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jersey cubs fan wrote:He really looked like he had it under control there

If he had Keanu's skills, he wouldn't have needed to get so close to hit the target.

Bunts Lick Butts wrote:Lmao he instantly said oh [expletive] I blew my leg off

truly instantaneous. I would have figured his body would have been in shock for a least a few seconds before he realized it.

Appropriate for this thread.

Georgia redneck blows his leg off shooting at a lawnmower full of tannerite.



http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/03/25/ge ... mower.html

RammyFanny wrote:Is the National Enquirer semi-legit now? I only remember them for the blatantly false headlines you'd read at the checkout line.

Certainly not. They did break the John Edwards scandal though.

this guy deserved it http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-arrested-for-not-returning-vhs-tape_us_56f3eb3de4b0c3ef521808ef A North Carolina man is speaking out after he says he was slapped in handcuffs for not returning a VHS rental more than 14 years ago — and now the movie’s star, Tom Green, is ...

That sucks to not get a return when you are already having money withheld. But hey, thank god for the baby. Man I haven't gotten a return in years. My first year in private practice, like a dummy, I didn't pay my quarterlies and ended up owing like $14,000. I think that singular moment when I realiz...

bless her heart

Were we this absurd during college and just didn't realize it? https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2016/03/24/someone-wrote-trump-2016-on-emorys-campus-in-chalk-some-students-said-they-no-longer-feel-safe/ Students woke up Monday morning to find messages written in chalk all over camp...

Sammy Sofa wrote:The fake poster is like the perfect encapsulation of the damage Family Guy has done to an entire generation.

It just needs a Star Wars reference and an Indiana Jones reference.

Paglia bringing it http://www.salon.com/2016/03/24/camille_paglia_this_is_why_trumps_winning_and_why_i_wont_vote_for_hillary/ Republicans need to wake up and realize that Trump’s triumph is not due to some drunken delusion by a benighted rabble but is a direct result of the proven weakness of their ...

sweet baby jesus yesssss https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/post/141540696331/crowd-funding-site-set-up-for-nazi-fast-furious?cmp=ukfb Now here’s an idea for the next movie in the ‘Fast & Furious’ series which probably hasn’t been considered. A crowd-funding drive has been set up to make 'Fast Nein: Th...

This is terrific

To the surprise of no one, Rob Ford is dead at age 46.

Derwood wrote:Anonymous is taking aim at Ted Cruz now, and is insinuating that they have proof that he had an affair. RUH-ROH

An affair? With a human?

I just had a server at Sonic roll out to me on roller skates. Thought that was just a trope from movies set in the 50's. First time I've ever seen anyone do that.

Holy horsefeathers

Good one from South Carolina player

Here's a review of Exodus from the Alamo that explains what the author believes from his research on the surviving Mexican accounts. As to the battle, there was none. As author Roger Borroel has long contended, it was nothing but a quick rout. Under the cover of darkness, the 1400 troops moved towar...

Sammy Sofa wrote:We all missed the elephant in the room:

Indeed. Or the least massacrey massacre of all time.

I think Mojo is right. No other historical blip out there has ever been turned into essentially a religion. http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/daniel_boone_2011_10_24.jpg Some of the goofy Alamo art out there: http://tinyurl.com/zqqmusn http://tinyurl.com/h4fddrk http://tinyurl.com/hqve9hr http://...

In fact, I think the Wiki entry is a tad too long. Someone really needs to edit it down. You'd be a fan of General Sherman's pithiness. During one of the aborted attempts to take Vicksburg, Sherman assaulted the northern part of the city in what became known as the Battle of Chickasaw Bayou. His ar...

Sammy Sofa wrote:You can learn everything you need to know about the Alamo in, like, 10 minutes.

hello Captain Hyperbole.