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Re: random rants

Postby Banedon » Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:06 pm

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Careless wrote:Don't say horsefeathers like that when you have no horsefeathering clue what the kid's actual disability level is.


You're an awful horsefeathering person

That horsefeathers is giving false hope when he'd be better off saying nothing.


While we're on the subject, you'd have been better off saying nothing.
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Postby mul21 » Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:57 pm

Careless wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:
Careless wrote:Don't say horsefeathers like that when you have no horsefeathering clue what the kid's actual disability level is.


You're an awful horsefeathering person

That horsefeathers is giving false hope when he'd be better off saying nothing.


You literally have no damn idea what the hell you're talking about.
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Re: random rants

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Wed Mar 22, 2017 2:46 pm

Careless is Derwooding so hard he's probably getting fitted for jorts
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Re: random rants

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Mar 22, 2017 3:30 pm

Careless wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:
Careless wrote:Don't say horsefeathers like that when you have no horsefeathering clue what the kid's actual disability level is.


You're an awful horsefeathering person

That horsefeathers is giving false hope when he'd be better off saying nothing.


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Re: random rants

Postby Derwood » Wed Mar 22, 2017 3:58 pm

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:Careless is Derwooding so hard he's probably getting fitted for jorts


No, he's Carelessing. I wouldn't say that dumb horsefeathers
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Re: random rants

Postby weis21 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:59 am

so i listen to the local sports radio station here in greenville pretty regularly (there's only one "local" show, the rest is syndicated. i enjoy dan patrick and the david glenn show (though i think DG is only statewide). a couple small rants:

rant #1 - when jay mohr quit (fired?) they switched to colin cowherd. nope. not listening. i have no clue who would enjoy listening to that dick.

rant #2 - they only have like 7-8 commercials it seems so chances are every commercial break (there are a TON in sports radio) you'll hear several of the same every time. mostly this is fine. but this leads me to my real rant...

rant #3 - pepsi. honey, NOBODY "celebrates" with pepsi. for reference, the commercial goes "when you order pizza and the delivery guy throws in bread sticks at no charge?!?! (ps - this likely has never happened) OH YEAH, break out the PEPSI!!!" Nobody has ever celebrated by drinking a pepsi. It's not a thing. I don't think anyone was watching the cubs win the world series and was like "hell yeah! let me go grab a pepsi so I can REALLY enjoy this!"
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Re: random rants

Postby jersey cubs fan » Thu Mar 30, 2017 1:31 pm

You know what else? Snickers doesn't actually satisfy, and I'm not really lovin' McDonald's either.
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Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:10 pm

weis21 wrote:rant #3 - pepsi. honey, NOBODY "celebrates" with pepsi. for reference, the commercial goes "when you order pizza and the delivery guy throws in bread sticks at no charge?!?! (ps - this likely has never happened) OH YEAH, break out the PEPSI!!!" Nobody has ever celebrated by drinking a pepsi. It's not a thing. I don't think anyone was watching the cubs win the world series and was like "hell yeah! let me go grab a pepsi so I can REALLY enjoy this!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbE4SeyyWLg&t=1m20s
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Re: random rants

Postby weis21 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:33 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:You know what else? Snickers doesn't actually satisfy, and I'm not really lovin' McDonald's either.

yes yes. i know lots of these campaigns suck out loud. i'm sure part of it is just that i hear it at least half a dozen times a day (which is my fault). it just strikes me as a particularly weird angle - nobody "celebrates" by drinking a pepsi. if that's your celebration then you need some other kind of alternative vice because that's a boring ass celebration (not to mention coke is clearly the superior cola).
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Re: random rants

Postby Omar » Thu Mar 30, 2017 5:15 pm

weis21 wrote:I don't think anyone was watching the cubs win the world series and was like "hell yeah! let me go grab a pepsi so I can REALLY enjoy this!"


I did, because Pepsi™ is The Official Soft Drink of the Chicago Cubs.

Pepsi - Taste the difference.
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Re: random rants

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:16 pm

Omar wrote:Pepsi - Taste the difference.


