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Re: This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is

Postby Derwood » Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:23 pm

Just coming to post that. I was dying
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Re: This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is

Postby badger » Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:39 pm

David wrote:
badger wrote:Should I have known that KB is mormon? Is this common knowledge?


It's at least been a rumor for a while.

Did I miss something in that video that had to do with that though?



No there was some comment that I was too lazy to find about him having likely having the ceremony in some Gaudy LDS church earlier in the thread.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:45 pm

Wait, that's just a rumor? I thought all of the "Bryant can't handle his booze" jokes were because he was a known garment-wearer.
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Postby Cubswin11 » Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:52 pm

I think Bryant and Harper being Mormons is pretty common knowledge

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Postby Banedon » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:04 pm

Tracer Bullet wrote:Try to hit it off the barrel.

I have to imagine there are a lot of reigning MVPs that wouldn't be so good natured about a smart ass cameraman.


It makes me at least mildly skeptical that KB didn't figure it out and was playing along a bit. But who cares, it's still funny.
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Postby OleMissCub » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:05 pm

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But this one actually was funny


Works especially well with Maddux, a man who looks the farthest thing from being an elite athlete.
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Postby OleMissCub » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:07 pm

Banedon wrote:
Tracer Bullet wrote:Try to hit it off the barrel.

I have to imagine there are a lot of reigning MVPs that wouldn't be so good natured about a smart ass cameraman.


It makes me at least mildly skeptical that KB didn't figure it out and was playing along a bit. But who cares, it's still funny.


Yeah, I dunno. Part of me thinks that and then part of me thinks that KB is just such a nice dude that he's not going to be an ass and is the type that goes along to get along.
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Re: This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is

Postby David » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:16 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Wait, that's just a rumor? I thought all of the "Bryant can't handle his booze" jokes were because he was a known garment-wearer.


They were mainly because he has been vocal about never having had alcohol (thought I'm not sure if he followed through on his claim that he'd drink World Series champagne) and then he has missed/been pulled from games on more than one occasion with "flu like symptoms."

I know it's been talked about that he's Mormon but I'm not sure it's ever been confirmed in any sort of way (like him saying so, or it even being in print as a fact).
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Re: This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is

Postby David » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:17 pm

OleMissCub wrote:
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Tracer Bullet wrote:Try to hit it off the barrel.

I have to imagine there are a lot of reigning MVPs that wouldn't be so good natured about a smart ass cameraman.


It makes me at least mildly skeptical that KB didn't figure it out and was playing along a bit. But who cares, it's still funny.


Yeah, I dunno. Part of me thinks that and then part of me thinks that KB is just such a nice dude that he's not going to be an ass and is the type that goes along to get along.


Yeah, I don't know if he was on to anything or not, but I wouldn't expect KB to respond any differently either way. He kind of gave an annoyed "that's the goal" or something as a response iirc.
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Postby OleMissCub » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:20 pm

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He kind of gave an annoyed "that's the goal" or something as a response iirc.


Yeah, an understated passive aggressiveness is about as ugly as I can imagine KB getting.
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Postby Tracer Bullet » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:33 pm

David wrote:
OleMissCub wrote:
Banedon wrote:
It makes me at least mildly skeptical that KB didn't figure it out and was playing along a bit. But who cares, it's still funny.


Yeah, I dunno. Part of me thinks that and then part of me thinks that KB is just such a nice dude that he's not going to be an ass and is the type that goes along to get along.


Yeah, I don't know if he was on to anything or not, but I wouldn't expect KB to respond any differently either way. He kind of gave an annoyed "that's the goal" or something as a response iirc.


yeah i think that's how you know he wasn't just playing along. That's probably super pissed KB.
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Postby soccer10k » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:58 am

David wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Wait, that's just a rumor? I thought all of the "Bryant can't handle his booze" jokes were because he was a known garment-wearer.


They were mainly because he has been vocal about never having had alcohol (thought I'm not sure if he followed through on his claim that he'd drink World Series champagne) and then he has missed/been pulled from games on more than one occasion with "flu like symptoms."

I know it's been talked about that he's Mormon but I'm not sure it's ever been confirmed in any sort of way (like him saying so, or it even being in print as a fact).


I feel like it was usually day games that he missed which fueled the speculation.
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Postby Sammys Boombox » Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:39 pm

At 3:47 PM on Monday, March 20 my wife delivered our son, Bryant.

I guess I need to pick up one of these for him.

Looks like I already have another Sports Illusrated to buy for his collection.

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Postby Banedon » Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:42 pm

Congrats!

Your pic is a little cut off...here's the whole thing.

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Postby Sammys Boombox » Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:47 pm

Banedon wrote:Congrats!

Your pic is a little cut off...here's the whole thing.

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Ha! Looked forever to find one that showed the whole thing. Thanks
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Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:12 pm

I would totally enjoy the cuckold
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Postby Brian707 » Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:24 pm

Ok, I need to buy that. And congrats on your new son!


Dodgers over Indians? horsefeathers that
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Postby NOLA » Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:30 pm

Brian707 wrote:Ok, I need to buy that. And congrats on your new son!


Dodgers over Indians? horsefeathers that

You could throw any of Red Sox, Indians, Dodgers or Cubs up there and it is as good as any other guess in March.
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Postby Banedon » Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:14 pm

NOLA wrote:
Brian707 wrote:Ok, I need to buy that. And congrats on your new son!


Dodgers over Indians? horsefeathers that

You could throw any of Red Sox, Indians, Dodgers or Cubs up there and it is as good as any other guess in March.


I'd say the guess that ends up being right is probably gooder than the other guesses.
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Postby philosophizer75 » Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:30 pm

Brewers over Twins. The goodest of guesses.
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Postby bukie » Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:22 pm

0 for 4 with 3 Ks. Why is no one discussing this failure of a player?
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Postby UMFan83 » Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:28 pm

bukie wrote:0 for 4 with 3 Ks. Why is no one discussing this failure of a player?


Javy will forget his name if he keeps this up.
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