season.

this organization in no way deserves our attention.
by treebird
Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:27 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 3645
Views: 215794

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

Sammy Sofa wrote:I posted that weeks ago and kinda figured you were dead since I beat you to the punch.


i am pretty confident we will find out ole miss is dead by reading about the cops discovering what is in his basement after he suddenly commits suicide
by treebird
Sun Feb 24, 2019 8:26 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: 2019 Payroll tracking
Replies: 19
Views: 3744

Re: 2019 Payroll tracking

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:Updated with Hamels' option being picked up and the Smyly trade.


Transmogrified Tiger wrote:Updated for TLS trade.


Transmogrified Tiger wrote:Updated for signing Descalso


i really cannot believe that this was the offseason.
by treebird
Fri Feb 22, 2019 5:17 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Sports Media Thread
Replies: 1266
Views: 77847

Re: Sports Media Thread

Jeff Sullivan is joining the Rays, and I am sad. if i remember correctly he had been pretty adamant about not wanting a job like that, but i am sure there are ways to make that work if a team really wanted him. i had kind of soured on him on effectively wild of late and hadn’t been listening for th...
by treebird
Fri Feb 22, 2019 5:12 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3512
Views: 194161

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Derwood wrote:The Padres signing both Machado and Harper and still finishing in last place would just be the best


haha padres are so stupid and bad i love to laugh at them for trying while rooting for my very cool and very good team with a broken offense and no interest in improving
by treebird
Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:44 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 5620
Views: 396235

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

squally1313 wrote:https://deadspin.com/you-dont-have-to-believe-any-of-this-shit-1832715464

Potentially the best article of all time.


it’s a good article but it’s pretty unfair how the writer leaves out the loria-era marlins data that proves that the ricketts are losing lots of money every year
by treebird
Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:34 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Video Game Thread
Replies: 1534
Views: 104589

Re: Video Game Thread

i also tried apex legends and just got rolled constantly but i am bad at shooting games so this was to be expected.

in other news i got my first two wins in tetris 99 last night and boy was my girlfriend unimpressed when i sent her the screenshots
by treebird
Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:40 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: The Bryce is Right, Bitch
Replies: 3512
Views: 194161

Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

hey let us know what the offer is before he signs it lol ok "wow this horsefeathers is GENIUS, look out stearns there's a new chess player in town" theo can sell the hot tip about harper signing with the phillies to an enterprising twitter reporter and then next offseason we can buy TWO d...
by treebird
Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:46 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: 2018-19 Other Team Offseason Transactions Not Worth a New Thread
Replies: 404
Views: 36999

Re: 2018-19 Other Team Offseason Transactions Not Worth a New Thread

Derwood wrote:
Transmogrified Tiger wrote:Carlos Gonzalez is unsigned because he's bad and hurt and old and bad


AND COLLUSION!


go away

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