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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:24 pm

mul21 wrote:
Pushfrog98 wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Here, you can get this one instead and pretend like you're an alien who finally has some alone time with the probe machine:

https://www.amazon.com/BOSS-BIDET-Mini-Guarantee-Retractable/dp/B06W579TYY/ref=lp_14308155011_1_4?srs=14308155011&ie=UTF8&qid=1539525792&sr=8-4

Also: I think that a Venn diagram of those making excuses against the minor miracle of bidet technology and the type of monsters who stand to wipe would be almost a perfect circle.

The physics of how this is even accomplished boggles my mind.


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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Derwood » Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:17 am

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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby weis21 » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:02 am

Derwood wrote:Image

Huh. Never pictured mojo as a ginger.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:14 am

This is more like it:

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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby javy knows my name » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:19 am

Sammy Sofa wrote:This is more like it:



Bidet!? Don't mind if I buh-do!
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Derwood » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:15 pm

Took the dogs to the vet this morning, and on the way back, one of them took a dump on the back seat and then stepped in it and tracked all over the back of my car. Scrubbing dog poop out of my upholstery was not how I planned on starting my day
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Thunderbolt_47 » Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:48 am

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I never got the appeal of these, the feeling they give is horrible. I mean, some people may like it, I don't.
Anyway, when the wife and I left the kitchen for 5 minutes yesterday, the cat managed to eat both sardines in oil and condensed milk in that timeframe. The thing is that we then went to work, and came back in the evening.
It didn't end well, neither for the cat, nor for the rug, nor for some patches of the cat's hair we had to cut because the ... result had dried there. Fun times.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:12 pm

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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Banedon » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:44 pm

Thunderbolt_47 wrote:I never got the appeal of these, the feeling they give is horrible. I mean, some people may like it, I don't.


So, your argument is that a water spray feels worse than rubbing dry paper over it?
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Thunderbolt_47 » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:13 pm

Banedon wrote:So, your argument is that a water spray feels worse than rubbing dry paper over it?


Well, quality paper does beat getting splashed there, especially by cold water.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Splendid Splinter » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:19 pm

Banedon wrote:
Thunderbolt_47 wrote:I never got the appeal of these, the feeling they give is horrible. I mean, some people may like it, I don't.


So, your argument is that a water spray feels worse than rubbing dry paper over it?


Baby/toilet wipes is the solution.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:31 pm

Splendid Splinter wrote:
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Thunderbolt_47 wrote:I never got the appeal of these, the feeling they give is horrible. I mean, some people may like it, I don't.


So, your argument is that a water spray feels worse than rubbing dry paper over it?


Baby/toilet wipes is the solution.
those are horrible for the sewer system and people really need to use them less often.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:06 pm

Thunderbolt_47 wrote:
Banedon wrote:So, your argument is that a water spray feels worse than rubbing dry paper over it?


Well, quality paper does beat getting splashed there, especially by cold water.


Only a paper using savage would settle for a bidet without a warm water option.

Quit making excuses for having a dirty ass.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:17 pm

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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:13 pm

at first, I was wondering why you would post that here. Now, having watched it, I regret wondering
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby jersey cubs fan » Mon Mar 18, 2019 8:43 pm

related?
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby cl smooth » Tue Mar 19, 2019 12:41 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:https://twitter.com/grimiestt/status/1107607366894264320


hilarious yet disgusting.

also: that twitter account's feed is definitely NSFW.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:02 pm

So for two days running, in one of the stalls in the bathroom here, I keep finding a bizarre scene. There's a ton of shredded toilet paper on the floor, like a cat messing with a roll. But then there's also always 3-4 neatly folded or rolled strips of TP tucked between the railing along the side of the wall and the toilet paper dispenser.

It's definitely two seperate setups, since the cleaning crew comes through before I leave in the evening, so it's this bizarre contrast of toilet paper savaging and OCD TP prep.

This is clearly a serial killer, right?
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed May 29, 2019 10:47 pm

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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Wed May 29, 2019 11:05 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1133795342707773440

Uuuhh why did you post that... Again.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed May 29, 2019 11:59 pm

She should definitely actually cheat on him now.

Also: this is totally his fetish.
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Re: Bathroom Nightmares

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Jun 27, 2019 1:39 pm

This thread has ultimately been all about leading up to this moment:

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