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Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:57 pm

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Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:43 pm

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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby ConstableRabbit » Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:49 pm

Quick, someone back into the location of his condo.
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:51 pm

the decor screams hospital.
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby squally1313 » Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:52 pm

I don't mean this as any sort of judgment on his character, but Baez, especially hot streak Baez, seems the type to be back on the field like...tomorrow.
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:56 pm

squally1313 wrote:I don't mean this as any sort of judgment on his character, but Baez, especially hot streak Baez, seems the type to be back on the field like...tomorrow.


judge my character as you will, but god I hope so
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby Derwood » Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:02 pm

Based on that tweet, it seems that Javy doesn't know the baby's name
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:08 pm

Derwood wrote:Based on that tweet, it seems that Javy doesn't know the baby's name

the free folk don't name a child until after the 2nd birthday
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:17 pm

Derwood wrote:Based on that tweet, it seems that Javy doesn't know the baby's name


Its first name is literally "Baby" until it does something worthy of recognition.
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby Derwood » Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:28 pm

Javy only knows the names of the Top 100 Babies













(that was the joke)
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby Brian » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:40 pm

minnesotacubsfan wrote:
squally1313 wrote:I don't mean this as any sort of judgment on his character, but Baez, especially hot streak Baez, seems the type to be back on the field like...tomorrow.


judge my character as you will, but god I hope so


I'm assuming he hits a walk off dong today.
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Postby sweetpeteman » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:44 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:the decor screams hospital.



Specifically, Northwestern.
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby KingCubsFan » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:01 pm

sweetpeteman wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:the decor screams hospital.



Specifically, Northwestern.

Yep, that’s Prentice.
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby Brian » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:19 pm

Taking Chatwood off the paternity list for no reason for yesterday's game looks even worse now, could have swapped him and Baez today.
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:49 pm

Brian wrote:Taking Chatwood off the paternity list for no reason for yesterday's game looks even worse now, could have swapped him and Baez today.

they had to, his time was up
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:08 pm

Brian wrote:Taking Chatwood off the paternity list for no reason for yesterday's game looks even worse now, could have swapped him and Baez today.

what? there is a limit to how long you can be on the list.
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby Brian » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:26 pm

i blame the person that complained about it in the game thread yesterday
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby Tim » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:31 pm

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Brian wrote:Taking Chatwood off the paternity list for no reason for yesterday's game looks even worse now, could have swapped him and Baez today.

what? there is a limit to how long you can be on the list.

Len actually said in last night's telecast that the Cubs had to take Chatwood off the paternity list.
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