It's HAPPening!

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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Proven Veteran » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:28 am

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:his smile may be more terrifying

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They'll never find the bodies.










Because I ate them.
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Postby The_Achiever » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:40 am

Sammy Sofa wrote:What do you think he's thinking about?

"Meat."


It's 100% dead bodies.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby weis21 » Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:29 am

I wish so much for the day when he poses for a pic with Ted Lilly
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Derwood » Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:43 am

"Hey, Ian! It's a cowboy themed event! Dress up!"

*puts on jeans and a henley from The Gap*
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby jersey cubs fan » Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:22 pm

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:his smile may be more terrifying

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you want a terrifying smile?

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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby sneakypower » Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:28 pm

Duke Silver wrote:Image

oh hey that's Dexter's kill shirt
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Postby big ball chunky time » Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:31 pm

sneakypower wrote:
Duke Silver wrote:Image

oh hey that's Dexter's kill shirt


hahahha holy horsefeathers
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:31 pm

Duke Silver wrote:Image


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Postby 17 Seconds » Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:29 am

Duke Silver wrote:Image


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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:34 am

Hahahahahahahah! Perfect.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Burt Macklin, FBI » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:06 pm

Happ in July: .283/.345/.547 with a 8.6% BB% and a 19.0% K% for a 129 wRC+.

Importantly, this seems to be a real set of adjustments and not just a hot streak. O-swing% (highly negatively correlated with BB%) is trending down:

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And Contact% (highly negatively correlated with K%) is trending up:

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If he can continue to make these adjustments he could turn into a really special hitter.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Banedon » Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:46 pm

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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:01 pm

If Baez can make this soulless creep smile like that, then he truly is El Mago.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby UMFan83 » Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:14 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:If Baez can make this soulless creep smile like that, then he truly is El Mago.


Side note - I'm mad that Happ is doing this "interview after HR thing" because it hurts the image I have of Happ being a soulless serial killer
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby d_money » Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:41 pm

UMFan83 wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:If Baez can make this soulless creep smile like that, then he truly is El Mago.


Side note - I'm mad that Happ is doing this "interview after HR thing" because it hurts the image I have of Happ being a soulless serial killer

Now that you say it, the resemblance to Jeffrey Dahmer is striking.


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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:18 pm

UMFan83 wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:If Baez can make this soulless creep smile like that, then he truly is El Mago.


Side note - I'm mad that Happ is doing this "interview after HR thing" because it hurts the image I have of Happ being a soulless serial killer


I've justified it in that one day he will slaughter everyone he interviews, and then the footage of him doing the interviews will be his hideous trophies.

Also: the moment with Baez can be seen as sinister if you look at his smile as being something like this:

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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby philosophizer75 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:27 am

I'm starting to really like Happ. Dude is good af.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:08 pm

it's terrifying

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Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:23 pm

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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:29 pm

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:it's terrifying

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Why did you post a picture from the ending of Sleepaway Camp in the Happ thread?
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby TommyBoy » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:31 pm

Now put him in the lineup over Jay.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:40 pm

You misspelled "Zobrist."
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Jaxbro » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:52 pm

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:it's terrifying

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It just looks so unnatural
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby Hunter » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:56 pm

Jaxbro wrote:
Ding Dong Johnson wrote:it's terrifying

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It just looks so unnatural


The hat looks like someone photoshopped it on.
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Re: It's HAPPening!

Postby David » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:58 pm

it's in pure mcgriff mode
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