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This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is

Postby David » Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:31 pm

Although right now, it's just about how he's the new face of Express Men clothing stores



I think he might be replacing Steph Curry

This dude is just going to be raking in endorsements, isn't he?
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Postby CubinNY » Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:56 pm

Dreamy is the only word that can possibly describe him.
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Postby javy knows my name » Thu Mar 03, 2016 6:17 pm

I got a Kris Bryant comp from a gay dude this week.

I don't look anything like Bryant, I just have the piercing blue eyes of an ice dragon.
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Postby NOLA » Fri Mar 04, 2016 3:06 am

The man can wear a suit. If I could trade places with any human right now, it might be him.
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NOLA wrote:The man can wear a suit. If I could trade places with any human right now, it might be him.


what if you could look like kris bryant but you had to have a 2-inch dick.
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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:27 am

Bunts Lick Butts wrote:
NOLA wrote:The man can wear a suit. If I could trade places with any human right now, it might be him.


what if you could look like kris bryant but you had to have a 2-inch dick.

what if you already had a 2-inch dick? asking for a friend.
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Postby The Logan » Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:07 am

Bunts Lick Butts wrote:
NOLA wrote:The man can wear a suit. If I could trade places with any human right now, it might be him.


what if you could look like kris bryant but you had to have a 2-inch dick.


I'd use my endorsement money for a wiener implant.
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Postby biittner77 » Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:31 pm

The Logan wrote:
Bunts Lick Butts wrote:
NOLA wrote:The man can wear a suit. If I could trade places with any human right now, it might be him.


what if you could look like kris bryant but you had to have a 2-inch dick.


I'd use my endorsement money for a wiener implant.


You & Donald Trump both.
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Ding Dong Johnson wrote:
Bunts Lick Butts wrote:
NOLA wrote:The man can wear a suit. If I could trade places with any human right now, it might be him.


what if you could look like kris bryant but you had to have a 2-inch dick.

what if you already had a 2-inch dick? asking for a friend.


tell kyle to ask his own question
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Postby David » Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:12 pm

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Postby Liam Neeson » Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:31 pm



This might be the laziest hidden pro prank I've ever seen.
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Postby Banedon » Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:58 pm

Liam Neeson wrote:This might be the laziest hidden pro prank I've ever seen.


It's weird how they all instantly recognized Kris Bryant as not a high school player!
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Postby David » Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:07 pm

Banedon wrote:
Liam Neeson wrote:This might be the laziest hidden pro prank I've ever seen.


It's weird how they all instantly recognized Kris Bryant as not a high school player!


High school?
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Postby Banedon » Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:11 pm

David wrote:
Banedon wrote:
Liam Neeson wrote:This might be the laziest hidden pro prank I've ever seen.


It's weird how they all instantly recognized Kris Bryant as not a high school player!


High school?


Hmm...not sure why I thought it was a high school the first time I watched through it.
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Postby Liam Neeson » Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:15 pm

Banedon wrote:
Liam Neeson wrote:This might be the laziest hidden pro prank I've ever seen.


It's weird how they all instantly recognized Kris Bryant as not a high school player!


Didn't even toss a crappy wig on him, have him fake a bad accent, or have him whiff in the box for a bit.

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Postby David » Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:16 pm

Banedon wrote:
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Banedon wrote:
It's weird how they all instantly recognized Kris Bryant as not a high school player!


High school?


Hmm...not sure why I thought it was a high school the first time I watched through it.


well, it is some little community college.

what makes it worse that anybody was fooled at all was that it's in freaking MESA
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Postby treebird » Fri Mar 18, 2016 6:22 pm

do it again but make him wear makeup and a wig and a fake nose and do a swedish accent
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Mar 18, 2016 6:26 pm

If I encounter any super good-looking dude with piercing, icy-blue eyes I'm just going to automatically assume he's somebody at least a little famous.
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Postby snoodmonger » Sat Mar 19, 2016 4:43 am

Liam Neeson wrote:


This might be the laziest hidden pro prank I've ever seen.


Seriously. I'm surprised they didn't have him come out in a Cubs/Bryant jersey.
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Postby The Logan » Tue Mar 22, 2016 6:38 pm

Bryant makes an appearance in this:

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Postby David » Mon Mar 28, 2016 4:38 pm

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14947 ... uccess-dad

ESPN Magazine Bryant fluff piece on him and his dad and how his dad coached him growing up
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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Mon Mar 28, 2016 4:40 pm

David wrote:http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14947126/is-secret-kris-bryant-success-dad

ESPN Magazine Bryant fluff piece on him and his dad and how his dad coached him growing up

I read that this morning and thought his dad came across as a wee bit of an ass
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Postby Brian » Mon Mar 28, 2016 4:50 pm

MIKE WANTS TO clear up a rumor. On June 25, the Cubs played the Dodgers, and Kris left the game early. Mike knows there was message-board speculation that his son was hungover. Not true, he says. Kris doesn't drink. At least not yet. Someday, he's told his father, he will take a swig of champagne. It won't happen when he marries his high school sweetheart, Jessica Delp, next year. Instead, it will come in the Cubs' clubhouse after they win the World Series.


Hopefully it's here he's lurking, and hopefully he doesn't pull a Sean Gallagher's dad.
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Postby Gmoney08 » Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:36 pm

Brian wrote:
MIKE WANTS TO clear up a rumor. On June 25, the Cubs played the Dodgers, and Kris left the game early. Mike knows there was message-board speculation that his son was hungover. Not true, he says. Kris doesn't drink. At least not yet. Someday, he's told his father, he will take a swig of champagne. It won't happen when he marries his high school sweetheart, Jessica Delp, next year. Instead, it will come in the Cubs' clubhouse after they win the World Series.


Hopefully it's here he's lurking, and hopefully he doesn't pull a Sean Gallagher's dad.


What did Sean Gallaghers Dad do?

Bryants Dad just seems like a proactive coach, pretty much what you would expect from a handson coach who played pro baseball.
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