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Re: Christmas

Postby rocket » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:46 pm

next thing you're gonna say is that you don't know "i want a hippopotamus for christmas"

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Re: Christmas

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Re: Christmas

Postby Derwood » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:36 pm

Somehow I get worse at wrapping presents every year.
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Re: Christmas

Postby Cubswin11 » Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:06 am


What an absolute treasure
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Re: Christmas

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Dec 22, 2017 5:03 am


his return is all I’ve asked Santa for this year and every year
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Postby Tim » Fri Dec 22, 2017 5:10 am

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:

his return is all I’ve asked Santa for this year and every year

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Postby Tim » Fri Dec 22, 2017 5:11 am

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Postby Tim » Fri Dec 22, 2017 5:11 am

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Postby Tim » Fri Dec 22, 2017 5:11 am

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Postby Tim » Fri Dec 22, 2017 5:11 am

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Re: Christmas

Postby Tim » Fri Dec 22, 2017 5:12 am

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Re: Christmas

Postby SouthSideRyan » Fri Dec 22, 2017 5:55 am

Free Da BUrMa?
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Re: Christmas

Postby soccer10k » Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:08 am

Can we get a week of the Bum? You can consider it a week of pillow gifts for the board.
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Re: Christmas

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:21 am

Tim hasn't gotten to the part of the story where the grinch stops being an horsefeathers
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Re: Christmas

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:09 pm

Plus Tim has a heart the size of a pig's head.
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Re: Christmas

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:18 pm


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Re: Christmas

Postby Banedon » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:36 am

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Re: Christmas

Postby CyHawk_Cub » Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:36 pm

Christmas gives me the warm tingles

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Re: Christmas

Postby Banedon » Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:27 pm

CyHawk_Cub wrote:Christmas gives me the warm tingles



Wrapping presents is the worst.
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Re: Christmas

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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Thu Dec 28, 2017 12:17 am

My sansui sd-5050 just ate my ImageBettles Revolver original recording. Muthafukka
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Re: Christmas

Postby David » Thu Dec 28, 2017 12:24 am

minnesotacubsfan wrote:My sansui sd-5050 just ate my ImageBettles Revolver original recording. Muthafukka

I really hope you got to a hospital for that stroke

Well horsefeathers you edited
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Re: Christmas

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Thu Dec 28, 2017 12:29 am

I'm so damn angry I could spit nails right now
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Re: Christmas

Postby biittner77 » Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:24 pm

Banedon wrote:
CyHawk_Cub wrote:Christmas gives me the warm tingles



Wrapping presents is the worst.


Wrapping presents is:
1 not difficult provided you can keep track of the damn tape and the god damned scissors
2 not really that much trouble
3 The least you can do
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Re: Christmas

Postby Banedon » Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:31 pm

biittner77 wrote:
Banedon wrote:
CyHawk_Cub wrote:Christmas gives me the warm tingles



Wrapping presents is the worst.


Wrapping presents is:
1 not difficult provided you can keep track of the damn tape and the god damned scissors
2 not really that much trouble
3 The least you can do


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