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 Post subject: Is CPatt Dusty's Son in Law?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:47 pm 
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Listening to WLW out of Cincinnati this afternoon on my way to work on XM, as I do every now and then, and the big topic of conversation is wild rumors about CPatt dating Dusty's daughter. One woman even called in and said she had credible sources tell her that CPatt was married to Dusty's daughter... Nothing really baseball worthy in all of this but a big LOL.

http://www.700wlw.com/pages/onair_tracyjones.html


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:51 pm 
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That would explain a lot...

But lol at the source -- from the Reds' official message board:
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I had just left a reds game a few days ago and while i was in an elevator, this guy started talking about how he had heard that Corey Patterson (29 years old) was dating Dusty's daughter, Natosha (28 years old i think)... He then went on to talk about how he heard that this is why Dusty keeps him on the roster... Now i can't say i have heard this from anyone else, so its hard for me to believe, but has anyone heard of anything like this???


Then the other posters began to rip into the poster because she's a woman.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:55 pm 
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I'm not necessarily saying this is entirely credible, but it made for some quality entertainment on my way into work...


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If it were true, it really really really would explain A LOT of things as to why he's been so fond of him

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My guess is that Dusty pre-arranged this arrangement for his own odd personal reasons.

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Why doesn't Dusty have his own reality show yet?

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Why doesn't Dusty have his own reality show yet?

he'd make the Osbournes look rational

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Bob Sanders wrote:
illiniguy wrote:
Why doesn't Dusty have his own reality show yet?

he'd make the Osbournes look rational

Seriously they need to make Oakland hire him and then film a season of he and Beane trying to coexist.

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I'd watch a Dusty reality show just to see if he ever explained that damn fishing quote.


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vance_the_cubs_fan wrote:
I'd watch a Dusty reality show just to see if he ever explained that damn fishing quote.


That quote is like fishing, dude. You go out there on the boat and wait for the fish, man, and that's how you gotta take the quote.


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Don't know about son-in-law, but he's the CF and leadoff man with Griffey gone. CP's already set a few Red's Records for futility, let's see if he can give Mendoza a run for his money with a few hundred more ABs.


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OK...so maybe my brain is just fried after a three day long BAR exam and so my sarcasm-detector is defective, but I can't tell if the sponsor of C-Patt's B-R page is serious or not...

http://www.baseball-reference.com/p/patteco01.shtml
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Corey Patterson's Biggest Fan sponsor(s) this page.

Corey oozes with so much talent that he makes the game look easy. He doesn't like to slide back into first on pickoff attempts because they are an insult to him. He never fully extends on his dives in the outfield because he simply does not have to.

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OleMissCub wrote:
OK...so maybe my brain is just fried after a three day long BAR exam and so my sarcasm-detector is defective, but I can't tell if the sponsor of C-Patt's B-R page is serious or not...

http://www.baseball-reference.com/p/patteco01.shtml
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Corey Patterson's Biggest Fan sponsor(s) this page.

Corey oozes with so much talent that he makes the game look easy. He doesn't like to slide back into first on pickoff attempts because they are an insult to him. He never fully extends on his dives in the outfield because he simply does not have to.


I'm almost (99.99999%) sure it's sarcasm.


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Don't know about son-in-law, but he's the CF and leadoff man with Griffey gone. CP's already set a few Red's Records for futility, let's see if he can give Mendoza a run for his money with a few hundred more ABs.


Dusty's daughter must not like Louisville.

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Dusty's daughter needs to ditch the zero and get with the hero

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 Post subject: Re: Is CPatt Dusty's Son in Law?
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RonnieWooWooSanto wrote:
Tarver2 wrote:
Don't know about son-in-law, but he's the CF and leadoff man with Griffey gone. CP's already set a few Red's Records for futility, let's see if he can give Mendoza a run for his money with a few hundred more ABs.


Dusty's daughter must not like Louisville.


If I'm taking it the right way that's a good joke. Not sure many others will get it.

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CubbieBum wrote:
RonnieWooWooSanto wrote:
Tarver2 wrote:
Don't know about son-in-law, but he's the CF and leadoff man with Griffey gone. CP's already set a few Red's Records for futility, let's see if he can give Mendoza a run for his money with a few hundred more ABs.


Dusty's daughter must not like Louisville.


If I'm taking it the right way that's a good joke. Not sure many others will get it.


I missed it the 1st time until you posted.

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If this is true, then it's hysterical while explaining a lot at the same time.

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Dusty gave his daughter 2 options:

Neifi or Corey.


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Gingerballs Lives! wrote:
Dusty gave his daughter 2 options:

Neifi or Corey.

Great first post.


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PriorPower wrote:
If this is true, then it's hysterical while explaining a lot at the same time.


Yep it sure would. Like why the former Cincy GM was ordered from above to sign Patterson to a contract for 3.5 million. A sum that C. Patt is hardly worth.

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Gingerballs Lives! wrote:
Dusty gave his daughter 2 options:

Neifi or Corey.

You only have one post and I already love you. Welcome.


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Dusty gave his daughter 2 options:

Neifi or Corey.

Way to come in with a bang with your first post.

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Thanks for all the nice comments.

Hopefully I'll have a few more left in me!


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Why doesn't Dusty have his own reality show yet?


It's called Reds baseball


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