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Re: random rants

Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:23 pm

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big ball chunky time wrote:derwood dont be this guy


I'm not being anything. I was annoyed by some things that went on, but it had a happy ending.



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Re: random rants

Postby big ball chunky time » Wed Sep 09, 2020 8:54 pm

Derwood wrote:
big ball chunky time wrote:derwood dont be this guy


I'm not being anything. I was annoyed by some things that went on, but it had a happy ending.


you're being the bad little league dad that no one likes. well, you're being the bad little league mom. dads are supposed to be above this.
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Re: random rants

Postby Derwood » Wed Sep 09, 2020 9:13 pm

big ball chunky time wrote:
Derwood wrote:
big ball chunky time wrote:derwood dont be this guy


I'm not being anything. I was annoyed by some things that went on, but it had a happy ending.


you're being the bad little league dad that no one likes. well, you're being the bad little league mom. dads are supposed to be above this.


Nah, I’ve expressed none of this to other parents or any coaches. I’ve never complained to coaches about playing time or what position she plays. This forum is the only time I’ve ever ranted about it
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Re: random rants

Postby big ball chunky time » Wed Sep 09, 2020 9:27 pm

Derwood wrote:
big ball chunky time wrote:
Derwood wrote:
I'm not being anything. I was annoyed by some things that went on, but it had a happy ending.


you're being the bad little league dad that no one likes. well, you're being the bad little league mom. dads are supposed to be above this.


Nah, I’ve expressed none of this to other parents or any coaches. I’ve never complained to coaches about playing time or what position she plays. This forum is the only time I’ve ever ranted about it


sorry merely feeling these emotions still constitutes bad little league mom
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Re: random rants

Postby Derwood » Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:27 pm

big ball chunky time wrote:
Derwood wrote:
big ball chunky time wrote:
you're being the bad little league dad that no one likes. well, you're being the bad little league mom. dads are supposed to be above this.


Nah, I’ve expressed none of this to other parents or any coaches. I’ve never complained to coaches about playing time or what position she plays. This forum is the only time I’ve ever ranted about it


sorry merely feeling these emotions still constitutes bad little league mom



Oh, ok. Thanks for setting me straight. I’ll bookmark this thread to see how you feel about your daughter’s coaches 12 years from now
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Re: random rants

Postby big ball chunky time » Thu Sep 10, 2020 1:02 am

Derwood wrote:
big ball chunky time wrote:
Derwood wrote:
Nah, I’ve expressed none of this to other parents or any coaches. I’ve never complained to coaches about playing time or what position she plays. This forum is the only time I’ve ever ranted about it


sorry merely feeling these emotions still constitutes bad little league mom



Oh, ok. Thanks for setting me straight. I’ll bookmark this thread to see how you feel about your daughter’s coaches 12 years from now


Don’t argue with me
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Re: random rants

Postby Derwood » Thu Sep 10, 2020 1:28 am

big ball chunky time wrote:
Derwood wrote:
big ball chunky time wrote:
sorry merely feeling these emotions still constitutes bad little league mom



Oh, ok. Thanks for setting me straight. I’ll bookmark this thread to see how you feel about your daughter’s coaches 12 years from now


Don’t argue with me


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Re: random rants

Postby 17 Seconds » Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:00 am

haha you guys have kids
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Re: random rants

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:30 pm

i horsefeathering hate the people who live to celebrate their mourning of this anniversary
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Re: random rants

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:17 am

jersey cubs fan wrote:i horsefeathering hate the people who live to celebrate their mourning of this anniversary

Oh horsefeathers, I forgot!
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Re: random rants

Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Sat Sep 12, 2020 1:54 pm

So, a lot of strange shiz has been happening in the alley behind my house for the past year. Lots of flat tires. A windshield wiper ripped off. And a month ago, the passenger side window of my car smashed in (without anything stolen) and an...eccentrically violent sketch left under the tire next to said smashed window. So, I decided to get industrious and installed a security camera last weekend.

