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Re: World Series Swag Thread

Postby Old Style » Fri May 18, 2018 2:26 pm

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Did he recommend Binny's Beverage Depot for all of your beverage needs?

There are SO many ad reads during games now. It's hard to believe Pat can broadcast the game sometimes between shilling Binny's, Benjamin Moore, Office Revolution, etc.


I wanted to make a joke about how Pat should move his scorecard business out to the office park in the suburbs, but I couldn't remember which suburb it is (Bethel Park? Melrose Park?)

Is Pat Italian? If not, it couldn't be Melrose Park.
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Re: World Series Swag Thread

Postby David » Fri May 18, 2018 2:42 pm

i love that even pat's oddly/overly descriptive uniform descriptions are even sponsored
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Re: World Series Swag Thread

Postby Brian707 » Fri May 18, 2018 3:06 pm

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watched this one last night. jumped into my top 5 seinfeld episodes.



Same here, besides the big ball of oil here are some other innovations from Kramerica Industries throughout the show's history:

Ketchup & Mustard in the same bottle.
A restaurant that only serves peanut butter & jelly sandwiches
Calvin Klein cologne: The Beach
Coffee table book about coffee tables
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Re: World Series Swag Thread

Postby gobigred » Sun May 27, 2018 2:01 am

anyone order a framed scorecard and actually receive it? I ordered mine in late April and still nothing
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Sun May 27, 2018 2:06 am

Not yet. When I got the message about it shipping, that was the Sunday before last, and Pat said a lot of them were taking a good 10-12 business days to show up.
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Postby Brian707 » Sun May 27, 2018 5:47 pm

Is Pat using the pony express for shipping?
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Postby d_money » Sun May 27, 2018 6:41 pm

gobigred wrote:anyone order a framed scorecard and actually receive it? I ordered mine in late April and still nothing

I did a while ago via eBay and received confirmation it was shipped and never got it. Notified the shipper and he said I’d have it within a couple of days. Never got it. I then reported the guy.

Would love to have one, just never found a reputable seller.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 31, 2018 10:12 pm

[expletive], when is this ever going to show up. I'm looking like a bum not having gotten my dad a birthday/retirement gift.
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Re: World Series Swag Thread

Postby gobigred » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:00 pm

anyone get their framed card yet? I have not although I was assured by Pat via email I was at the top of the list
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Re: World Series Swag Thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:31 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

I called my close, personal friend Pat Hughes on Sunday night and left a message asking what's up. This is ridiculous.
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Postby Brian707 » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:49 pm

I went the cheap route and just ordered the scorecard only and bought the frames myself. All ready to go for Sunday
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Postby mul21 » Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:16 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

I called my close, personal friend Pat Hughes on Sunday night and left a message asking what's up. This is ridiculous.


You should ask him how long it will take to get the Capitals puck set he's advertising now when you get in touch with him.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:25 pm

mul21 wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

I called my close, personal friend Pat Hughes on Sunday night and left a message asking what's up. This is ridiculous.


You should ask him how long it will take to get the Capitals puck set he's advertising now when you get in touch with him.


Pat's move when this whole house of cards comes crashing down:

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Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:35 pm

In this upside-down world you start to think that nothing can surprise you, and then you see indicators that Pat Hughes is running a scam from a geocities website.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:45 pm

It really is a Jukt Micronics nightmare he's got going there.
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Postby Derwood » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:51 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:It really is a Jukt Micronics nightmare he's got going there.


I can't for the life of me figure out why he hasn't hired a few part-timers to help with this endeavor
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:04 pm

Derwood wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:It really is a Jukt Micronics nightmare he's got going there.


I can't for the life of me figure out why he hasn't hired a few part-timers to help with this endeavor


Pat Hughes is all about MAXIMIZING PROFIT, BABY.
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Re: World Series Swag Thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:25 pm

No word from Pat while the Cubs were back in Chicago, and still no sign of the damn scorecard. I think Pat's gone from Kramer to Bob Sacamano.
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Postby Brian707 » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:23 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:No word from Pat while the Cubs were back in Chicago, and still no sign of the damn scorecard. I think Pat's gone from Kramer to Bob Sacamano.



He might have gone into the movie bootlegging business with Brody

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Re: World Series Swag Thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:22 pm

Oh, horsefeathers; maybe he's trying to sell these things out of his garage and he could go all Lloyd Braun on us at any second.
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