Willson Contreras = Geovany Soto Redux

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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:19 am

well she looks lovely
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Postby weis21 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:25 am

"she's not worth it, willson"

*clinks budweiser bottles together w/ willson*
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Postby Duke Silver » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:38 am

Looks like Willson is the only one jagging off in here.
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Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:03 am

i mean if you're gonna shoot your shot it's tough to find a better target
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Postby Cubswin11 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:07 am

Willson starting his rehab assignment Thursday in Myrtle Beach
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Postby BigSlick » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:17 am

Lol his awkward almost wholesome hitting on her is making me laugh
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Postby OleMissCub » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:44 am

She also did the same thing to Chad Kelly

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Postby UMFan83 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:47 am

He claims he was hacked? Hahah
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Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:50 am

UMFan83 wrote:He claims he was hacked? Hahah


lmao he's an idiot, like no one could possibly blame him.
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Postby weis21 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:26 am

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UMFan83 wrote:He claims he was hacked? Hahah


lmao he's an idiot, like no one could possibly blame him.

his (one of hopefully many) girlfriend(s) probably would. gotta do damage control and focus on the future. and we need willy happy and in good spirits when he returns. smart move imo
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Postby 17 Seconds » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:48 pm

impressed with the you're
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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:08 pm

Willson ain't alone...

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Postby Omar » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:01 pm

she should have dragged it until he sent dick pics before publicizing it
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Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:07 pm

Never understood the infatuation with her
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We Got The Whole 9 wrote:Never understood the infatuation with her

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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:58 pm

Duke Silver wrote:


Someone help me out here.
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Postby Duke Silver » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:00 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Someone help me out here.


Javy liked her post on twitter.
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Postby bauermj » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:19 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Someone help me out here.


Kind of hard to tell but its a chat thread from social media where Willson sent unsolicited messages to a porn star over the course of 10 days so she decided to put him on blast.
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Postby David » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:30 pm

bauermj wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Someone help me out here.


Kind of hard to tell but its a chat thread from social media where Willson sent unsolicited messages to a porn star over the course of 10 days so she decided to put him on blast.


bro...the answer is right above you, posted 20 min before
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:11 pm

Duke Silver wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Someone help me out here.


Javy liked her post on twitter.


Ahhh, now I get it.
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Postby David » Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:10 pm

lol willson posted a pic with, presumably, a gf with what essentially says "how could i not love you, my love" in spanish as the text on his instagram story
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We Got The Whole 9 wrote:Never understood the infatuation with her
Low supply of Lebanese porn stars
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we agreed all the way on giorgia palmas (even though i only knew her from your avatar) but on this we must part ways
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Postby philosophizer75 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:53 pm

She's pretty great imo.
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