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Re: Christmas

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:53 pm

Hmmmm, I'll bet Sublime's got a horsefeathers, bro-tastic Xmas song or two under their belts (that they don't need because of the guts).
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Re: Christmas

Postby Banedon » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:54 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:an incredibly selfish egomaniac like me.


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Re: Christmas

Postby jersey cubs fan » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:08 pm

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Sammy Sofa wrote:Yeah, this season is glorious. Maybe it's because I'm only 4 years removed from being shackled by holiday retail working, and I don't have to deal with the nightmare of kids, but I horsefeathering love this time of year.

Having kids makes this season all that much better.


Not if you're an incredibly selfish egomaniac like me.

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Re: Christmas

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:30 am

Christmas is dumb, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise
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Re: Christmas

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:32 am

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:Christmas is dumb, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise


You're aligning yourself with CubbieBum.
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Re: Christmas

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:22 am

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
Ding Dong Johnson wrote:Christmas is dumb, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise


You're aligning yourself with CubbieBum.

come on now, jealousy does not become you
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Re: Christmas

Postby Cubswin11 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:25 am

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:Christmas is dumb, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise

Go enjoy your pillow gifts in a corner by yourself, numbnuts
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Re: Christmas

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:28 am

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
Ding Dong Johnson wrote:Christmas is dumb, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise


You're aligning yourself with CubbieBum.

I've been in Iowa this time of year. I know what he's feeling.
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Re: Christmas

Postby Brian707 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:12 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:.

Having kids makes this season all that much better.



I have a 21 month old and a 3 week old, obviously the 3 week old won't know what's going on. The older one hardly will, but I look forward to the next 5-10 years.
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Re: Christmas

Postby rocket » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:27 pm

buying presents for my 7 month old ruled, i can only imagine how fun it will be when i buy cool toys for him when he's older
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Re: Christmas

Postby biittner77 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:48 pm

My 2 older kids are teenagers but they're old enough to get a kick out of seeing how excited my youngest (he's 9) is getting. My oldest is 19 and last year was the first year that he went on his own and bought presents for all of us with his own money. I can't help feeling like this will be the most excited all of us have been for Christmas since the older 2 were little.
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Re: Christmas

Postby shnsajax » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:46 am

Brian707 wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:.

Having kids makes this season all that much better.



I have a 21 month old and a 3 week old, obviously the 3 week old won't know what's going on. The older one hardly will, but I look forward to the next 5-10 years.


With 3.5 year old twins and a 1.5 year old it fun outside of realizing you want to get rid of so much stuff before hand to make room for the new toys that will ultimately be left out and a mess around the entire house. And then you step on legos you can’t see in the middle of the night. Double edged sword.
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Re: Christmas

Postby SouthSideRyan » Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:35 am

jersey cubs fan wrote:
Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
Ding Dong Johnson wrote:Christmas is dumb, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise


You're aligning yourself with CubbieBum.

I've been in Iowa this time of year. I know what he's feeling.


I've been in Iowa during the summer too, but I don't see him talking how dumb that is.
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Re: Christmas

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:31 pm

Iowa is awesome in the summer
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Re: Christmas

Postby Tim » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:36 pm

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:Iowa is awesome in the summer

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Re: Christmas

Postby Banedon » Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:11 pm

I like Christmas and also can't wait until it's over.
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Re: Christmas

Postby jersey cubs fan » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:16 pm

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Re: Christmas

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:35 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:


I was so happy to see this drop.
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Re: Christmas

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:03 am

I love Christmas and New Years and the week in between because I usually take it off and relaaaaaaaaaaaaaax

but not this year. I'm working with horsefeathers.
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Re: Christmas

Postby jersey cubs fan » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:26 pm

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Re: Christmas

Postby 17 Seconds » Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:12 am

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biittner77 wrote:It's been a tradition here to rant about Christmas related things. I'm not sure which is more annoying, people taking offense to being wished a Merry Christmas or people asking why they can't wish people Merry Christmas or similar complaints.


Nobody gets offended by being wished a merry christmas. There is not and never has been a war on christmas. No piece of horsefeathers trump voter ever had their right to say merry christmas taken away.


Stop with this [expletive].


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Re: Christmas

Postby jersey cubs fan » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:21 pm

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Re: Christmas

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:47 pm

Dominick the Donkey is great, I heard it for the first time 2 years ago and it's quickly become a favorite.
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Re: Christmas

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:43 pm

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:Dominick the Donkey is great, I heard it for the first time 2 years ago and it's quickly become a favorite.


Yeah, I had never heard it until driving with my family, like, 3 year ago and we nearly drove off the damn road listening to this grown man making donkey sounds. It's fantastic.
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Re: Christmas

Postby SouthSideRyan » Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:55 pm

I'm surprised it's new(ish) to all of you.
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