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by Guancous
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:20 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Carl Traded to Padres
Replies: 43
Views: 3419

Re: Carl Traded to Padres

What would his career look like now if he had closed out the World Series?
by Guancous
Tue Aug 06, 2019 7:48 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 31155
Views: 1585056

Re: Politics & Current Events

This whole thread on the week in Nebraska politics is chilling. Here’s a snippet from the middle:
by Guancous
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:54 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs go Dutch with Giants, acquire Holland
Replies: 39
Views: 1985

Re: Cubs go Dutch with Giants, acquire Holland

I’ll listen to this buster’s Harry Caray impersonation for the next 30 years if he helps bring another championship trophy to Chicago.
by Guancous
Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:00 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Piece of Garbage Sent to Iowa
Replies: 24
Views: 1691

Re: Piece of Garbage Sent to Iowa

I’ll take a 28 year old Single A pitcher with a 5.50 ERA and three Tommy John scars.
by Guancous
Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:39 pm
Forum: Minor Leagues
Topic: Minor League Discussion & Boxes, 7-5-19
Replies: 16
Views: 1026

Re: Minor League Discussion & Boxes, 7-5-19

CubsWin wrote:What the hell is going on in the background of the Hoerner HR video???

Was the guy who recorded it off his TV watching porn at the same time?


A cuck taking a break to watch something more erotic.
by Guancous
Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:17 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Robel Garcia promoted
Replies: 15
Views: 1969

Re: Robel Garcia promoted

Dude will be a folk hero with a .750 OPS and passable defense (provided he doesn’t beat his loved ones).
by Guancous
Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:50 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Robel Garcia promoted
Replies: 15
Views: 1969

Re: Robel Garcia promoted

by Guancous
Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:55 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Journalism Thread
Replies: 271
Views: 46268

Re: Journalism Thread

Meteorologist loses job for blasting Sinclair’s fake weather alerts on air: https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/ ... 45c3bffaa5
by Guancous
Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:16 am
Forum: Minor Leagues
Topic: Minor League Discussion & Boxes, 6-6-19
Replies: 5
Views: 531

Re: Minor League Discussion & Boxes, 6-6-19

Perusing the box scores, silence is the only valid option.
by Guancous
Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:22 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs in agreement with Craig Kimbrel 3/$43m with 4th year option
Replies: 202
Views: 19083

Re: Cubs in agreement with Craig Kimbrel 3/$45m

Got a hot dog from concessions right after BP for $6.50. Just got another before the top of the 6th for $8.00. WTF is going on?!?!? Gotta pay for Kimbrel somehow. Here’s a list of top closer salaries: https://www.spotrac.com/mlb/rankings/salary/closer/ . Cubs should be fine provided Morrow is cover...
by Guancous
Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:36 am
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Cubs in agreement with Craig Kimbrel 3/$43m with 4th year option
Replies: 202
Views: 19083

Re: Cubs in agreement with Craig Kimbrel

That’s fine https://twitter.com/ken_rosenthal/status/1136442298005368832?s=21 I don't love it, but hey, no loss of draft picks and it's not my money (horsefeathers the Ricketts). I also don't know who we could sign this offseason to be the closer for like 2/$30 mil that would be better. It’s really...
by Guancous
Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:15 pm
Forum: Amateur Baseball
Topic: 2019 Actual MLB Draft Day(s) Thread
Replies: 284
Views: 21582

Re: 2019 Actual MLB Draft Day(s) Thread

Draft vaguely reminds me of our 2008 draft (Cashner, Shafer, Chris Carpenter, Justin Bristow early on). I actually liked that draft at the time, so I'll reserve judgment on this one, but time obviously hasn't made that class look all that great. I'm just curious what their plan is with all these ar...
by Guancous
Sun May 19, 2019 1:38 pm
Forum: Transactions
Topic: Trade targets 2019
Replies: 552
Views: 45157

Re: Trade targets 2019

A Lindor trade would have to start with Javier Baez.
by Guancous
Fri May 10, 2019 3:46 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 6480
Views: 519665

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

I haven’t heard of the okay symbol being repurposed in this manner. If someone’s defense of anything, devoid of context, involves 4chan then they deserve to be ostracized from society to a degree that would make Black Mirror writers cringe. There are racists in the owner’s box and racists running th...
by Guancous
Thu May 02, 2019 5:12 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 is Jason Heyward fixed thread
Replies: 68
Views: 12263

Re: 2019 is Jason Heyward fixed thread

BigSlick wrote:He’s hitting the ball up the middle FAR more, and pulling FAR less. It appears to be having a ton more success for him.


That’s ironic since he spent three years grounding out to second.
by Guancous
Thu May 02, 2019 3:46 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: General Cubs Chit-Chat
Replies: 6480
Views: 519665

Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

by Guancous
Wed Apr 24, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: Minor Leagues
Topic: BA, BP, Fangraphs, Keith Law & MLB Pipeline's Cubs' Top Prospects List
Replies: 90
Views: 12351

Re: BA, BP, Fangraphs, Keith Law & MLB Pipeline's Cubs' Top Prospects List

John Sickels updated his top 100 list over at The Athletic.

Miguel Amaya moves up from 89 to 87. Nico Hoerner goes from 95 to 81.

https://theathletic.com/941047/2019/04/ ... ects-list/
by Guancous
Fri Apr 12, 2019 4:37 am
Forum: Cubs Discussions
Topic: 2019 is Jason Heyward fixed thread
Replies: 68
Views: 12263

Re: 2019 is Jason Heyward fixed thread

A time traveler from April 2016 sees Heyward’s stat line and shrugs.
by Guancous
Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:48 am
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 31155
Views: 1585056

Re: Politics & Current Events

CyHawk_Cub wrote:


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by Guancous
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:25 pm
Forum: Social
Topic: Politics & Current Events
Replies: 31155
Views: 1585056

Re: Politics & Current Events

CyHawk_Cub wrote:


Not pictured but scheduled to attend:
* Monorail Guy
* Steve Martin in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
* Kanye West T-shirt
* Bernie Madoff
* Ja Rule and Fyre Festival guy

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