Cut to yesterday. I was out getting a sunburn in a beer garden with a friend that afternoon, but within 20 minutes of getting home, a handyman rang on the door bell. He asks about the security camera in the alley, because someone stole his tools. I ask when they disappeared, and then I get to work. Guy on a bike with a large backpack rides by at 3:49 and leaves the way he came. He comes back at 3:54 with a lady on a bike, who is clearly acting as lookout. At 4:13, a third person (who came from the north and I hadn't seen in any footage) takes off with a tool box on foot, and is followed by the bike guy moments later. At 4:15, the lookout lady leaves with some kind of rolling luggage, and then at 4:16, the handyman emerges looking at his phone, and seems to be upset before he should know that anything was stolen. He checks out some bushes at 4:20 hoping that his stuff was there, I suppose.

Long story short: 9/11 was an inside job.
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Re: random rants

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Sep 12, 2020 2:05 pm

JudasIscariotTheBird wrote:eccentrically violent sketch


All of those words and no pic?
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Re: random rants

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Re: random rants

Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Sat Sep 12, 2020 2:21 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
JudasIscariotTheBird wrote:eccentrically violent sketch


All of those words and no pic?

I actually gave it to the fuzz when I filed a report. I did later find another note with the same handwriting. I'll try and post that later, but largely I just wanted to deliver the punchline.
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Re: random rants

Postby jersey cubs fan » Sun Sep 13, 2020 2:07 am

JudasIscariotTheBird wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:
JudasIscariotTheBird wrote:eccentrically violent sketch


All of those words and no pic?

I actually gave it to the fuzz when I filed a report. I did later find another note with the same handwriting. I'll try and post that later, but largely I just wanted to deliver the punchline.

There was a punchline?
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Re: random rants

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Sun Sep 13, 2020 2:32 am

jersey cubs fan wrote:
JudasIscariotTheBird wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:
All of those words and no pic?

I actually gave it to the fuzz when I filed a report. I did later find another note with the same handwriting. I'll try and post that later, but largely I just wanted to deliver the punchline.

There was a punchline?

Happy to hear I'm not the only one.
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Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Sun Sep 13, 2020 4:22 pm

WrigleyField 22 wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:
JudasIscariotTheBird wrote:I actually gave it to the fuzz when I filed a report. I did later find another note with the same handwriting. I'll try and post that later, but largely I just wanted to deliver the punchline.

There was a punchline?

Happy to hear I'm not the only one.

Guess I need a better audience. More bar stooly.
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Re: random rants

Postby stitchface » Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:51 pm

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Re: random rants

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:22 pm

stitchface wrote:smoke


its all the way up here. thanks a lot Oregon and California
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Re: random rants

Postby stitchface » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:22 pm

minnesotacubsfan wrote:
stitchface wrote:smoke


its all the way up here. thanks a lot Oregon and California


don't forget washington.
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Re: random rants

Postby jersey cubs fan » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:34 pm

now I feel bad for smoking a chicken today
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Re: random rants

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:42 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:now I feel bad for smoking a chicken today

What color is the sky?
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Re: random rants

Postby jersey cubs fan » Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:20 am

WrigleyField 22 wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:now I feel bad for smoking a chicken today

What color is the sky?

Blue at the time of inquiry, black with an orangish hue now.
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Re: random rants

Postby stitchface » Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:17 am

jersey cubs fan wrote:now I feel bad for smoking a chicken today



Don't feel bad, I can see a star! Starlight starbright, first star I see this month . . .



oh, shoot, actually, that's Jupiter.
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Re: random rants

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:53 pm

stitchface wrote:
minnesotacubsfan wrote:
stitchface wrote:smoke


its all the way up here. thanks a lot Oregon and California


don't forget washington.


where I'm at the smoke isn't from WA State. but yea, absolutely us too
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