Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:36 pm

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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:18 am

Such little effort, such bad timing
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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby soccer10k » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:33 am

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Ding Dong Johnson wrote:I theorize addison russell having his own thread is what led to his demise so let’s hope you did not turn willson into a lazy jackoff


Nah, he's in good hands here...

Just ignore that I started the Schwarber thread, too.


So Mojo is banned from starting any more player threads.
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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby WoodRules » Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:58 pm

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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby Duke Silver » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:22 pm

soccer10k wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:
Ding Dong Johnson wrote:I theorize addison russell having his own thread is what led to his demise so let’s hope you did not turn willson into a lazy jackoff


Nah, he's in good hands here...

Just ignore that I started the Schwarber thread, too.


So Mojo is banned from starting any more player threads.


Duke Silver wrote:I was just getting ready to start a thread about Willson, because he doesn't have one dedicated to himself, while scrubs like Almora for some reason have their own. Then, I remembered my condition. And I'm not going to horsefeathers this up. So someone else needs to start one.


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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby UMFan83 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:54 pm

soccer10k wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:
Ding Dong Johnson wrote:I theorize addison russell having his own thread is what led to his demise so let’s hope you did not turn willson into a lazy jackoff


Nah, he's in good hands here...

Just ignore that I started the Schwarber thread, too.


So Mojo is banned from starting any more player threads.


Hey guys should I go ahead and start the injury update thread??
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby CyHawk_Cub » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:10 pm

soccer10k wrote:
So Mojo is banned from starting any more player threads.


I'm totally cool w/ Duke & mojo starting individual player threads for non-Cubs like Ryan Braun & Randal Grichuk.
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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby David » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:31 pm

not sure where he got it from but

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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby jersey cubs fan » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:52 pm

idle speculation
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Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:03 pm

David wrote:not sure where he got it from but


... Barstool
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Postby Cubswin11 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:10 pm

We Got The Whole 9 wrote:
David wrote:not sure where he got it from but


... Barstool

Whatever the feelings are about Barstool I'm pretty sure they have decent connections to both Chicago baseball teams. They've broken stuff before, especially like this on injuries and call ups.
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Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:16 pm

Cubswin11 wrote:
We Got The Whole 9 wrote:
David wrote:not sure where he got it from but


... Barstool

Whatever the feelings are about Barstool I'm pretty sure they have decent connections to both Chicago baseball teams. They've broken stuff before, especially like this on injuries and call ups.

Yeah I'm not doubting their credibility but I used ellipses just to denote the grain of salt needed. Nothing officially announced yet but I lean toward it being accurate.
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Postby Bryant's Disco Ball » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:24 pm

I've never known what to take from timetables regarding hamstrings. Three to four weeks seems like it easily could move to five or six with a bunch of updates about how he's getting closer but still not there.

But if ends up being three to four, I'll take it.
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Postby UMFan83 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:53 pm

Bryant's Disco Ball wrote:I've never known what to take from timetables regarding hamstrings. Three to four weeks seems like it easily could move to five or six with a bunch of updates about how he's getting closer but still not there.

But if ends up being three to four, I'll take it.


Yep, this happened to Dexter last year IIRC
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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:35 pm

Definitely want to be patient with it
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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby Cubswin11 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:39 pm

You think they will look to get like Kurt Suzuki off waivers for a replacement or do you guys think they are fine rolling with Caritini as the backup?
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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby philosophizer75 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:31 am

Avila, caratini, schwarber if needed. Doesn't seem like too bad of a stable to have behind the dish with our number 1 out.
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Re: Talk About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jackoffs

Postby CaliforniaRaisin » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:01 pm

soccer10k wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:
Ding Dong Johnson wrote:I theorize addison russell having his own thread is what led to his demise so let’s hope you did not turn willson into a lazy jackoff


Nah, he's in good hands here...

Just ignore that I started the Schwarber thread, too.


So Mojo is banned from starting any more player threads.


Why limit the banning to starting threads?
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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:30 pm

I'm gonna start a thread all about Brandon if you keep this up.
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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby Banedon » Fri Aug 11, 2017 4:50 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:I'm gonna start a thread all about Brandon if you keep this up.


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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby CyHawk_Cub » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:30 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:I'm gonna start a thread all about Brandon if you keep this up.


CyHawk_Cub wrote:
soccer10k wrote:
So Mojo is banned from starting any more player threads.


I'm totally cool w/ Duke & mojo starting individual player threads for non-Cubs like Ryan Braun & Randal Grichuk, or NSB mods.
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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby sneakypower » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:10 pm

i'd have gone with "Contrerian Viewpoints"
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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby UMFan83 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:44 pm

So uhhh...how's rehab going Willy?

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Re: Jagoff About Willson Contreras Here, You Lazy Jerkoffs

Postby Banedon » Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:56 pm

Well that could've been a whole lot worse than it is.
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