Bathroom Nightmares

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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby David » Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:11 am

Derwood wrote:We have two restrooms in my building, one upstairs in the lobby, and one downstairs by my office. For some reason, the one by my office has no door on the stall, so if you walk in and someone is popping a squat, you just see them as you walk in. It's so insanely awkward that I walk all the way upstairs every time I need to poop just to avoid that weird stall


what the hell kind of horsefeathers is this...there's no lock on the door and no door between the door and the toilet?!
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Derwood » Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:18 am

David wrote:
Derwood wrote:We have two restrooms in my building, one upstairs in the lobby, and one downstairs by my office. For some reason, the one by my office has no door on the stall, so if you walk in and someone is popping a squat, you just see them as you walk in. It's so insanely awkward that I walk all the way upstairs every time I need to poop just to avoid that weird stall


what the hell kind of horsefeathers is this...there's no lock on the door and no door between the door and the toilet?!


It's one sink, one urinal, and one stall. There is no lock on the door
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby David » Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:22 am

Derwood wrote:
David wrote:
Derwood wrote:We have two restrooms in my building, one upstairs in the lobby, and one downstairs by my office. For some reason, the one by my office has no door on the stall, so if you walk in and someone is popping a squat, you just see them as you walk in. It's so insanely awkward that I walk all the way upstairs every time I need to poop just to avoid that weird stall


what the hell kind of horsefeathers is this...there's no lock on the door and no door between the door and the toilet?!


It's one sink, one urinal, and one stall. There is no lock on the door



That doorknob needs to be changed. That is insanity.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Derwood » Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:41 am

David wrote:
Derwood wrote:
David wrote:
what the hell kind of horsefeathers is this...there's no lock on the door and no door between the door and the toilet?!


It's one sink, one urinal, and one stall. There is no lock on the door



That doorknob needs to be changed. That is insanity.


It's a weird building. From the hallway, you enter a small locker room-ish room (a few benches along the walls) and then the another door connects to the bathroom.

I don't get why they don't just hang a flipping door though
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:11 am

Big coke problem.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:19 am

I’d call the police. or the local news at least
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:23 am

From the toilet.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:17 am

Sammy Sofa wrote:From the toilet.

as I’m yelling “hey derwood, come look at this really awesome thing in the bathroom. I promise I’m not pooping this time”
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby BigbadB » Wed May 09, 2018 5:24 pm

This dude is losing a $147K job because of his pooping habits. WOW!
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