lol at him adding new scorecards into this scam.
Here's Pat talking to Coomer before the game today:
"Sammy Sofa," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Sammy's mail is getting sent back to me. Sammy Sofa! Sammy Sofa! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Sammy Sofa! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's [expletive] hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Sammy's office and what do I find out, Coom? What do I find out?! There is no Sammy Sofa. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh horsefeathers, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Sammy Sofa? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Sammy!