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Baez impregnates Baez

Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:22 pm

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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:27 pm

"Girl" and "Boy" are capitalized because you know that's all Baez is going to be able to remember to call them.
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Postby CaliforniaRaisin » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:51 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:"Girl" and "Boy" are capitalized because you know that's all Baez is going to be able to remember to call them.


Please. If it's a boy, it'll be Javy Jr.
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Postby Bobson Dugnutt » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:58 pm

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Sammy Sofa wrote:"Girl" and "Boy" are capitalized because you know that's all Baez is going to be able to remember to call them.


Please. If it's a boy,it'll be Javy Jr.
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:03 pm

My vote is for tag
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:16 pm

Imagine being expected to listen to a dad with the MLB logo tattooed on their neck. Like, that would be my comeback for EVERYTHING.

"I told you to be home by midnight!"

"Yeah, well, at least I DON'T HAVE AN MLB LOGO TATTOOED ON MY NECK!"
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:19 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Imagine being expected to listen to a dad with the MLB logo tattooed on their neck. Like, that would be my comeback for EVERYTHING.

"I told you to be home by midnight!"

"Yeah, well, at least I DON'T HAVE AN MLB LOGO TATTOOED ON MY NECK!"


Followed by the realization that you yourself dont play in the MLB and, well, kids are punks
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Postby David » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:20 pm

id personally think that's one of the better tattoos he has if it weren't done so sloppily
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Postby David » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:26 pm

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Postby Banedon » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:47 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Imagine being expected to listen to a dad with the MLB logo tattooed on their neck. Like, that would be my comeback for EVERYTHING.

"I told you to be home by midnight!"

"Yeah, well, at least I DON'T HAVE AN MLB LOGO TATTOOED ON MY NECK!"


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Postby The Logan » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:27 pm

He's totally taking the Chipper Jones approach and naming his kid after the ballpark where he has his best numbers. Say hello to SunTrust Baez!
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Postby Duke Silver » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:50 pm

A rendering of the Javy Sperm at the moment of conception:

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Postby weis21 » Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:36 pm

was beaten with the "you know it's gonna be javy baez jr if it's a boy" but the thought of my almost 3-year old son one day rooting for javy baez jr. made me smile.

also, give him a break for the MLB neck tattoo. i think all of us can think of decisions we made when we were 11 that we wish were different.
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Postby stitchface » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:55 pm

Noely for a girl.
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Postby javy knows my name » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:58 pm

This thread title seriously did not get enough props. I know we've come to expect it from jersey, but come on
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Postby ConstableRabbit » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:15 pm

javy knows my name wrote:This thread title seriously did not get enough props. I know we've come to expect it from jersey, but come on

I, for one blame Javy; by not putting a ring on it, he's rendered an otherwise outstanding thread title factually incorrect.
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:20 pm

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javy knows my name wrote:This thread title seriously did not get enough props. I know we've come to expect it from jersey, but come on

I, for one blame Javy; by not putting a ring on it, he's rendered an otherwise outstanding thread title factually incorrect.

Her twitter handle name is Mrs Baez
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Postby Bull » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:41 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:
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javy knows my name wrote:This thread title seriously did not get enough props. I know we've come to expect it from jersey, but come on

I, for one blame Javy; by not putting a ring on it, he's rendered an otherwise outstanding thread title factually incorrect.

Her twitter handle name is Mrs Baez

something something...can't remember name...something.
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Postby Brian » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:58 am

Duke Silver wrote:A rendering of the Javy Sperm at the moment of conception:

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This is how the baby is going to come out of the womb
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:33 pm

I guess he's gonna keep it
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Postby CubinNY » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:25 pm

It’s a good thing. It would be a little weird to call a girl Javy Jr.
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Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:54 am

javy's bod looking a little soft
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby jersey cubs fan » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:58 am

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:javy's bod looking a little soft

They can't all be in best shape of their life in spring training, some guys have to be ready to start a new chapter in their life or face the season with a new purpose.
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Re: Baez impregnates Baez

Postby Slugger_16 » Sun Feb 04, 2018 4:12 pm



Now you too can get Javy's seed.
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TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:javy's bod looking a little soft


NOT what she said, apparently.
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