*Headbutt*
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Re: random rants

Postby mul21 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:34 pm

Omar wrote:
weis21 wrote:I don't think anyone was watching the cubs win the world series and was like "hell yeah! let me go grab a pepsi so I can REALLY enjoy this!"


I did, because Pepsi™ is The Official Soft Drink of the Chicago Cubs.

Pepsi - Taste the difference.


This guy gets it!

Disclaimer: Pepsi may or may not supply my income.
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Re: random rants

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:59 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Omar wrote:Pepsi - Taste the difference.


*Headbutt*

more like pepsi tastes like butt
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Postby apete6 » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:02 pm

The Cardinals and their fans can still eat a bag of ass.
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Re: random rants

Postby Sammys Boombox » Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:46 pm

Every woman in my family (except my wife and mom thank goodness) get involved in every shopping/amazing product pyramid scheme imaginable. It's amazing none of them are rich yet.
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Re: random rants

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:28 am

my wife's cousin shills on facebook for his wife's It Works horsefeathers constantly, and it takes everything in me not to call them out on it
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Re: random rants

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:35 am

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:my wife's cousin shills on facebook for his wife's It Works horsefeathers constantly, and it takes everything in me not to call them out on it

but look at this random lady's gross legs that she wrapped
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Postby Derwood » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:51 am

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:my wife's cousin shills on facebook for his wife's It Works horsefeathers constantly, and it takes everything in me not to call them out on it


Sounds like SOMEONE needs a new shipment of Scentsy
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Re: random rants

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:01 am

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:my wife's cousin shills on facebook for his wife's It Works horsefeathers constantly, and it takes everything in me not to call them out on it

but look at this random lady's gross legs that she wrapped


look at this pic of stretch marks with the contrast cranked up! now look at it with good lighting and blurred!
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Re: random rants

Postby jersey cubs fan » Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:23 am

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:my wife's cousin shills on facebook for his wife's It Works horsefeathers constantly, and it takes everything in me not to call them out on it

Rodan + Fields is currently being sold from wives in 2 separate circles of friends and the Instagram photos are nasty.
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Re: random rants

Postby Banedon » Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:08 pm

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:my wife's cousin shills on facebook for his wife's It Works horsefeathers constantly, and it takes everything in me not to call them out on it


My sister in law used to do that for some makeup that her sister was selling. My other sister in law was doing Thirty One bags. Both predictably failed quickly and it went away.

I'd not even heard of It Works till now, tbh.
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Re: random rants

Postby Careless » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:00 am

I wonder if I'm the only one here who knows that "reactionary" doesn't mean what it's been used to mean just about ever on this site (maybe it has been in the history threads?). Keep towing those cows, you highly literate guys.
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Re: random rants

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:53 am

Keep horsefeathering that chicken, weirdo.
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Re: random rants

Postby Banedon » Mon Apr 17, 2017 12:35 pm

Careless wrote:I wonder if I'm the only one here who knows that "reactionary" doesn't mean what it's been used to mean just about ever on this site (maybe it has been in the history threads?). Keep towing those cows, you highly literate guys.


What is this even in reference to?

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Re: random rants

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:03 pm

There's a certain breed of grammaitcos, who love to slam their dicks between the musty, gilded pages of gigantic leatherbound dictionaries, who can't help getting their hackles up when they live through the usage/definition of a word changing. Technically, "reactionary" is a stupidly redundant word that only describes someone who is Right-wing, or yearning for the good ol' days of what they perceive as the status quo, or opposed to liberal ideas/politics/philosophies/etc.; simply describing someone as "conservative" makes much more sense and is FAR more relevant these days. The traditional definition would be like if the word "partisan" only applied to one side of the political spectrum; it's a dumb, archaic definition that is, again, completely redundant now.

Most people TODAY, however, use it in the sense of somebody being rash or angry or shortsighted in how they respond to something. I'm assuming the most recent thing here that sent him off was in the latest game thread when people were talking about Theo being reactionary, like whether or not he'd be flipping out/furious over the Cubs being swept by the Pirates at home.

Basically it's a super dumb rant that was just an excuse for him to try and sound like he's smarter than everyone else.
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