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Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:41 pm

Since people like complaining about there not being a Willson Contreras thread instead of starting a Willson Contreras thread, here is a thread to discuss all things Willson Contreras.

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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby UMFan83 » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:45 pm

I think he's just swell
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby philosophizer75 » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:49 pm

I think he's our best player.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:53 pm

I picked him as my random dark horse candidate to emerge as the leader of this team (whatever such a nebulous thing even means) as time went on, and I seem to recall several people scoffing and saying they saw Schwarber ending up being that dude.

WELL, WHO'S SCOFFING NOW.

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Clearly this is a thing that matters.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Banedon » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:59 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:I picked him as my random dark horse candidate to emerge as the leader of this team (whatever such a nebulous thing even means) as time went on, and I seem to recall several people scoffing and saying they saw Schwarber ending up being that dude.


Link please.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:59 pm

He didn't get his contact up over 60% until 4/26. Since then he's been at 74%.

Since he adjusted his leg kick he's become something like prime Cabrera with a much closer to Iowa Willy K rate of 17%. It doesn't make a lot of sense for this guy to post K rates of 24ish after being at 11 and 13 his last 2 years in the minors, so I'm thinking he will settle in below 20 and thrive in this juiced era or whatever you wanna call it. He's gonna find a lot of barrels.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Banedon » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:04 pm

Willson gets NL Player of the Week.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:07 pm

Banedon wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:I picked him as my random dark horse candidate to emerge as the leader of this team (whatever such a nebulous thing even means) as time went on, and I seem to recall several people scoffing and saying they saw Schwarber ending up being that dude.


Link please.


I want to say it was a playoff game thread....I think?
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:13 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Banedon wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:I picked him as my random dark horse candidate to emerge as the leader of this team (whatever such a nebulous thing even means) as time went on, and I seem to recall several people scoffing and saying they saw Schwarber ending up being that dude.


Link please.


I want to say it was a playoff game thread....I think?


Hahah! Turns out I was only [expletive] on a Montero quote:

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=311&p=123198&hilit=willson+schwarber+leader#p123191

Still...NAILED IT.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:15 pm

Far more shocking is gr talking up a player earning Ross' respect:

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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby woodchip2153 » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:29 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Far more shocking is gr talking up a player earning Ross' respect:

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=311&p=123198&hilit=willson+schwarber+leader#p123208


So Ross has been the killer this whole time. GR found out and tried to warn us but we wouldn't lesson?
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:39 pm

Maybe gr didn't have a choice when he suddenly vanished...

(Apologies if you are really dead, gr)
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Enn Tea » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:46 pm

Willson is awesome, lets give him his contract extension this offseason.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby sneakypower » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:48 pm

career, as C: 134 G, 507 PA, 29 HR, 90 RBI, .292/.356/.542, 5.2 fWAR
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby The_Achiever » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:52 pm

Hopefully ole' Jimbo is getting a WS ring for acquiring a young Javy and young Willson. They are the most fun ballplayers.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby WoodRules » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:58 pm

Not only is he crushing the ball, it seems to me, and I have no stats to back this up, that he has gotten a lot better behind the plate. Not as many passed balls as earlier in the year.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Banedon » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:07 pm

WoodRules wrote:Not only is he crushing the ball, it seems to me, and I have no stats to back this up, that he has gotten a lot better behind the plate. Not as many passed balls as earlier in the year.


I feel like he's always been good at blocking. Framing is where he's been less good.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby CyHawk_Cub » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:31 pm

He's a'ight.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby weis21 » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:39 pm

This thread title is way too mean
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:58 pm

I theorize addison russell having his own thread is what led to his demise so let’s hope you did not turn willson into a lazy jackoff
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Duke Silver » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:26 pm

There's so much to like about Willson, too. The energy and passion. The big arm. The bombs he's hitting. The bat flips. It's just a very exciting style of baseball that he plays. Even though it scares the hell out of me every time, even his 120 mph throws to first on dropped third strikes are amazing.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:30 pm

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:I theorize addison russell having his own thread is what led to his demise so let’s hope you did not turn willson into a lazy jackoff


Nah, he's in good hands here...

Just ignore that I started the Schwarber thread, too.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby WoodRules » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:40 pm

Banedon wrote:
WoodRules wrote:Not only is he crushing the ball, it seems to me, and I have no stats to back this up, that he has gotten a lot better behind the plate. Not as many passed balls as earlier in the year.


I feel like he's always been good at blocking. Framing is where he's been less good.


Yeah, I just checked and he only has 6 passed balls this year. I'm not sure what altered my perception. He is a stud.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby UK » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:43 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Ding Dong Johnson wrote:I theorize addison russell having his own thread is what led to his demise so let’s hope you did not turn willson into a lazy jackoff


Nah, he's in good hands here...

Just ignore that I started the Schwarber thread, too.


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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Duke Silver » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:58 pm

Getting real meatbally here...

But, I felt like the social media usage of Miggy and Willson in the off-season told me a lot. Basically every post from Miggy was of him playing golf. And every post from Willson was of him working out or taking swings. Now it could be inauthentic and just for show. And posting work-out videos is rather shallow, so I'm not going to get super meatbally and complain about someone not posting work-out videos. But... I do like the fact that Willson cares so deeply about baseball and making himself a better player.

I know it's meatbally, and I won't defend it.
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