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Postby javy knows my name » Wed May 17, 2017 8:07 pm

I wish I could like bd's post 800 times
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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Wed May 17, 2017 8:19 pm

bd811 wrote:S. Sofa: sometimes funny.

and always has a problem with white guys
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Andy » Wed May 17, 2017 8:28 pm

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Sammy Sofa wrote:They should have asked him how many extra drifters he killed after getting the news about the call-up.


I'm sorry but I'm lost...Are you trying to make a joke about how he looks like a serial killer or something? Honestly, you make some of the weirdest posts on here. They're funny sometimes (I guess)...

In Sofa's defense, I saw his postgame interview last night and can totally get why anyone might get a serial-killer vibe from him. He's a robot.
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Postby woodchip2153 » Wed May 17, 2017 8:32 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
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Sammy Sofa wrote:They should have asked him how many extra drifters he killed after getting the news about the call-up.


I'm sorry but I'm lost...Are you trying to make a joke about how he looks like a serial killer or something? Honestly, you make some of the weirdest posts on here. They're funny sometimes (I guess)...


*Apathetic grunt*

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Is that dried blood on his neck?
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed May 17, 2017 8:56 pm

You know it.

Look, I gave us tinyface, then I gave us Seal Boy...this is just going to happen.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby David » Wed May 17, 2017 8:57 pm

you also gave us the incredibly off base "piss break"

but yeah more hits than misses
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby UMFan83 » Wed May 17, 2017 9:01 pm

woodchip2153 wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:
Regular Show wrote:
I'm sorry but I'm lost...Are you trying to make a joke about how he looks like a serial killer or something? Honestly, you make some of the weirdest posts on here. They're funny sometimes (I guess)...


*Apathetic grunt*

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Is that dried blood on his neck?


Nah, that was just watery Cincinnati chili that dribbled down his neck
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed May 17, 2017 11:01 pm

David wrote:you also gave us the incredibly off base "piss break"

but yeah more hits than misses


Incorrect; I never tried to get people to call him that. My track record is flawless.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed May 17, 2017 11:02 pm

Banedon wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:How is "funny sometimes (I guess)..." not already my new status?


Because they're broken and can't be changed at this point to anything that's not already created in the system.


Just like how I can only have a sig of mine show up in the baseball threads.

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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby PosterToBeNamedLater » Wed May 17, 2017 11:07 pm

David wrote:you also gave us the incredibly off base "piss break"

but yeah more hits than misses

He hits sometimes (I guess)
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby David » Wed May 17, 2017 11:09 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Banedon wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:How is "funny sometimes (I guess)..." not already my new status?


Because they're broken and can't be changed at this point to anything that's not already created in the system.


Just like how I can only have a sig of mine show up in the baseball threads.

WHAT ARE WE (NOT) PAYING FOR.


and that reminds me i haven't donated in a while so i donated
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Postby Duke Silver » Wed May 17, 2017 11:12 pm

Theo: "If you want to stay up with us, someone's gonna have to go on the bereavement list, Ian."
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Postby Regular Show » Thu May 18, 2017 12:46 am

Well, I guess a lot of you guys think he's a creep and/or a serial killer lol.

I just think he's boring and doesn't smile very often. I think we've employed way creepier looking players like J. Taveras way, way back in the day...

If anyone is a serial killer on this team it's J. Lackey. Not even close IMO
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 18, 2017 12:55 am

"I appreciate the words of support, unless you're a great big fat person, uuuuhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Stannis » Thu May 18, 2017 8:22 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:They should have asked him how many extra drifters he killed after getting the news about the call-up.


I think you're confused, drifters don't get killed, they do the killing.

Now, hobos are the ones who sometimes get killed, but only the singing ones, never the stabbing ones.

I'd say that Happ is more of a Charles Starkweather type of guy. the only time he can feel truly alive inside is when he's taking life from another person.

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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby 17 Seconds » Thu May 18, 2017 8:34 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:You know it.

Look, I gave us tinyface, then I gave us Seal Boy...this is just going to happen.


i called him a sociopath first, dick
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 18, 2017 8:45 pm

Ian Happ is SO crazy that when he murders a ball he REALLY murders a ball.
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Postby Stannis » Thu May 18, 2017 8:48 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Ian Happ is SO crazy that when he murders a ball he REALLY murders a ball.


and he feels nothing but excitement.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Bull » Thu May 18, 2017 9:51 pm

I'm really beginning to think he (Happ) survives the activation of Heyward. But I don't think replacing Tommy LaSeala provides enough playing time. Any chance Almora (doghouse?) gets sent down?
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Postby Tryptamine » Thu May 18, 2017 11:18 pm

Regular Show wrote:Well, I guess a lot of you guys think he's a creep and/or a serial killer lol.

I just think he's boring and doesn't smile very often. I think we've employed way creepier looking players like J. Taveras way, way back in the day...

If anyone is a serial killer on this team it's J. Lackey. Not even close IMO


For me, Ted Lilly was always the guy where if someone found a head in his freezer I wouldn't have been at all surprised.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Duke Silver » Thu May 18, 2017 11:27 pm

I still don't know what to think. I never thought he'd have a serious role on this team, barring injury. So I'm not sure how to proceed. But I'm afraid he will strike out too much to be too much of an asset, if he's mainly playing a corner outfield spot.
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Postby SouthSideRyan » Fri May 19, 2017 3:23 am

Bull wrote:I'm really beginning to think he (Happ) survives the activation of Heyward. But I don't think replacing Tommy LaSeala provides enough playing time. Any chance Almora (doghouse?) gets sent down?


Schwarber seems like a very real possibility.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby David » Fri May 19, 2017 4:13 am

SouthSideRyan wrote:
Bull wrote:I'm really beginning to think he (Happ) survives the activation of Heyward. But I don't think replacing Tommy LaSeala provides enough playing time. Any chance Almora (doghouse?) gets sent down?


Schwarber seems like a very real possibility.

Can't tell if you're serious or not, so don't mind this if you're not

Theo could barely physically contain how badly he wanted to scoff at a reporter who asked whether they'd thought about that like two days ago and mentioned how badly he'd been destroying balls lately and how good his PAs have been. Maddon has been saying the same stuff and all he did since was crush more balls in the past few days.
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Postby SouthSideRyan » Fri May 19, 2017 4:15 am

David wrote:
SouthSideRyan wrote:
Bull wrote:I'm really beginning to think he (Happ) survives the activation of Heyward. But I don't think replacing Tommy LaSeala provides enough playing time. Any chance Almora (doghouse?) gets sent down?


Schwarber seems like a very real possibility.

Can't tell if you're serious or not, so don't mind this if you're not

Theo could barely physically contain how badly he wanted to scoff at a reporter who asked whether they'd thought about that like two days ago and mentioned how badly he'd been destroying balls lately and how good his PAs have been. Maddon has been saying the same stuff and all he did since was crush more balls in the past few days.


And amble around the OF like a wounded alpaca.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri May 19, 2017 4:16 am

SouthSideRyan wrote:
David wrote:
SouthSideRyan wrote:
Schwarber seems like a very real possibility.

Can't tell if you're serious or not, so don't mind this if you're not

Theo could barely physically contain how badly he wanted to scoff at a reporter who asked whether they'd thought about that like two days ago and mentioned how badly he'd been destroying balls lately and how good his PAs have been. Maddon has been saying the same stuff and all he did since was crush more balls in the past few days.


And amble around the OF like a wounded alpaca.

be careful - some people think he's actually good out there
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