Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:14 pm

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Ding Dong Johnson wrote:I theorize addison russell having his own thread is what led to his demise so let’s hope you did not turn willson into a lazy jackoff


Nah, he's in good hands here...

Just ignore that I started the Schwarber thread, too.


If he Rick Wilkins' the rest of his career after this thread, may your virginity remain intact.


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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby 17 Seconds » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:49 pm

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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Post Count Padder » Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:07 pm

Oh good you start this thread and he goes 0-for-5.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby champaignchris » Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:21 pm

Can we please address the elephant in the room here?

Willson has two 'L's in his name and Welington Castillo only has one.

What is being done by the League and the Federal government to correctly apportion 'L's among MLB catchers?
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby jersey cubs fan » Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:22 pm

champaignchris wrote:Can we please address the elephant in the room here?

Willson has two 'L's in his name and Welington Castillo only has one.

What is being done by the League and the Federal government to correctly apportion 'L's among MLB catchers?


W/L record for catchers is stupid.
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:51 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Since people like complaining about there not being a Willson Contreras thread instead of starting a Willson Contreras thread, here is a thread to discuss all things Willson Contreras.

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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:09 pm

I'll say it how I wanna say it, jerkoff.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Cubswin11 » Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:21 pm

Remember last year when everyone was creaming themselves over Gary Sanchez being the next great catcher and paying no attention to Willson? Yeah Girardi's pretty much benched him since he's Miguel Montero 2.0 behind the plate
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Duke Silver » Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:52 pm

Welcome to the club, Sofa. We have t-shirts. You're one of us now.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 3:06 am

I wasn't too lazy to make this thread. I was looking for a fall guy and Sofa took the bait.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby weis21 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:16 am

just take off "You Lazy Jackoffs" and i bet it fixes him
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:04 pm

But that's the best part.

Besides, west coast games don't count because they're at such an ungodly hour.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby weis21 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:42 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:But that's the best part.

Besides, west coast games don't count because they're at such an ungodly hour.


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Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:20 pm

good job, good effort
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby philosophizer75 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:24 pm

Close the thread. Ban all involved.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:31 pm

I will not take the fall for the very real Hazleton Curse.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Cubswin11 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:32 pm

Go eat you horsefeathering pretzel bread in the corner by yourself, Sofa. You horsefeathering monster
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:36 pm

I may have spared him having to wallow in the disappointing slog of the rest of the season. In a way, I'm the greatest hero of them all.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby philosophizer75 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:37 pm

horsefeathering, ughnnn my heart just dropped in a way I haven't felt since the rajai davis home run and/or schwarber's knee last year.

I know it just looked like a tweaked hammy, but that's our dude! :( :( :(
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Duke Silver » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:37 pm

lol... finally off the hook.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:21 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:I'll say it how I wanna say it, jerkoff.


If you would have said jagoff, god would have understood. Instead you broke him.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:33 pm

NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE OUT WITH JASON GOFF.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby philosophizer75 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:34 pm

CAN WE COMPROMISE AND SWITCH IT TO JAGWEED FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY?
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