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by Guancous
Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:39 pm
Forum: Minor Leagues
Topic: Minor League Discussion & Boxes, 7-5-19
Replies: 16
Views: 591

Re: Minor League Discussion & Boxes, 7-5-19

CubsWin wrote:What the hell is going on in the background of the Hoerner HR video???

Was the guy who recorded it off his TV watching porn at the same time?


A cuck taking a break to watch something more erotic.
by Guancous
Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:17 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Robel Garcia promoted
Replies: 11
Views: 734

Re: Robel Garcia promoted

Dude will be a folk hero with a .750 OPS and passable defense (provided he doesn’t beat his loved ones).
by Guancous
Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:50 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Robel Garcia promoted
Replies: 11
Views: 734

Re: Robel Garcia promoted

by Guancous
Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:55 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Journalism Thread
Replies: 245
Views: 34746

Re: Journalism Thread

Meteorologist loses job for blasting Sinclair’s fake weather alerts on air: https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/ ... 45c3bffaa5
by Guancous
Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:16 am
Forum: Minor Leagues
Topic: Minor League Discussion & Boxes, 6-6-19
Replies: 5
Views: 428

Re: Minor League Discussion & Boxes, 6-6-19

Perusing the box scores, silence is the only valid option.
by Guancous
Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:22 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs in agreement with Craig Kimbrel 3/$43m with 4th year option
Replies: 202
Views: 12089

Re: Cubs in agreement with Craig Kimbrel 3/$45m

Got a hot dog from concessions right after BP for $6.50. Just got another before the top of the 6th for $8.00. WTF is going on?!?!? Gotta pay for Kimbrel somehow. Here’s a list of top closer salaries: https://www.spotrac.com/mlb/rankings/salary/closer/ . Cubs should be fine provided Morrow is cover...
by Guancous
Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:36 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs in agreement with Craig Kimbrel 3/$43m with 4th year option
Replies: 202
Views: 12089

Re: Cubs in agreement with Craig Kimbrel

That’s fine https://twitter.com/ken_rosenthal/status/1136442298005368832?s=21 I don't love it, but hey, no loss of draft picks and it's not my money (horsefeathers the Ricketts). I also don't know who we could sign this offseason to be the closer for like 2/$30 mil that would be better. It’s really...
by Guancous
Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:15 pm
Forum: Amateur Baseball
Topic: 2019 Actual MLB Draft Day(s) Thread
Replies: 284
Views: 15547

Re: 2019 Actual MLB Draft Day(s) Thread

Draft vaguely reminds me of our 2008 draft (Cashner, Shafer, Chris Carpenter, Justin Bristow early on). I actually liked that draft at the time, so I'll reserve judgment on this one, but time obviously hasn't made that class look all that great. I'm just curious what their plan is with all these ar...
by Guancous
Sun May 19, 2019 1:38 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Trade targets 2019
Replies: 225
Views: 15409

Re: Trade targets 2019

A Lindor trade would have to start with Javier Baez.
by Guancous
Fri May 10, 2019 3:46 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 6170
Views: 472418

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

I haven’t heard of the okay symbol being repurposed in this manner. If someone’s defense of anything, devoid of context, involves 4chan then they deserve to be ostracized from society to a degree that would make Black Mirror writers cringe. There are racists in the owner’s box and racists running th...
by Guancous
Thu May 02, 2019 5:12 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 is Jason Heyward fixed thread
Replies: 60
Views: 7336

Re: 2019 is Jason Heyward fixed thread

BigSlick wrote:He’s hitting the ball up the middle FAR more, and pulling FAR less. It appears to be having a ton more success for him.


That’s ironic since he spent three years grounding out to second.
by Guancous
Thu May 02, 2019 3:46 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 6170
Views: 472418

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

by Guancous
Wed Apr 24, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: Minor Leagues
Topic: BA, BP, Fangraphs, Keith Law & MLB Pipeline's Cubs' Top Prospects List
Replies: 90
Views: 11487

Re: BA, BP, Fangraphs, Keith Law & MLB Pipeline's Cubs' Top Prospects List

John Sickels updated his top 100 list over at The Athletic.

Miguel Amaya moves up from 89 to 87. Nico Hoerner goes from 95 to 81.

https://theathletic.com/941047/2019/04/ ... ects-list/
by Guancous
Fri Apr 12, 2019 4:37 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 is Jason Heyward fixed thread
Replies: 60
Views: 7336

Re: 2019 is Jason Heyward fixed thread

A time traveler from April 2016 sees Heyward’s stat line and shrugs.
by Guancous
Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:48 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 30290
Views: 1449357

Re: Politics & Current Events

CyHawk_Cub wrote:


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by Guancous
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:25 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 30290
Views: 1449357

Re: Politics & Current Events

CyHawk_Cub wrote:


Not pictured but scheduled to attend:
* Monorail Guy
* Steve Martin in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
* Kanye West T-shirt
* Bernie Madoff
* Ja Rule and Fyre Festival guy
by Guancous
Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:03 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Rank the offseason moves
Replies: 24
Views: 1530

Re: Rank the offseason moves

Becoming a more racist organization than the St. Louis Cardinals and their fans. It has reached that level, right? I don't know the history of the Cardinals that much, so correct if I'm way wrong. Fewer ignorant displays by individuals but the Cubs went whole hog enriching the pillars of racial ine...
by Guancous
Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:02 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Rank the offseason moves
Replies: 24
Views: 1530

Rank the offseason moves

1) Retaining a wifebeater
2) Defending overtly racist owner
3) Partnering with propaganda factory for game broadcasts
4) Brad Brach headlining free agent acquisitions
by Guancous
Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:41 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Cubs TV broadcast rights
Replies: 250
Views: 28738

Re: Cubs TV broadcast rights

For some reason I can’t get this dabynsky tweet to post:



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by Guancous
Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:06 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 30290
Views: 1449357

Re: Politics & Current Events

My wife and I normally owe about $4000. This year we got a $6000 refund. Standard deduction, no kids, rent instead of own. My wife got sick so that dropped us a bracket. The main culprit is that i kept my withholdings at the old rates. That said, the tax bill didn’t solve any of the country’s proble...
by Guancous
Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:13 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 30290
Views: 1449357

Re: Politics & Current Events

does anyone remember that tweet about trump watching something on tv that was obviously a joke/fake and him losing his horsefeathers over it like it was real and it was one of those "at what point in reading this did you realize this wasn't a real story" type deals? i wanna say it's from ...
by Guancous
Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:02 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Addison Russell
Replies: 1524
Views: 118778

Re: Addison Russell

The perfect offseason in Venn diagram form:
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