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Postby Cubswin11 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:06 pm

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Cubswin11 wrote:I'm almost positive Willson came out Sunday after hearing his words got misinterpreted in the media to clarify what he meant about anything critical of Yu. He said he was either misinterpreted or used the wrong English words or something along those lines and everything "critical" and that what he meant was him and Yu as a battery and overall team need to be better and nothing he said was directed solely at Yu. I think Sharma for sure tweeted about it, but of course this hack writer just went with the click baity headline and storyline.


I was sure I'd seen that too but couldn't find it anywhere after Old Style posted the Morissey article...thought maybe I imagined it.

Here's one tweet, Rogers might have had some too, to clarify.

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Postby Derwood » Thu May 03, 2018 11:05 pm

Did he dress as Inspector Gadget for his wedding?
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Postby Omar » Thu May 03, 2018 11:33 pm

it wasnt as much a wedding ceremony

more of a "lets go to city hall and get our marriage license"
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Postby treebird » Thu May 03, 2018 11:55 pm

Derwood wrote:Did he dress as Inspector Gadget for his wedding?


let’s hear what you were going for with this one
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Postby Derwood » Thu May 03, 2018 11:58 pm

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Derwood wrote:Did he dress as Inspector Gadget for his wedding?


let’s hear what you were going for with this one


His weirdly long tan coat.
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Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Fri May 04, 2018 1:05 am

I thought it was a quality reference.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri May 04, 2018 2:19 am

Is the "weird" part the color or the length?

Also: Inspector Gadget wore a gray trenchcoat, so I hope you got fired for that blunder.
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Postby Derwood » Fri May 04, 2018 2:20 am

Sammy Sofa wrote:Is the "weird" part the color or the length?


both

Also: Inspector Gadget wore a gray trenchcoat, so I hope you got fired for that blunder.


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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri May 04, 2018 2:23 am

You shoulda gone with "THANKS, OBAMA" or something since conservatives also lost their horsefeathering horsefeathers when he dared to wear a tan suit. Keepin' good company there.
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Postby treebird » Fri May 04, 2018 3:11 am

inspector gadget wears a gray trench coat and a hat. these are the famous things he wears besides like a hammer on a spring or whatever. if you are talking about inspector gadget and you are not talking about those things you are talking about inspector gadget wrong.
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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri May 04, 2018 3:19 am

it is the windy city so maybe his hat blew off. you just never know about these things
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Fri May 04, 2018 3:25 am

better question, why is she dressed like shes attending a horsefeathering sunday brunch. wtf is wrong with millennials. ya'll have no idea how to horsefeathering dress
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri May 04, 2018 4:49 am

treebird wrote:inspector gadget wears a gray trench coat and a hat. these are the famous things he wears besides like a hammer on a spring or whatever. if you are talking about inspector gadget and you are not talking about those things you are talking about inspector gadget wrong.

What if inspector gadget enjoyed earth tones?
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Postby javy knows my name » Fri May 04, 2018 5:27 am

minnesotacubsfan wrote:better question, why is she dressed like shes attending a horsefeathering sunday brunch. wtf is wrong with millennials. ya'll have no idea how to horsefeathering dress


Has anything you've ever said made sense?
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Postby 17 Seconds » Fri May 04, 2018 10:48 am

actually gadget was deputy chief of police and wore a brown coat in the prequels
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri May 04, 2018 11:57 am

treebird wrote:inspector gadget wears a gray trench coat and a hat. these are the famous things he wears besides like a hammer on a spring or whatever. if you are talking about inspector gadget and you are not talking about those things you are talking about inspector gadget wrong.


Maybe it's the new version of blue dress/gold dress.
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Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Fri May 04, 2018 1:24 pm

my first instinct is that he looks dumb however im holding my full opinion until i see a full body shot


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Postby ConstableRabbit » Fri May 04, 2018 3:33 pm

Also, what's wrong with wearing a coat like inspector gadget? Trench coats have been in style for decades. And if you needed to change into something you thought was cooler you could always say "go go gadget jorts!"
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri May 04, 2018 3:37 pm

ConstableRabbit wrote:Also, what's wrong with wearing a coat like inspector gadget? Trench coats have been in style for decades. And if you needed to change into something you thought was cooler you could always say "go go gadget jorts!"

You want a trench coat? I can get you a trench coat.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri May 04, 2018 3:37 pm

Could gone with this instead:

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