Valentines Day

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Valentines Day

Postby biittner77 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:09 pm

horsefeathers this horsefeathering made up horsefeathering piece of horsefeathers of a fake holiday
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Re: Valentines Day

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:08 pm

would you be less angry if I said today is not valentines day, or did you find that out already
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Re: Valentines Day

Postby biittner77 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:48 pm

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:would you be less angry if I said today is not valentines day, or did you find that out already


Nope. The actual day is not really that much worse than the lead up to it.
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Re: Valentines Day

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:20 pm

valentines day is great, you eat good food, get drunk and have sex.
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Re: Valentines Day

Postby Derwood » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:28 pm

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:valentines day is great, you eat good food, get drunk and have sex.


Oh man, I’ve been doing it wrong all this time
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Re: Valentines Day

Postby Banedon » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:37 pm

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:valentines day is great, you eat good food, get drunk and have sex.


My only complaint about it is that it's on a specific date so it ends up in the middle of the week. Lets collectively change that so it's like 2nd Friday in February every year.
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Re: Valentines Day

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:10 pm

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:valentines day is great, you eat good food, get drunk and have sex.

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Re: Valentines Day

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:38 am

Banedon wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:valentines day is great, you eat good food, get drunk and have sex.


My only complaint about it is that it's on a specific date so it ends up in the middle of the week. Lets collectively change that so it's like 2nd Friday in February every year.


We've always celebrated the weekend before or after. Now that I have a daughter, we do some little thing on Valentines day (she wants me to make heart-shaped pizzas this year) and then ship her ass off to my mom's the next weekend and party down. It owns.

Before the baby was here we would go out with our couple friends and drink and bowl and play pool. I really dont get the hate, it's a fun holiday.
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Re: Valentines Day

Postby jersey cubs fan » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:10 am

Brandon is getting laid

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Re: Valentines Day

Postby SouthSideRyan » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:35 am

Derwood wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:valentines day is great, you eat good food, get drunk and have sex.


Oh man, I’ve been doing it wrong all this time


Have you been having sex and then getting drunk?
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Re: Valentines Day

Postby Butterscup » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:39 pm

Every year my wife and I go get burgers and then go bowling, usually the weekend before or after. We're doing this tomorrow. It's great.
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Re: Valentines Day

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:55 pm

SouthSideRyan wrote:
Derwood wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:valentines day is great, you eat good food, get drunk and have sex.


Oh man, I’ve been doing it wrong all this time


Have you been having sex and then getting drunk?


works either way really
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