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by Guancous
Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:53 pm
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: Astros stole signs electronically in 2017
Replies: 258
Views: 12474

Re: Astros stole signs electronically in 2017

“Every owner would trade this penalty for a championship.”

Refutation: 2017 & 2018 offseasons
by Guancous
Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:30 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Potential Kris Bryant trade thread
Replies: 354
Views: 19362

Re: Potential Kris Bryant trade thread

The Cubs could swing a four way trade to get Mookie Betts, Mike Trout, and Gerrit Cole for less money and I would still think it was horsefeathers. Every player in the deal better be smiling during every slow motion replay and have the integrity of Mr. Rogers. Horsefeathers these horsefeathering hor...
by Guancous
Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:27 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs Select Trevor Megill in Rule 5/V/Five Draft
Replies: 24
Views: 1277

Re: Cubs Select Trevor Megill in Rule 5/V/Five Draft

EDIT: Wrong thread
by Guancous
Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:14 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Video Game Thread
Replies: 1777
Views: 169905

Re: Video Game Thread

by Guancous
Sat Dec 07, 2019 2:10 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel
Replies: 4452
Views: 346897

Re: Movie Thread 2: The Sequel

https://i.ibb.co/xJyxxcv/93-DAD02-B-C8-DF-456-E-A6-F6-70-C9-E27-DF187.jpg My wife picked Meet Me in St. Louis for movie night. We’ve never seen it but she likes some of the Christmas songs. It’s peak St. Louis because: 1) Characters maintain St. Louis is a better place to live than New York 2) They...
by Guancous
Wed Dec 04, 2019 5:08 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 33538
Views: 1788059

Re: Politics & Current Events

https://www.google.com/amp/s/newrepublic.com/amp/article/155863/houston-astros-cheaters-2017-world-series-mckinsey-problem Based on this (spot on) article, I think the book you’re looking for is ‘Smartest Guys in the Room’. Edited: Someone already recommended the superb documentary. I didn’t expect...
by Guancous
Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:36 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 33538
Views: 1788059

Re: Politics & Current Events

If you have money to bet, you have money to donate to your preferred political campaign, national or local.
by Guancous
Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:47 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs get another rehabbing A
Replies: 14
Views: 1492

Re: Cubs get another rehabbing A

Cotton was the hot sleeper in 2018 fantasy drafts.
by Guancous
Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:13 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: White Sox sign Grandal 4/$73
Replies: 47
Views: 2355

Re: White Sox sign Grandal 4/$73

Willson Contreras will earn $4.5 million in 2020.
by Guancous
Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:35 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 33538
Views: 1788059

Re: Politics & Current Events

CyHawk_Cub wrote:


In his defense, he couldn’t foresee anyone even opening one of his books.
by Guancous
Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:45 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 33538
Views: 1788059

Re: Politics & Current Events

I’m beginning to question the president’s integrity.
by Guancous
Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:43 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 33538
Views: 1788059

Re: Politics & Current Events

Imagine that Will Brooks wrote an article where he argues back and forth with himself in the voice of "Urban Guy" and "Flyover Man" about impeachment. Imagine how many pointless platitudes and conservative victimhood cliches Will could knowingly pack into a heinous strawman arti...
by Guancous
Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:30 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 33538
Views: 1788059

Re: Politics & Current Events

This goes all the way to the top!
by Guancous
Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:15 am
Forum: General Baseball Discussion
Topic: NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Replies: 626
Views: 98705

Re: NL Central: Vaunted Defending Champion Brewers and others

https://twitter.com/stephenjnesbitt/status/1177002031426523137?s=21 horsefeathering flabbergasting. It’s one thing to lose baseball games. It’s another to lose your integrity and bring shame to the city. Headhunting Internal brawls resulting in serious injury Historically poor losing streaks Felipe...
by Guancous
Sun Sep 22, 2019 2:44 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 6895
Views: 592910

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

I keep waiting for the inevitable in-game guillotine moment that marks the unofficial end of the season. Something like LaTroy and Dempster leaving the mound covered in diarrhea in 2004 or Game 163 last season or Juan Pierre leading off on Opening Day in 2006. This season has been a painful slog an...
by Guancous
Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:38 pm
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: Addison Russell
Replies: 1813
Views: 156818

Re: Addison Russell



This tweet is a fireable offense. If only to save face that you hired someone that dumb in the first place.
by Guancous
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:20 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Carl Traded to Padres
Replies: 43
Views: 5418

Re: Carl Traded to Padres

What would his career look like now if he had closed out the World Series?
by Guancous
Tue Aug 06, 2019 7:48 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 33538
Views: 1788059

Re: Politics & Current Events

This whole thread on the week in Nebraska politics is chilling. Here’s a snippet from the middle:
by Guancous
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:54 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs go Dutch with Giants, acquire Holland
Replies: 39
Views: 2447

Re: Cubs go Dutch with Giants, acquire Holland

I’ll listen to this buster’s Harry Caray impersonation for the next 30 years if he helps bring another championship trophy to Chicago.
by Guancous
Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:00 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Piece of Garbage Sent to Iowa
Replies: 24
Views: 1900

Re: Piece of Garbage Sent to Iowa

I’ll take a 28 year old Single A pitcher with a 5.50 ERA and three Tommy John scars.
by Guancous
Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:39 pm
Forum: Minor Leagues
Topic: Minor League Discussion & Boxes, 7-5-19
Replies: 16
Views: 1182

Re: Minor League Discussion & Boxes, 7-5-19

CubsWin wrote:What the hell is going on in the background of the Hoerner HR video???

Was the guy who recorded it off his TV watching porn at the same time?


A cuck taking a break to watch something more erotic.
by Guancous
Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:17 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Robel Garcia promoted
Replies: 15
Views: 2233

Re: Robel Garcia promoted

Dude will be a folk hero with a .750 OPS and passable defense (provided he doesn’t beat his loved ones).
by Guancous
Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:50 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Robel Garcia promoted
Replies: 15
Views: 2233

Re: Robel Garcia promoted


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